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This is a vrry strange world
« on: July 15, 2017, 12:23:54 pm »
http://www.yourtango.com/2017303353/meet-hillary-clinton-dominatrix-who-punishes-donald-trump-voters

...Apparently that's a thing.

Yay for capitalism providing products and services that the people want no matter how strange?
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Re: This is a vrry strange world
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2017, 12:32:06 pm »
A good dominatrix can make a lot of money--not from the act itself, but from catering to rich, powerful clients who are willing to pay large sums to make sure she doesn't blab about them.
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Re: This is a vrry strange world
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2017, 01:32:37 pm »
http://www.yourtango.com/2017303353/meet-hillary-clinton-dominatrix-who-punishes-donald-trump-voters

...Apparently that's a thing.

Yay for capitalism providing products and services that the people want no matter how strange?

That's an oddly specific fetish.  And I can't imagine involving either Trump or Clinton in my sex life in any capacity. Ew.  But still, whatever makes people happy and all. 

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Re: This is a vrry strange world
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2017, 04:07:56 pm »
I mean sure, having a fetish for an old politician dominating you seems odd but it is among the more harmless fetishes.

No kids are getting hurt for example.
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Re: This is a vrry strange world
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2017, 05:01:17 am »
http://www.yourtango.com/2017303353/meet-hillary-clinton-dominatrix-who-punishes-donald-trump-voters

...Apparently that's a thing.

Yay for capitalism providing products and services that the people want no matter how strange?

That's an oddly specific fetish.  And I can't imagine involving either Trump or Clinton in my sex life in any capacity. Ew.  But still, whatever makes people happy and all.

I'd prefer Trump and Clinton to be out of my life in general but they keep coming back.

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Re: This is a vrry strange world
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2017, 05:04:00 am »
Or do you mean...they keep cumming back.
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Re: This is a vrry strange world
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2017, 05:57:05 am »
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"Politician" is the occupational equivalent of "Florida".

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Re: This is a vrry strange world
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2017, 06:11:42 am »
...anyone wanna know about the Congressman themed stripper service I found online?
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Re: This is a vrry strange world
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2017, 01:53:23 am »
...anyone wanna know about the Congressman themed stripper service I found online?

Sounds horrifying, go for it.

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Re: This is a vrry strange world
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2017, 01:58:37 am »
...anyone wanna know about the Congressman themed stripper service I found online?

Sounds horrifying, go for it.

I have heard there is a Congressman themed stripper service - it advertises "sexy Mitch McConnell" offering to "do the Republican Budget Plan" on your pants. Also a "sexy Paul Ryan" whose "abs will delight any straight woman or gay man" "can convince anyone of libertarian Republicanism in one dance".
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Re: This is a vrry strange world
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2017, 05:56:37 pm »
Now I'm thinking about porn parody politician names. Is that a bad thing?
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Re: This is a vrry strange world
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2017, 12:41:28 pm »
Now I'm thinking about porn parody politician names. Is that a bad thing?

I always thought "Trump" sounded kind of like a sex act.  Though in Britain it's a slang term for fart...which can be a sex act (yes that's a thing, apparently).

And of course "Bush" is it's own porn parody name really.

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Re: This is a vrry strange world
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2017, 04:25:21 am »
Now I'm thinking about porn parody politician names. Is that a bad thing?

I always thought "Trump" sounded kind of like a sex act.  Though in Britain it's a slang term for fart...which can be a sex act (yes that's a thing, apparently).

And of course "Bush" is it's own porn parody name really.

I've heard the Brazilians make good fart porn yknow if youre into that kind of thing.

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Re: This is a vrry strange world
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2017, 12:34:53 am »
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/vancouver-island-university-fetish-student-professor-fired-1.4400306

A mature student (40-something) at a university who has a diaper fetish demanded to be treated (in some ways) as if he were a baby, and insisted that female staff do things like change his soiled diapers.
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Re: This is a vrry strange world
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2017, 12:38:08 am »
I was wondering what Chagen was up to these days.