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Title: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on August 02, 2013, 09:42:57 am
Okay, I'm not particularly a fan of Justin Beiber, and I understand he's dome some jerkass things that have gotten him media attention recently.  However, the Internet has a REALLY fucking annoying hate-on for him that just gets old after hearing so many times.  Beyond being tiresome, there's just what I would call flat out unnecessary hatred for the guy.

There's of course the frequently used "Hurr-durr, he looks like a girl!" thing that people constantly talk about.  It's supposed to be a pejorative, and by being meant to be so, it damned near turns the people using it into bigger assholes than Beiber himself.  Of course, that's not the only hate he gets that floors me.  Recently, a KYM image (http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/584663-cringeworthy) frontpaged with Justin Beiber wearing a Guy Fawkes mask.  I want you to guess what the main reaction types were to this.

Of course, if you clicked the link, you don't have to guess.  It's filled with tantrum-y bullshit.  There's rage saying that the mask is "ruined forever" (because it was SO SACRED to random pretentious Internet douchebags), as well as people either wishing for or advocating ways to KILL Beiber.  The image may be under cringeworthy, but I'd say the comments section is a LOT more cringeworthy than the image itself.

I'm not saying people have to like or give a shit about Justin Beiber or even feel bad for random fuckwits hating him so much.   All I'm really saying is dear sweet merciful fuck, the extreme, over-the-top hatred for this guy is REALLY fucking annoying.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 02, 2013, 09:51:24 am
I agree, you'd think he was a child molester the way some people go on about him.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: QueenofHearts on August 02, 2013, 10:18:36 am
I think the stories of him are funny. Just Bieber: 21st century American Badass.

Other than that, don't care a hoot about him.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Barbarella on August 02, 2013, 10:32:16 am
I agree, too. I think much of Bieber's present-day jerkassery may be due to this in fact. At least that could be one of the reasons. The Selina Gomez breakup can only explain so much.

I prefer that he was the cute, mop-haired girlish prettyboy than the thug wannabee he's trying to be now. Even though all his musical output is pure plastic bubblegum, I never had any real hate for the guy. I hate what he became, though. I'd rather Bieber be a cute, mop-top, smiling, down-to-earth, playful prettyboy that folks made fun of than the young slug in stupid "ghetto" clothes with the Vanilla Ice hair, dorky owl tattoo & peeing/spitting on everything habit (that makes everyone barf). He wants so hard to be "a maaaaan" that he's acting like a rabid baboon.

This is what the "Macho Masculine Kyriarchal Ideal" does to ya, kids....especially if you happen to be slow-developing, baby-faced 18-19 year old men who have barely left puberty.

The pressures of fame could be a factor, too....or perhaps he was always a brat, who knows?

Frankly, it's apparently considered "cool" to have a rabid hatedom for certain groups, musicians, shows, etc. and the people who like them. Look, some folks dig Green Day, Skrillex, Boston, Britney Spears, Bjork, Motorhead, Gilligan's Island, The Brady Bunch, Twilight, Justin Bieber, or whatever...they should GET OVER IT! Just because they loathe it doesn't mean they have to loudly broadcast it to the point of being a bullying idiot. The hater looks even more ridiculous than the stuff/fans they decry.

Same goes for haters of Furries & LARPers. Who cares? Some folks dig anthropomorphic critter-people, some like live-action role-playing. They're not hurting anyone. Let them be. People who hate those guys are like the Jocks & Cheerleaders ('OOOOhhhh! NEEEEERDS!'). Screw them! Noone's putting a gun to their head and forcing them to don a wizard gettup or goofy animal suit! Let's the dorks be dorks! Dorkiness can be neat! Weirdness results in creativity! I'd rather see a guy with a hard-on for the voluptuous delights of Minerva Mink than, say, an actual mink...or a 4 year old!
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Silhouette on August 02, 2013, 10:42:59 am
Haters spread his name around more than his fans. On youtube videos that have nothing to do with him, the comments are filled wih hateful references. Also to "Twilight".  The Kardashians are famous for everyone making a big deal out of a sextape, and now they are for everyone not shutting up about them. The most I hear about them is when someone is complaining about them. How are they supposed to not be famous if no one ignores them?
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: QueenofHearts on August 02, 2013, 11:07:47 am
Haters spread his name around more than his fans. On youtube videos that have nothing to do with him, the comments are filled wih hateful references. Also to "Twilight".  The Kardashians are famous for everyone making a big deal out of a sextape, and now they are for everyone not shutting up about them. The most I hear about them is when someone is complaining about them. How are they supposed to not be famous if no one ignores them?

Well, in our defense, Twilight sucks :P
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 02, 2013, 11:44:21 am
I agree, too. I think much of Bieber's present-day jerkassery may be due to this in fact. At least that could be one of the reasons. The Selina Gomez breakup can only explain so much.

I prefer that he was the cute, mop-haired girlish prettyboy than the thug wannabee he's trying to be now. Even though all his musical output is pure plastic bubblegum, I never had any real hate for the guy. I hate what he became, though. I'd rather Bieber be a cute, mop-top, smiling, down-to-earth, playful prettyboy that folks made fun of than the young slug in stupid "ghetto" clothes with the Vanilla Ice hair, dorky owl tattoo & peeing/spitting on everything habit (that makes everyone barf). He wants so hard to be "a maaaaan" that he's acting like a rabid baboon.

This is what the "Macho Masculine Kyriarchal Ideal" does to ya, kids....especially if you happen to be slow-developing, baby-faced 18-19 year old men who have barely left puberty.

The pressures of fame could be a factor, too....or perhaps he was always a brat, who knows?

