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Reverend Bob Larson told KNXV that he has performed over 20,000 exorcisms over the past 20 year. And thanks to the Skype video chat software, he can now offer the service to people all over the world for just $295 for a 60-minute session, according to The Huffington Post. U.S. residents can even deduct the donation to Larson’s International Missions Program from their taxes.
“It’s real,” he remarked. “There would be no reason to theatrically stage this for any reason. Why would anybody do that? I have no idea.”
“They just can’t be done that way,” says Reverend Isaac Kramer, director of the International Catholic Association of Exorcists, an organization that trains and ordains new exorcists. “If a person is fully possessed, the demon inside of them will not let them sit in front of the computer screen to be exorcised. Chances are, they’re going to throw the computer screen across the room and destroy everything.”
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No real holy man would charge money for exorcisms.
If I could get $295 an hour for waving a crucifix in front of a webcam, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Simon Pegg?
Quote from: Art Vandelay on January 29, 2014, 10:40:14 pmIf I could get $295 an hour for waving a crucifix in front of a webcam, I'd do it in a heartbeat.Put shoe on head.
Quote from: The Illusive Man on January 29, 2014, 10:42:59 pmQuote from: Art Vandelay on January 29, 2014, 10:40:14 pmIf I could get $295 an hour for waving a crucifix in front of a webcam, I'd do it in a heartbeat.Put shoe on head.Que?
“Put Shoe on Head” is an online prank/raid coordinated by a group of YTMND users and /b/ tards in 2006. Using Ventrilo as their ground of communication, participants targeted individual chatrooms on LiveJasmin.com, a webcam/porn site featuring live chat with girls, many of whom apparently do not speak fluent English. The raids consisted of flooding the chatrooms and making strange requests like “do a barrel roll” and “show me your keyboard.”Soon enough, a YTMND user known asFlyingLaserJesus told one of the performers to place her shoe on her head, using the fractured English command of ‘Put Shoe On Head’, and soon enough, the phrase became the one line glory of the Live Jasmin Raids.
