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The solution to Jacob's dilemma
Tolpuddle Martyr:
Jacob worries that this thread will become public knowledge. I have a solution.
--- Quote from: Jacob Harrison on June 25, 2018, 07:55:52 pm ---This weekend, me and my family went on Vacation in my grandparent’s summer home on Cape Cod, a peninsula in Massachusetts with lots of summer homes and beaches. Unfortunetely the weather was not good enough to go swimming.
My 21 year old second cousin who I have barely ever seen in my life is staying there the whole summer because she has a summer job on Cape Cod. She is overall a very decent moral person however on Sunday she did one thing that was very immoral.
On Sunday, when my dad went home because of having to work during the week, and my grandparents were at some party at the house of one of my grandfather’s cousins, me and my mom came home from a baseball game. And my cousin said hi to us while wearing nothing but towels. If she was coming out of the shower, why the fuck did she not put clothes in the bathroom for her to get changed into before coming out of the shower?! Why did she not keep in mind that there are relatives of hers that are not her parents or siblings in the fucking house?! I immediately looked away and walked down into the basement where my bedroom there is.
I on the other hand was much more moral and cautious knowing that there was a women relative close to my age in the house. In the mornings, I made sure that she would not even see me in my pajamas by having a goal to take a shower and get in my day clothes before breakfast. On all the mornings, she was up before me, so I would stay in the basement, until she went to work. The bathroom was upstairs so I even held in my pee for such torturous long time that I was tempted to piss in empty water bottles in the basement.
Thankfully, me and my mom are leaving to go home tomorrow. Don’t worry, I do not have any degenerate sexual thoughts about her since she is too closely related since today’s definition of incest extends to 1st and 2nd cousins(influenced by the studies of inbreeding and genetic disorders). I was just shocked and revolted.
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PRESERVED IN AMBER, COUSIN FAPPER! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Jacob Harrison:
Well those who see the post still won’t know that I am the author of the book so that post won’t become famous.
Tolpuddle Martyr:
It will become famous.
The internet is forever.
You are doomed to be forever branded the great, denim-humping, cousin fapping, indecisive genologist of '18.
Too bad, so sad.
Jacob Harrison:
--- Quote from: Tolpuddle Martyr on September 20, 2018, 05:59:47 pm ---It will become famous.
The internet is forever.
You are doomed to be forever branded the great, denim-humping, cousin fapping, indecisive genologist of '18.
Too bad, so sad.
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But as I said, the post would only become famous if they knew I was the same person as the author of the book, which I will use a pseudonym for. When my account get’s deleted to cover up the evidence, people who see this will have no idea about the person quoted since the original post will be deleted.
davedan:
Let me guess your pseudonym will be Harris Jacobson.
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