Frankly, it's apparently considered "cool" to have a rabid hatedom for certain groups, musicians, shows, etc. and the people who like them. Look, some folks dig Green Day, Skrillex, Boston, Britney Spears, Bjork, Motorhead, Gilligan's Island, The Brady Bunch, Twilight, Justin Bieber, or whatever...they should GET OVER IT! Just because they loathe it doesn't mean they have to loudly broadcast it to the point of being a bullying idiot. The hater looks even more ridiculous than the stuff/fans they decry.

Same goes for haters of Furries & LARPers. Who cares? Some folks dig anthropomorphic critter-people, some like live-action role-playing. They're not hurting anyone. Let them be. People who hate those guys are like the Jocks & Cheerleaders ('OOOOhhhh! NEEEEERDS!'). Screw them! Noone's putting a gun to their head and forcing them to don a wizard gettup or goofy animal suit! Let's the dorks be dorks! Dorkiness can be neat! Weirdness results in creativity! I'd rather see a guy with a hard-on for the voluptuous delights of Minerva Mink than, say, an actual mink...or a 4 year old!
I agree, but on the other hand, I have no pity for Bieber or Twilight. So, yeah. I find it really funny to watch him be hated, because I can only imagine how much that fucks up his head even more, and I lack pity for anyone who gets famous based on executives rather than their talent. More people know who Justin Bieber is than know who Trent Reznor is. The list of instruments Trent doesn't play is extremely fucking short, considering he plays all the music for NIN in studio, with the rest of the band existing because Trent Reznor only has two arms and therefore can't do it all live. So yeah, seeing talentless hacks like Beiber get famous pisses me off.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: ironbite on August 02, 2013, 12:54:25 pm
In before chi telling us all about how Beiber sucks.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: nickiknack on August 02, 2013, 01:16:48 pm
I dislike Bieber, because he's a twat, but I ignore him for the most part, like the majority of famous twats out there. Also as to the Twilight hate, Vampires don't sparkle just saying... The same goes for Fifty Shades of Grey, especially when it just shitty fanfiction based on Twilight.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: ironbite on August 02, 2013, 01:25:26 pm
No you're wrong.  Vampires do sparkle.

Ironbite-right before they burst into flames for walking into the sun the dumbass cunts.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on August 02, 2013, 01:27:11 pm
I occasionally like to poke fun at Bieber and Twilight, but the degree of hatred present for both on the internet is more than a little extreme.

The "hurr he's a girl" thing (regarding either Bieber or the main vampire in Twilight) is also mildly sexist, as it's based upon and perpetuates BS gender roles, even if it's a relatively minor issue in the grand scheme of things. Same with the "hurr he's gay" stuff, swapping out "sexist" for "homophobic".
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: QueenofHearts on August 02, 2013, 01:29:40 pm
I occasionally like to poke fun at Bieber and Twilight, but the degree of hatred present for both on the internet is more than a little extreme.

The "hurr he's a girl" thing (regarding either Bieber or the main vampire in Twilight) is also mildly sexist, as it's based upon and perpetuates BS gender roles, even if it's a relatively minor issue in the grand scheme of things. Same with the "hurr he's gay" stuff, swapping out "sexist" for "homophobic".

Last March, I heard an elderly transwoman make jokes about Justin Bieber being overly effeminate... That threw me through a loop.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 02, 2013, 01:39:39 pm
I occasionally like to poke fun at Bieber and Twilight, but the degree of hatred present for both on the internet is more than a little extreme.

The "hurr he's a girl" thing (regarding either Bieber or the main vampire in Twilight) is also mildly sexist, as it's based upon and perpetuates BS gender roles, even if it's a relatively minor issue in the grand scheme of things. Same with the "hurr he's gay" stuff, swapping out "sexist" for "homophobic".

Last March, I heard an elderly transwoman make jokes about Justin Bieber being overly effeminate... That threw me through a loop.
That sounds amazingly awesome.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Witchyjoshy on August 02, 2013, 02:14:04 pm
It's funny because Justin Bieber's most devoted and obsessive fanbase is his haters.  They pay attention to him with a rabid passion, find out everything he's doing, and always hold a passionate opinion on the matter.

By the way, yes, this is intended to be an insult towards his more rabid haters.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Old Viking on August 02, 2013, 03:29:55 pm
Old age has its compensations.  I can glance through a People magazine in the dentist's waiting room and quite honestly ask, "Who the hell are all these worthless twits?"  My blissful lack of knowledge in this area lends a certain gravitas to my life.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Jodie on August 02, 2013, 04:32:29 pm
I don't understand the Beiber hate at all. I don't like his music because I don't like mainstream pop or whatever it is called, but I don't hate him becuase I think his music sucks. Same thing with Celine Dion, I don't like her music, and she gets a lot of hate too (as does Nickleback sometimes).

It's like Canadian musicians aren't allowed to be successful at all or something. :P

If people don't like Beiber (or Dion or Nickleback or whoever) then just don't listen to or buy their music. I don't get  why that concept is so hard for people to grasp.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Witchyjoshy on August 02, 2013, 04:57:53 pm
I find myself tapping my foot to his music whenever I hear it at the supermarket but then I realize I'm doing that and I stop.

That being said, I hate him as a person, not as a musician.  But more than that, I pity him because he's on that downward spiral and he ain't stopping.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: anti-nonsense on August 02, 2013, 05:01:17 pm
Beiber is just another celebrity trainwreck in the making, I frankly don't care that much about him except to be mildly amused by his bizarre antics.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Sigmaleph on August 02, 2013, 05:02:00 pm
Also as to the Twilight hate, Vampires don't sparkle just saying...

