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Re: Three word story
« Reply #30 on: March 09, 2012, 01:41:27 pm »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #31 on: March 10, 2012, 01:22:39 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #32 on: March 10, 2012, 01:35:21 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #33 on: March 10, 2012, 04:01:45 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #34 on: March 10, 2012, 04:31:18 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth.
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #35 on: March 10, 2012, 05:57:33 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck:

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #36 on: March 10, 2012, 10:29:07 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other

My Little Comrade
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I used to wonder what socialism could be!
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Until you all shared its materialist dialectic with me!

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #37 on: March 10, 2012, 12:38:41 pm »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch)
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #38 on: March 10, 2012, 03:30:55 pm »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #39 on: March 10, 2012, 05:25:25 pm »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #40 on: March 10, 2012, 08:00:49 pm »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #41 on: March 11, 2012, 12:26:30 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which

My Little Comrade
My Little Comrade
Ah ah ah aaaaah!
(My Little Comrade)
I used to wonder what socialism could be!
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Until you all shared its materialist dialectic with me!

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #42 on: March 11, 2012, 01:09:11 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #43 on: March 11, 2012, 01:54:51 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #44 on: March 11, 2012, 03:18:05 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Man's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob
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