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Offline MadCatTLX

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Ponies Derail
« on: February 01, 2012, 09:26:46 pm »
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That could mean a temple to love, friendship, calm or perspective.

Am I the only one who thought "pony temple" when I read this?

I vote we take over and turn it into a temple to ponies.

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Re: Ponies Derail
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2012, 09:44:03 pm »
If there is anything that could make me accept Jesus as my Lord & Savior, it would have to be that the alternative is being lorded over by cheaply animated fluorescent cartoon ponies.

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Re: Ponies Derail
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2012, 09:50:42 pm »
I agree with Lithp.

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Re: Ponies Derail
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2012, 10:40:08 pm »
At least no one is carrying signs that say “Celestia Hates Fags.”

Sorry, haven't let my inner brony out in a while.
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Re: Ponies Derail
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2012, 10:50:46 pm »
At least no one is carrying signs that say “Celestia Hates Fags.”

Sorry, haven't let my inner brony out in a while.
I tend to assume a person with a Rainbow Dash fighter pilot avatar has more than enough outer brony to make up for any perceived lack of inner brony.

Well I mean I don't talk about it in public and off the internet.
History is full of maniacs, my friend, men and women of intelect, highly perceptive individuals, who's brilliant minds know neither restraint nor taboo. Such notions are the devils we must slay for the edification of pony-kind. Even if said edification means violating the rules of decency, society, and rightousness itself.
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Re: Ponies Derail
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2012, 11:28:08 pm »
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At least no one is carrying signs that say “Celestia Hates Fags.”

Given how prevelent the Brony fandom is, I bet I could find someone.

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Re: Ponies Derail
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2012, 12:14:57 am »
If there is anything that could make me accept Jesus as my Lord & Savior, it would have to be that the alternative is being lorded over by cheaply animated fluorescent cartoon ponies.

I don't know, dude. One of their feet is hollow. And firecrackers are readily available enough. Seems pretty silly to be afraid of something I probably at one point got drunk and blew up.
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Re: Ponies Derail
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2012, 12:45:07 am »
I said nothing about fear.

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Re: Ponies Derail
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2012, 02:42:51 am »
Only a matter of time, boys... join the Herd, it's not so bad.  We don't bite!
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Re: Ponies Derail
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2012, 02:58:42 am »
Only a matter of time, boys... join the Herd, it's not so bad.  We don't bite!

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Re: Ponies Derail
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2012, 03:11:15 pm »
Only a matter of time, boys... join the Herd, it's not so bad.  We don't bite!

One of us... One of us... One of us...

It seems that Radiation has joined our ranks! :D
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Re: Ponies Derail
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2012, 03:23:43 pm »
1. Unlikely.
2. Zachski=/=Radiation.

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Re: Ponies Derail
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2012, 03:34:48 pm »
1. Unlikely.
2. Zachski=/=Radiation.

I think he's referring to the MLP thread for that.

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Re: Ponies Derail
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2012, 05:49:44 pm »
Bronies got Depy Hooves made canon. We can do anything.
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Re: Ponies Derail
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2012, 06:21:30 pm »
I have no idea what you're talking about because I live in the real world, where no one cares about dashing rainbows or whatever.