OK, here's the thing. I don't like Twilight, I think the plot is clichéd and uninteresting and it has fucked up aspects like the "stalking is love" thing and the whatever the fuck with the werewolf's true love being a newborn child. And the fact I even know that is worrying in itself.

All that being said, I'm tired of the whole "Real vampires don't sparkle!" deal. There's no such thing as real vampires. Pretty much every fictional universe's version of vampires is different from every other's. Bram Stoker's Dracula didn't burn up in the sun, had a dozen different weaknesses with different kinds of plants (garlic being the only one that made it into mainstream vampire lore), wasn't killed by a wooden stake but by cutting off his throat and stabbing him with a knife through the heart. Plenty of vampire stories decide to drop the "ask for permission before entering a house" thing, or the "can be distracted by dropping lots of tiny objects" thing, or the weakness to religious icons, or change the way turning works, and so on and so forth. Twilight is not exceptional in this regard. Twilight vampires are undead humans that sustain themselves through drinking blood and can turn other humans into vampire; that's more or less the basic core of vampirism. Is sparkling silly? Yeah. So is not being able to cross running water.

Please carry on hating or not hating Bieber and Twilight.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on August 02, 2013, 05:02:01 pm
Beiber is just another celebrity trainwreck in the making, I frankly don't care that much about him except to be mildly amused by his bizarre antics.

Same here. His music is mediocre but it's not nearly as terrible as people make it out to be. It's the shit he pulls that makes him memorable.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Witchyjoshy on August 02, 2013, 05:16:34 pm
Also as to the Twilight hate, Vampires don't sparkle just saying...

OK, here's the thing. I don't like Twilight, I think the plot is clichéd and uninteresting and it has fucked up aspects like the "stalking is love" thing and the whatever the fuck with the werewolf's true love being a newborn child. And the fact I even know that is worrying in itself.

All that being said, I'm tired of the whole "Real vampires don't sparkle!" deal. There's no such thing as real vampires. Pretty much every fictional universe's version of vampires is different from every other's. Bram Stoker's Dracula didn't burn up in the sun, had a dozen different weaknesses with different kinds of plants (garlic being the only one that made it into mainstream vampire lore), wasn't killed by a wooden stake but by cutting off his throat and stabbing him with a knife through the heart. Plenty of vampire stories decide to drop the "ask for permission before entering a house" thing, or the "can be distracted by dropping lots of tiny objects" thing, or the weakness to religious icons, or change the way turning works, and so on and so forth. Twilight is not exceptional in this regard. Twilight vampires are undead humans that sustain themselves through drinking blood and can turn other humans into vampire; that's more or less the basic core of vampirism. Is sparkling silly? Yeah. So is not being able to cross running water.

Please carry on hating or not hating Bieber and Twilight.


You know, now that you mention it, I actually agree with you.

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Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 02, 2013, 05:28:25 pm
That sounds pretty interesting. I'd like to see underground "Vampire bars" where people are willingly giving blood, since if you have enough people to donate it wouldn't have to kill them, and they could be getting paid top dollar.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Silhouette on August 02, 2013, 06:04:36 pm
The whole sparkling in the sun thing was just an excuse to make them more indestructible. It's explained as a misconception humans got throughout history when seeing them in the sun. They can only be destroyed by other vampires (ripped apart and burned). Humans are completely helpless unlike in most vampire stories, which kinda makes them scarier in a way.


People have a sick obsession with building up celebrities and their egos to watch them fall. Especially child stars it seems.They love to hate and trash. Whether they are considered some of the greatest like Elvis and Marilyn Monroe or someone like Justin Bieber and Lindsay Lohan. Then when they drop dead, they suddenly have nice things to say about them again. Trash the living but respect the dead.

Tabloids don't care what you have to say about the people they talk about as long as you are watching, reading or posting comments. Stop paying attention. Negative comments won't make them go away. Tabloids are fiction anyway.


http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-reasons-child-stars-go-crazy-an-insiders-perspective/
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Sleepy on August 02, 2013, 06:21:04 pm
I think Bieber's a complete douchebag, but I don't go around posting comments on friggin' videos about it. It's annoying to see generic musicians have a fanbase of screaming tweens, but I don't spend my days brooding over this fact.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Witchyjoshy on August 02, 2013, 07:42:30 pm
That sounds pretty interesting. I'd like to see underground "Vampire bars" where people are willingly giving blood, since if you have enough people to donate it wouldn't have to kill them, and they could be getting paid top dollar.

Actually, my vampires generally don't take enough blood to kill someone unless they're really being greedy or malicious.  Namely because deaths attract attention which attracts trouble.  I forgot to clarify.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: SpaceProg on August 02, 2013, 08:40:17 pm
Give me Buffy/Angelvamps.  Those are my faves.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Lithp on August 02, 2013, 10:18:42 pm
The internet also needs to stop creeping on Emma Watson. That's seriously weirding me out.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Barbarella on August 02, 2013, 10:58:45 pm
Also as to the Twilight hate, Vampires don't sparkle just saying...

OK, here's the thing. I don't like Twilight, I think the plot is clichéd and uninteresting and it has fucked up aspects like the "stalking is love" thing and the whatever the fuck with the werewolf's true love being a newborn child. And the fact I even know that is worrying in itself.

