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In a long rambling speech about gawd and...something he cites a Matt Damon movie to warn against the dangers of gay space colonies.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCWJINpJx88" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCWJINpJx88</a>
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Re: Texan lawmaker uses floor time to rail against gay space colonies
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2016, 07:26:39 am »
I'll have one ticket for the gay space colony, please.

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Re: Texan lawmaker uses floor time to rail against gay space colonies
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2016, 07:35:06 am »
Just...what?

Is this guy schizophrenic?  Serious question.

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Re: Texan lawmaker uses floor time to rail against gay space colonies
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2016, 10:23:38 am »
"Gay space colony" has the same number of syllables as "gay train robbery."  This must mean something.
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Re: Texan lawmaker uses floor time to rail against gay space colonies
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2016, 10:28:28 am »
Is the train gay or the people robbing it?

Is it something like this: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mantrain (I am certain that the net would have plenty of pictures to illustrate the maneuver but I can't link them here.)
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Re: Texan lawmaker uses floor time to rail against gay space colonies
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2016, 10:35:56 am »
Is the train gay or the people robbing it?

Yes.
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Re: Texan lawmaker uses floor time to rail against gay space colonies
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2016, 02:36:12 pm »
The worst part about space colonies is all that cum floating around in zero gravity, hard to clean that shit up.

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Re: Texan lawmaker uses floor time to rail against gay space colonies
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2016, 02:38:51 pm »
The worst part about space colonies is all that cum floating around in zero gravity, hard to clean that shit up.

And now I imagine there being PSA's and notes on the walls saying "Swallow, don't spit" on a space station.
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Re: Texan lawmaker uses floor time to rail against gay space colonies
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2016, 03:10:53 pm »
The worst part about space colonies is all that cum floating around in zero gravity, hard to clean that shit up.

And now I imagine there being PSA's and notes on the walls saying "Swallow, don't spit" on a space station.

Speaking of, whatever happened to that Zero-G porno?  I seem to remember one being planned.

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Re: Texan lawmaker uses floor time to rail against gay space colonies
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2016, 04:09:49 pm »
At 1:08 and 1:17...is he farting, ever so softly? It's definitely not his ass squeaking on a leather seat, cuz he's standing at the lectern. Maybe he got fisted in the mens room prior? That can create some high pressure fart bubbles between shit sticks. Maybe just a good ol' fashioned country boy barn hump, was all. Such a mystery....
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Re: Texan lawmaker uses floor time to rail against gay space colonies
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2016, 04:18:29 pm »
Why do these idiots get elected?  Oh right.

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Re: Texan lawmaker uses floor time to rail against gay space colonies
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2016, 04:57:05 pm »
Why do these idiots get elected?  Oh right.

Because 'murica gave up on the eugenics thing after Hitler made it unpopular in the 40s and now your family trees look more like spiderwebs.

The only way you end up with politicians (and the electorate that votes for them) like this is generations of cousinfucking.  You're basically the proletarian version of the fucking Habsburgs.


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Re: Texan lawmaker uses floor time to rail against gay space colonies
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2016, 05:49:41 pm »
Oh do tell us about the importance of proper breeding mr Tory Tophat under the reign of your imported German monarchs.

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Re: Texan lawmaker uses floor time to rail against gay space colonies
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2016, 06:48:02 pm »
Oh do tell us about the importance of proper breeding mr Tory Tophat under the reign of your imported German monarchs.

So you don't believe immigrant families can ever be naturalised, even given 200 years?  That sounds a bit racist. 

Just what I'd expect from an inbred fuckwit.

Now take your duelling banjos and piss off.


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Re: Texan lawmaker uses floor time to rail against gay space colonies
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2016, 06:50:23 pm »
Oh do tell us about the importance of proper breeding mr Tory Tophat under the reign of your imported German monarchs.

And before that they had Dutch monarchs, and before that Scottish...
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