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Re: 21/12/2012
« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2012, 04:12:02 am »
Worst apocalypse ever.

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Re: 21/12/2012
« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2012, 05:03:18 am »
At 12:01 this morning, our power went out.  Scared the ^$##^**$@@^ out of my wife, but I didn't even notice. 

That's right, I slept through the Apocalypse!
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Re: 21/12/2012
« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2012, 05:29:55 am »
Because REM would have just been too obvious:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qF_qbaWt3Q" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qF_qbaWt3Q</a>
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Re: 21/12/2012
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2012, 05:33:01 am »
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Re: 21/12/2012
« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2012, 06:25:57 am »
My wife is actually hoping the world ends. She works for a toy store and tomorrow is the last Saturday before Christmas. If the world ends, she doesn't have to work!
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Re: 21/12/2012
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2012, 06:30:58 am »
Fuck all these apocalypse worshippers, I've got a vacation starting damnit.
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Re: 21/12/2012
« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2012, 07:48:40 am »
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Re: 21/12/2012
« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2012, 07:53:23 am »
Well, it's the 22nd in Auckland now.
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Re: 21/12/2012
« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2012, 09:10:19 am »
Of course, if we survive today, my calender ends on December 31st, 2012, so there is only another 10 days before the world really ends.
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Re: 21/12/2012
« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2012, 09:23:38 am »
Glad to see I'm not the only one secretly hoping the world ends so I can get out of work.
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Re: 21/12/2012
« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2012, 10:03:37 am »
Well I hope it doesn't end since well I need it to turn to 2013 so I can turn 18 on the 23rd of Augest, cause nothing sucks more than dying when you're 17 and still living in your parents house.
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Re: 21/12/2012
« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2012, 10:26:35 am »
I walked into my classroom today, and one of my students said, "good morning," then cranked this up on his laptop.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY</a>
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Re: 21/12/2012
« Reply #27 on: December 21, 2012, 10:32:29 am »
Quote from: Empress Of Zombies on December 21, 2012, 10:03:37 am
Well I hope it doesn't end since well I need it to turn to 2013 so I can turn 18 on the 23rd of Augest, cause nothing sucks more than dying when you're 17 and still living in your parents house.

Try dying at 28 and still living at home.
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Re: 21/12/2012
« Reply #28 on: December 21, 2012, 11:08:12 am »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knLCbS02T1Y" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knLCbS02T1Y</a>
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Re: 21/12/2012
« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2012, 11:15:58 am »
Quote from: Veras on December 21, 2012, 09:10:19 am
Of course, if we survive today, my calender ends on December 31st, 2012, so there is only another 10 days before the world really ends.

*rips out and/or marks out every day between the 22nd and the 31st*

There.  Now it ends today! *evil laughter!* =D

All seriousness, I'll take any and all jokes on how the world ISN'T ending today.  Might even read the best ones on tomorrow's show. XD
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