All that being said, I'm tired of the whole "Real vampires don't sparkle!" deal. There's no such thing as real vampires. Pretty much every fictional universe's version of vampires is different from every other's. Bram Stoker's Dracula didn't burn up in the sun, had a dozen different weaknesses with different kinds of plants (garlic being the only one that made it into mainstream vampire lore), wasn't killed by a wooden stake but by cutting off his throat and stabbing him with a knife through the heart. Plenty of vampire stories decide to drop the "ask for permission before entering a house" thing, or the "can be distracted by dropping lots of tiny objects" thing, or the weakness to religious icons, or change the way turning works, and so on and so forth. Twilight is not exceptional in this regard. Twilight vampires are undead humans that sustain themselves through drinking blood and can turn other humans into vampire; that's more or less the basic core of vampirism. Is sparkling silly? Yeah. So is not being able to cross running water.

Please carry on hating or not hating Bieber and Twilight.

Concerning the "sparkly vampire" thing, I agree. Heck, long ago, vampires were what we today would call "zombies" (and zombies were simply living people under some weird spell that made them mindless slaves) rather than the oft-sexy bloodsucking humanoid demon race we all know & love.

What we are saying, everyone, is not that you can't express distaste at something or say it's silly or stupid. The point is that folks tend to blow it out of proportion. There's a big difference between:

I personally don't really care for Bieber or his music & I think his recent behavior is out of line.

I HATE BIEBER & HIS FANS AND THEY ALL SHOULD DIE CUZ THEY'RE FAAAAGS WHO EAT BABIES & FART MAGGOTS OR SOMETHING! KILL THEM!


I really don't get the Celine Dion hate. I've heard the Titanic theme & I thought it was a lovely song. Maybe it's the "overplayed schmaltz" factor,  I dunno. Likewise, I feel Michael Bolton & Kenny G are "overplayed schmaltz" but I'm not going to actively hate them or put their music in the same category as Karen Black & her "Friday" song. Heck, I wouldn't even hate on Karen Black. She's not a professional musician, just an average kid who went to a rather questionable organization to crank out a crappy tune THEY wrote.

There's a hatedom for Sinbad. What's wrong with Sinbad? People talk about him like he's Gallagher or something (Gallagher deserves all the hatedom he gets). I've watched Sinbad's stand-up specials and he's hilarious! Sure, he's old news but one should watch his early specials, you'll have the time of your life!

There's a lot of issues with Twilight but "sparkly vampires" is not one of them. I'd have more an issue with the helpless, emotional wreck leading lady, the "romantic stalking", hunky sexually-harassing yet somehow heroic werewolves & the whole "baby per-ordained to be a werewolf bride". So, we're supposed to just accept weak women with no backbone, stalking, sex harassment, arranged marriage & perhaps child brides as something good. I don't mind the basic premise of the series (human-vampire/werewolf romance) or the sparkly vampires, it's the above issues that are worrying.

That said, people take their distaste & dose it with steroids. It's annoying. Why is it considered cool to be a jerk? If it's a reaction to the darker aspects of this world & humanity, wouldn't being kind be the antidote to that? If everything sucks, why add to it? It's like fighting darkness by turning off the light.

That leads me to another topic. Hyper-cynical, miserable, tragic movies/TV/music is popular when times are dark while happy/positive/non-tragic stuff is big when times are good. It makes no sense to me. If the world's in the toilet, why have that fact drilled in your head for entertainment?  If I'm miserable, I wanna escapism, dammitt!
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: SpaceProg on August 02, 2013, 11:11:27 pm
Quote from: Spuki
That leads me to another topic. Hyper-cynical, miserable, tragic movies/TV/music is popular when times are dark while happy/positive/non-tragic stuff is big when times are good. It makes no sense to me. If the world's in the toilet, why have that fact drilled in your head for entertainment?  If I'm miserable, I wanna escapism, dammitt!

Sad people don't want to see others having fun.  They want others to be sad with them.  IE: Misery loves company.

Gotta love human nature.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 02, 2013, 11:17:14 pm
That sounds pretty interesting. I'd like to see underground "Vampire bars" where people are willingly giving blood, since if you have enough people to donate it wouldn't have to kill them, and they could be getting paid top dollar.

Actually, my vampires generally don't take enough blood to kill someone unless they're really being greedy or malicious.  Namely because deaths attract attention which attracts trouble.  I forgot to clarify.
Ahh. Still, vampire bars would be interesting, since it would be cool to see a segment of humanity that gains from the vampire society, making money and living well for some of their blood.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: nickiknack on August 03, 2013, 12:22:13 am
The worse thing about Twilight are the movies with Kristen "I have the same facial expression for everything" Stewart.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Her3tiK on August 03, 2013, 12:33:39 am
As has been said already, modern pop isn't my thing at all, so I'm automatically going to dislike those "musicians". As a musician who's had to sit through a Bieber song because it played as work, the kid pisses me off. The main vocal melody had an obnoxious "I don't know now to sing at all" level of autotune on it that any self-respecting singer would be ashamed of. I can understand saving time on rerecording with some pitch correction, especially on harmony lines, but the main melody should not be that hard to sing, especially in generic, only-appeals-to-teens pop music.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: SpaceProg on August 03, 2013, 01:14:24 am
Autotune abuse... ugh... Remember when to be a singer you actually had to be able to sing?
Though IMO, Autotune can be a great effect if used wisely.  Just like delay, echo, reverb, octave dividing...    Yeah, you can tell I'm into prog.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Lt. Fred on August 03, 2013, 01:35:42 am
My problem with Bieber is the market failure he symbolises. He isn't a very good singer, but is paid well to do it. Why?
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Stormwarden on August 03, 2013, 01:52:26 am
Umm, who is this 'Bieber' I hear about? Is someone trying to remake "Leave it to Beaver" for the modern age, and the name is just a misspelling? Is this "Bieber Fever" a new virus spreading across the world? I know not of this "Bieber" you speak of, so I'll go back to listening to the melodies of Tarja.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Witchyjoshy on August 03, 2013, 06:32:44 am
The worse thing about Twilight are the movies with Kristen "I have the same facial expression for everything" Stewart.

