Poe's law is fun around here. I Found a damn good one and figured that I would share, feel free to toss your own in if you find any.
Ripped from the CNN Comments
A liberal Muslim ACLU law professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.
"Before we begin class, you must all get on your knees and worship Karl Marx, and accept that he was the most highly evolved being that the world has ever known."
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL who had served over 9000 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all US military action stood up and held out a rock.
"How old is this rock?"
The arrogant professor smiled and smugly replied, "4.6 billion years."
"Wrong. Its been 5000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old, and evolution, as you say, is real.... then it should be an animal by now."
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and his copy of Origin of Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.
The students all applauded the registered Republican and that day accepted Jesus Christ as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag, then shed a tear. The pledge of allegiance was recited several time and God himself showed up to enact a flat tax across the entire country.
The professor lost his tenure the next day and was fired.
Semper Fi.
