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Offline Skybison

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The world will end on Saturday
« on: September 19, 2017, 12:04:58 am »
Just wanted to make sure everyone knows, but on Saturday Planet X will collide with the Earth setting off the events fortold by the book of Revelations.  https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/09/17/the-world-as-we-know-it-is-about-to-end-again-if-you-believe-this-biblical-doomsday-claim/?utm_term=.1adad4612f75

Just a heads up so you can get your affairs in order.

If you're wondering how we know:

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Meade’s prediction is based largely on verses and numerical codes in the Bible. He has homed in one number: 33.

“Jesus lived for 33 years. The name Elohim, which is the name of God to the Jews, was mentioned 33 times [in the Bible],” Meade told The Washington Post. “It’s a very biblically significant, numerologically significant number. I’m talking astronomy. I’m talking the Bible … and merging the two.”

And Sept. 23 is 33 days since the Aug. 21 total solar eclipse, which Meade believes is an omen.

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Re: The world will end on Saturday
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2017, 12:22:18 am »
Well, who's up for the obligatory doomsday orgy?

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Re: The world will end on Saturday
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2017, 01:27:39 am »
Just a heads up so you can get your affairs in order.

I see no reason to get my affairs in order. By Sunday morning all my heirs (and errors) will be gone.

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Well, who's up for the obligatory doomsday orgy?

Sorry, I’m already going to a much more sedate gathering. Have fun and don’t worry about that morning-after hangover.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious." ―Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Re: The world will end on Saturday
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2017, 02:26:43 am »
Well, who's up for the obligatory doomsday orgy?

Well, if it's as good as the last one, you can count me in.
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Re: The world will end on Saturday
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2017, 03:22:30 am »
Wait a minute.....33?

The beer Rolling Rock (which features the number 33 on its bottles for no definitively-answered reason) is the harbinger of the apocalypse?
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Re: The world will end on Saturday
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2017, 03:32:06 am »
Wait a minute.....33?

The beer Rolling Rock (which features the number 33 on its bottles for no definitively-answered reason) is the harbinger of the apocalypse?

"Drink up, the world's about to end." - Ford Prefect
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious." ―Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Re: The world will end on Saturday
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2017, 04:06:34 am »
Wait a minute.....33?

The beer Rolling Rock (which features the number 33 on its bottles for no definitively-answered reason) is the harbinger of the apocalypse?
What a shitload of fuck.

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Re: The world will end on Saturday
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2017, 04:09:24 am »
Ah well. Anyone down to fuck?
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Re: The world will end on Saturday
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2017, 03:49:03 pm »
No.

I'll be ready to point and laugh the day after, though.

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Re: The world will end on Saturday
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2017, 04:58:11 pm »
Because I frequently post this on doomsday predictions on the main page:

http://www.abhota.info/end1.htm

And since I think I should bring popcorn:

Fundie Doublethink:
* The Bible is the inerrant, literal word of God when it talks about the Earth being created in six days and homosexuality being an abomination. The Bible is a flawed work interpreted by errant humans when it talks about loving your neighbor, turning the other cheek, and the evils of greed.
*  All life is sacred and precious from the moment of conception until the moment of birth.
* You're not a sexist.  You just think women are nothing but baby machines and servants.

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Re: The world will end on Saturday
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2017, 06:08:44 pm »
Banana Monster ne répond plus!

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Re: The world will end on Saturday
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2017, 02:19:42 am »
I've been through like 6 of these its nothing I can't handle.

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Re: The world will end on Saturday
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2017, 02:34:15 am »
I've been through like 6 of these its nothing I can't handle.

Which - apocalypses or doomsday orgies?
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Re: The world will end on Saturday
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2017, 10:10:06 am »
I've been through like 6 of these its nothing I can't handle.

Which - apocalypses or doomsday orgies?


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Re: The world will end on Saturday
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2017, 12:42:46 am »
So if anyone's wondering why we are still alive, the guy who made the prediction backtracted it and said that Planet X only past us by, and will cause several weeks of Hurricanes, Earthquakes, Volcanoes etc.