The sad thing is, she IS capable of making facial expressions.

The people hiring her just don't want her to make them.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Lithp on August 03, 2013, 08:19:34 am
The worse thing about Twilight are the movies with Kristen "I have the same facial expression for everything" Stewart.

The sad thing is, she IS capable of making facial expressions.

The people hiring her just don't want her to make them.

Most people in Twilight, especially the leads, are like that because Stephanie Meyer is a hack. That's how she wants these characters to act.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Barbarella on August 03, 2013, 10:42:10 am
The worse thing about Twilight are the movies with Kristen "I have the same facial expression for everything" Stewart.

The guys at MST3K, Rifftrax & Cinematic Titanic would call that "Dull Surprise".  ::)

QUESTION: About that stupid 50 Shades Of Grey silliness. Forgive me for being an idiot but how is this a Twilight fanfic? I've read neither but what does a 3rd-rate ripoff of The Story of O involving an executive & his female employee have to do with teenagers, sparkly vampires & hunky Indigenous American werewolves?

All I can guess is that the main characters are Ed & Bella expys with different names & working in an office. The magical monster stuff removed & the BDSM stuff added. Other than that, I don't get it.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 03, 2013, 11:01:42 am
QUESTION: About that stupid 50 Shades Of Grey silliness. Forgive me for being an idiot but how is this a Twilight fanfic? I've read neither but what does a 3rd-rate ripoff of The Story of O involving an executive & his female employee have to do with teenagers, sparkly vampires & hunky Indigenous American werewolves?

All I can guess is that the main characters are Ed & Bella expys with different names & working in an office. The magical monster stuff removed & the BDSM stuff added. Other than that, I don't get it.
Not quite, it was originally a fanfic of Bella and Edward having rather graphic BDSM sex, but for obvious reasons they changed the characters and setting a bit (most notably making the female lead not be a school kid) for the commercial release.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Søren on August 03, 2013, 11:03:38 am
I like the excessive beiber hate, its nice and blatantly universal
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Post by: Art Vandelay on August 03, 2013, 11:07:05 am
I like the excessive beiber hate, its nice and blatantly universal
I could probably tolerate it a lot more if it were aimed at Skrillex instead. At least what Beiber shits out are actual songs rather than what I can only describe as white noise. Not to mention, Skrillex's fans are people who for the most part should really know better.
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Post by: Søren on August 03, 2013, 11:12:55 am
Well at least we dont have teenage boys planning their weddings with skrillex.....ew
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Post by: Art Vandelay on August 03, 2013, 11:15:50 am
He could use his own hair as the veil.
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Post by: Barbarella on August 03, 2013, 11:17:39 am
QUESTION: About that stupid 50 Shades Of Grey silliness. Forgive me for being an idiot but how is this a Twilight fanfic? I've read neither but what does a 3rd-rate ripoff of The Story of O involving an executive & his female employee have to do with teenagers, sparkly vampires & hunky Indigenous American werewolves?

All I can guess is that the main characters are Ed & Bella expys with different names & working in an office. The magical monster stuff removed & the BDSM stuff added. Other than that, I don't get it.
Not quite, it was originally a fanfic of Bella and Edward having rather graphic BDSM sex, but for obvious reasons they changed the characters and setting a bit (most notably making the female lead not be a school kid) for the commercial release.

Ah, so my guess was right!
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Post by: Her3tiK on August 03, 2013, 11:26:44 am
My problem with Bieber is the market failure he symbolises. He isn't a very good singer, but is paid well to do it. Why?
Girls want to fuck him. Or it's an example of what the lowest common denominator can achieve, therefore giving hope to people who want to be rich and famous performers, but lack the skills to do so.

That last one may be more of a subconscious thing.
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Post by: nickiknack on August 03, 2013, 02:03:49 pm
The worse thing about Twilight are the movies with Kristen "I have the same facial expression for everything" Stewart.

The sad thing is, she IS capable of making facial expressions.

The people hiring her just don't want her to make them.

Most people in Twilight, especially the leads, are like that because Stephanie Meyer is a hack. That's how she wants these characters to act.

The thing is with Kristen Stewart has the same facial expression in the other movies she's in. Snow White and the Huntsman would've been better if she wasn't the lead. Seriously, I spent the whole movie wishing for Chris Hemsworth to kill her.
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 03, 2013, 02:30:10 pm
I like the excessive beiber hate, its nice and blatantly universal
I could probably tolerate it a lot more if it were aimed at Skrillex instead. At least what Beiber shits out are actual songs rather than what I can only describe as white noise. Not to mention, Skrillex's fans are people who for the most part should really know better.
"You damn kids today with your rock 'n' roll dubstep these days! It's just noise!" I'll admit, I'm not a huge dubstep fan, and have pointed out that it lacks any meaning (not to say it has to, but nobody's though to use dubstep with unaffected vocals, yet, I think), but at the same time, when I hear someone calling an entire genre "noise" (besides for the Noise genre, which it's reasonable to call noise), that's what I think of.
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Post by: Askold on August 03, 2013, 02:31:56 pm
On the subject of hating Twilight:
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 03, 2013, 02:37:52 pm
Good on him. ~virtual high five~ Now, do something amazing so can forgettaboutit.
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Post by: Askold on August 03, 2013, 02:52:06 pm
Good on him. ~virtual high five~ Now, do something amazing so can forgettaboutit.
He did play Cedric Diggory.
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 03, 2013, 03:20:36 pm
Good on him. ~virtual high five~ Now, do something amazing so can forgettaboutit.
He did play Cedric Diggory.
Before Twilight. He needs to do something new.
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Post by: Old Viking on August 03, 2013, 03:51:12 pm
A group that deserves considerably more attention is Donny and the Tone-Deafs.
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Post by: Lt. Fred on August 03, 2013, 07:55:52 pm
My problem with Bieber is the market failure he symbolises. He isn't a very good singer, but is paid well to do it. Why?
Girls want to fuck him.

Then he should be a prostitute.
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Post by: Barbarella on August 03, 2013, 11:01:39 pm
This thread show be renamed, "Extreme Fan Hatedoms Are Stupid".

Concerning the Twilight stars (especially Patterson)...WIN!
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Post by: Trillian on August 06, 2013, 11:01:41 am
Is this necro-ing?  If so, sorry, but needed to weigh in.

Speaking as the mother of a tween, I think that what the world forgets is who Justin Biebers target market is.  It's tweens.  My kiddo loves JB and One Direction and all the other tweeny music.  Because it is aimed at and marketed towards tweens.  Kiddo has gotten a lot of flak from fellow tweens (usually with older siblings) about her love for JB and 1D, but couldn't care less.  I've taught her to love what she loves, and don't like what she doesn't like regardless of whatever "trend" is happening, and she does just that.  She doesn't care what kind of music other people like, and can't really understand why anyone cares what kind of music she likes.

In JB's defense as a performer (and not as a human being, as he has displayed some really douchy moves lately), he is really fantastic.  I took kiddo to see him perform live in South Africa and the show was really brilliant, I really enjoyed it and I am not a fan of his music at all (and 37 years old.)
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Post by: ironbite on August 06, 2013, 04:44:54 pm
Please never use those terms again.
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Post by: MadmanJohnson on August 06, 2013, 09:55:34 pm
I agree, you'd think he was a child molester the way some people go on about him.
Baby's music video does make him a bit like my least favorite vampire character in the history of fiction....
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Post by: Shane for Wax on August 06, 2013, 09:59:59 pm
The worse thing about Twilight are the movies with Kristen "I have the same facial expression for everything" Stewart.

The sad thing is, she IS capable of making facial expressions.

The people hiring her just don't want her to make them.

Most people in Twilight, especially the leads, are like that because Stephanie Meyer is a hack. That's how she wants these characters to act.

The thing is with Kristen Stewart has the same facial expression in the other movies she's in. Snow White and the Huntsman would've been better if she wasn't the lead. Seriously, I spent the whole movie wishing for Chris Hemsworth to kill her.
She's
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Like
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EXPRESSIONS

And my favorite:

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Post by: Witchyjoshy on August 07, 2013, 05:24:55 am
I was saying that the reason she was emotionless during the Snow White movie was because that was what they wanted from her, actually -- because of Twilight.

She's going to be typecast as emotionless girl for the rest of her career.
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Post by: Lithp on August 07, 2013, 06:24:32 am
Typecasting sucks.
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Post by: Lt. Fred on August 07, 2013, 07:44:00 am
Why on Earth would any director ever ask an actor to act badly?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on August 07, 2013, 11:39:59 am
Why on Earth would any director ever ask an actor to act badly?

I refuse to leave that as a rhetorical question. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StylisticSuck)
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Post by: Askold on August 07, 2013, 11:50:52 am
Why on Earth would any director ever ask an actor to act badly?

I refuse to leave that as a rhetorical question. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StylisticSuck)

Typecasting does strange things. Arnold had to take speech lessons when his accent disappeared after speaking english for years. His funny accent was so integral part of his acting.

In fact, some one once complained that Arnold has been panned by the critics for only playing the exact same role in every movie he ever did, but Dame Judith Dench also plays the exact same role everytime and the same critics love her.
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Post by: Witchyjoshy on August 07, 2013, 03:48:27 pm
Why on Earth would any director ever ask an actor to act badly?

Quality is not the determining factor.  Success is.

Look at how successful the Twilight movies are.
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Post by: Lt. Fred on August 07, 2013, 05:35:40 pm
Why on Earth would any director ever ask an actor to act badly?

Quality is not the determining factor.  Success is.

Look at how successful the Twilight movies are.

As clear an example of market failure as there ever was.

We need heavy don't-be-shit regulation of the arts sector.
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Post by: nickiknack on August 07, 2013, 06:08:36 pm
Typecasting sucks.

Not necesarily, if you can crave out your own niche, and have fun doing so. It doesn't have to be all bad.
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Post by: Rabbit of Caerbannog on August 07, 2013, 07:21:45 pm
Bieber's a talentless douchebag. And that's all one really needs to say about him.
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Post by: Lithp on August 07, 2013, 07:31:15 pm
Typecasting sucks.

Not necesarily, if you can crave out your own niche, and have fun doing so. It doesn't have to be all bad.

But it's not something you choose. It still sucks, it just happens to not affect you as much.
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Post by: Clochette on August 07, 2013, 10:13:49 pm
I don't like Justin Bieber so I avoid him, yet I'm forcibly exposed to him via people who bitch about him in the YouTube comments of videos for music I do enjoy. Justin Bieber and the Jonas Brothers aren't destroying Metallica just by existing, guys. There's no need to go on a campaign to flood "Baby" with dislikes. I'm not sure what that will accomplish. Are metal fans being lured away from good music by the Pied Piper of boy bands or something? For fuck's sake.
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Post by: Sigmaleph on August 07, 2013, 10:55:47 pm
Why on Earth would any director ever ask an actor to act badly?

Quality is not the determining factor.  Success is.

Look at how successful the Twilight movies are.

As clear an example of market failure as there ever was.

We need heavy don't-be-shit regulation of the arts sector.

What has the market failed to do, exactly? Create a movie you like?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on August 07, 2013, 11:01:05 pm
Why on Earth would any director ever ask an actor to act badly?

Quality is not the determining factor.  Success is.

Look at how successful the Twilight movies are.

As clear an example of market failure as there ever was.

I fail to see how it qualifies as market failure. A lot of people wanted the Twilight movies, and that's what they got, bland characters and all. Markets cater to everyone who has the money and doesn't discriminate against morons, as much as I'd like otherwise.
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Post by: Igor on August 07, 2013, 11:02:41 pm
Philosophical question for you, if "art" is heavily regulated by someone other than the artist, is it still art?
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Post by: Askold on August 08, 2013, 12:14:46 am
Lt. Fred is quick to scream about how things he doesn't like are destroying society or other exaggerated bullshit.

Kinda like when he bitched about music he doesn't like.

It kinda reminds me about people who oppose gay marriage and claim it would somehow harm their heterosexual marriages if gays could marry as well.
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Post by: anti-nonsense on August 08, 2013, 12:29:10 am
The quality of art is highly subjective. Whose standards would you use to determine quality? Majority rule is the only standard that might work, and that won't get you the results you want.

The solution to art you don't like is to, surprise surprise, avoid it, there is enough movies, books, music whatever out there that you ought to be able to find plenty of stuff you like, so why waste your time moaning about the stuff you don't? Just go find something else.
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Post by: Lithp on August 08, 2013, 12:38:30 am
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The solution to art you don't like is to, surprise surprise, avoid it

This really oversimplifies things, as art shapes other art, & art I like can become art that I hate.

I don't think that we should control the media & ban certain ideas from publication, but I also wouldn't mind a bit of quality assurance sometimes.
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Post by: Askold on August 08, 2013, 01:28:17 am
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The solution to art you don't like is to, surprise surprise, avoid it

This really oversimplifies things, as art shapes other art, & art I like can become art that I hate.

I don't think that we should control the media & ban certain ideas from publication, but I also wouldn't mind a bit of quality assurance sometimes.

Well that would be a slippery slope.

"Quality control" could mean that only experienced/famous artists/producers/actors/whatev get their work published while the newcomers are censored or at least have to work their way up the ladder under the patronage of the more established artists. Or it could just mean that stuff that some board of censors does not like will not be published. And that's not totalitarian at all.

And the biggest problem still is that no one can agree on what is "good" art. I for one hate South park but I also know that plenty of people like it. And I like Nickelback and Linkin park and other bands that receive much hate. And even though Twilight has such a huge hatedom it also has a huge amount of die-hard fans so if we go by popularity then Twilight would be more likely to be seen as "quality art" than Star trek, My little pony or Red dwarf.
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Post by: Jack Mann on August 08, 2013, 02:02:01 am
Eh.  Bieber ain't any worse than the shit that was marketed to tweens in the 90's.  Or the 80's.  Or, for that matter, the 60's.
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Post by: Lithp on August 08, 2013, 02:04:31 am
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"Quality control" could mean that only experienced/famous artists/producers/actors/whatev get their work published while the newcomers are censored or at least have to work their way up the ladder under the patronage of the more established artists. Or it could just mean that stuff that some board of censors does not like will not be published. And that's not totalitarian at all.

I wouldn't suggest either of those as solutions, for more reasons than one. And as you've already pointed out, we already have a form of media control in the name of "quality"--what the publishing company thinks will make them the most money. Yet we don't consider that a totalitarian principle. So, obviously, not all forms of quality control are created equal.

I also said, "assurance," I would like to be assured of quality. In principle, this is what reviewers are for, but I often don't trust them to tell me what I would want to know.

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And the biggest problem still is that no one can agree on what is "good" art.

I try to work around this by basing my opinions on some kind of objective standard, so that I'm not declaring everything that I like to be high art, & everything that I don't to be drivel.

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And even though Twilight has such a huge hatedom it also has a huge amount of die-hard fans so if we go by popularity then Twilight would be more likely to be seen as "quality art" than Star trek, My little pony or Red dwarf.

I would never go by popularity, for precisely that reason. Of course, popularity also makes you money, but the priorities of consumers & providers are obviously going to be different.

Is My Little Pony being used as an example of near-definite quality, here?

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Eh.  Bieber ain't any worse than the shit that was marketed to tweens in the 90's.  Or the 80's.  Or, for that matter, the 60's.

I was actually thinking this the other night.
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Post by: anti-nonsense on August 08, 2013, 02:10:46 am
*what* objective standard? There is no objective standard to measure art by.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on August 08, 2013, 02:17:50 am
*what* objective standard? There is no objective standard to measure art by.
Sure there is. That standard being what I say is good is good and what I say is shite is shite. If you disagree, then you're clearly an uncultured mouth-breather who wouldn't recognise good art if it sodomised you with a live hippo.
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Post by: Lithp on August 08, 2013, 02:19:48 am
*what* objective standard? There is no objective standard to measure art by.

What the Hell were we even talking about? Oh yes, actors.

If your acting is devoid of emotional delivery, unless you are specifically portraying an emotionless character, then your acting is bad.

If this was a directing decision, then the directing is bad, & your acting is fine. Etc.

In any case, if someone says this is not a flaw, that does not mean that it is a subjective standard--it just means that person is an idiot.
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Post by: lord gibbon on August 08, 2013, 02:28:55 am
*what* objective standard? There is no objective standard to measure art by.
Sure there is. That standard being what I say is good is good and what I say is shite is shite. If you disagree, then you're clearly an uncultured mouth-breather who wouldn't recognise good art if it sodomised you with a live hippo.

Hey, thanks for that mental image. I was hoping to not sleep/ not serious.
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Post by: Askold on August 08, 2013, 02:55:31 am
*what* objective standard? There is no objective standard to measure art by.

What the Hell were we even talking about? Oh yes, actors.

If your acting is devoid of emotional delivery, unless you are specifically portraying an emotionless character, then your acting is bad.

If this was a directing decision, then the directing is bad, & your acting is fine. Etc.

In any case, if someone says this is not a flaw, that does not mean that it is a subjective standard--it just means that person is an idiot.

What if there is an audience who likes it?

What if someone likes dubstep and techno? And there are singers who have to use autotune but those people have fans that love their songs.

Just because YOU, or even 99,99% people don't think that certain art is "good" does that mean it must be censored?
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Post by: Lithp on August 08, 2013, 03:17:27 am
Yeah, that sidesteps the vast majority of what I said. Besides, if all opinions on art are subjective, then this is inherently pointless. We can't prove or disprove our opinions in any meaningful sense, which means that they will always be valid, & there is no reason to reconsider them.
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Post by: Lt. Fred on August 08, 2013, 04:40:14 am
Why on Earth would any director ever ask an actor to act badly?

Quality is not the determining factor.  Success is.

Look at how successful the Twilight movies are.

As clear an example of market failure as there ever was.

We need heavy don't-be-shit regulation of the arts sector.

What has the market failed to do, exactly? Create a movie you like?

Sorry, I'll just report the answer.

Quality is not the determining factor.  Success is.

A market's price structure is supposed to lead to efficient outcomes (in the case of arts, that would be quality). It does not do so. That is a market failure. How do you fix it? My first thought would be to get it out of the hands of "the market" (ie, corpoate executives) and back into the hands of people who actually love art, ie people who make it: film makers and so on. Why is this my first thought? How many times have you seen an awesome, innovative film proposal shot down or totally ruined by executive meddling justified on the grounds of market forces?

Obviously art is largely- not totally- subjective. Equally obviously, good artists have a better conception of what it is than people who are not.
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Post by: Lithp on August 08, 2013, 04:48:01 am
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A market's price structure is supposed to lead to efficient outcomes (in the case of arts, that would be quality).

You know, I can actually sort of see this. It's tempting to say that profit & popularity are efficient, but people's tastes are at least partially shaped by what they are exposed to.

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good artists have a better conception of what it is than people who are not.

Completely true, but you still lack a starting point.
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Post by: Askold on August 08, 2013, 05:04:16 am
You were complaining about bad actors. Sometimes those bad actors do have fans who like them. Arnold Schwarzenegger and The Rock started out as pretty bad actors. In my opinion they have improved over the years. Does this mean that they've earned their fame or should they have been replaced with other more talented actors when they first showed up for a role?

In fact, if we start banning art (let's take this to other forms of art than just acting) simply because the creator is untalented then how do young inexperienced artists have a chance to improve or gain recognition? Some people are naturally talented while others must slowly get better through training and experience.

Yeah, that sidesteps the vast majority of what I said. Besides, if all opinions on art are subjective, then this is inherently pointless. We can't prove or disprove our opinions in any meaningful sense, which means that they will always be valid, & there is no reason to reconsider them.
Close.

I am not trying to prove that Twilight is "good" or "better" than the stuff you like. I think most critics will agree that Stephanie Meyers talents in writing aren't match for, say Stephen King. The point is that if some people like that drivel then they do have the freedom to like it. Their subjective opinion is that they like it. We can argue about talents of actors, painters and other artists those can be compared with some objectivity. And even then people's opinions differ. And wether or not you subjectively like some art is... A personal matter.

And saying that artist X must have her art cencored because it is "bad" is just childish.

My opinion is that rather than try to curb "bad" art we should just focus on finding that which interests us. Find the things that you do like. Some artists will always go for the money and do whatever drivel they paying audiences like. That's capitalism. Even though most of what that produces is mere pop-corn movies and tv-shows I do not think this is necessarily bad. If I don't care for it then I will ignore it and stay away from it. It's not like there isn't enough of the stuff that I like. With internet and access to most media and art around the world there are plenty of movies, comics, games or even just paintings and statues that I appreciate.

In the end, much like the few original posts on this topic, I'd just like to point out that people shouldn't waste so much energy on hating things they don't like. Particularly when other people liking those things does no harm.
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Post by: Lt. Fred on August 08, 2013, 05:08:44 am
Profit is the means, not the end.

Completely true, but you still lack a starting point.

I don't know what you mean.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on August 08, 2013, 05:10:54 am
A market's price structure is supposed to lead to efficient outcomes (in the case of arts, that would be quality). It does not do so. That is a market failure. How do you fix it? My first thought would be to get it out of the hands of "the market" (ie, corpoate executives) and back into the hands of people who actually love art, ie people who make it: film makers and so on. Why is this my first thought? How many times have you seen an awesome, innovative film proposal shot down or totally ruined by executive meddling justified on the grounds of market forces?

Obviously art is largely- not totally- subjective. Equally obviously, good artists have a better conception of what it is than people who are not.
I can't believe I'm about to defend Twilight's existence, but here we go. First off, and I'm surprised nobody mentioned this yet (myself included), but Twilight is not art. It is, in fact, entertainment, nothing more than that. Its only purpose is to keep the target audience entertained for the duration of the film (that audience being teenage girls). Unlike art, it's not trying to open anyone's mind to new ideas and concepts or anything art tend to try to do. It's just a typical fantasy of stupid teenage girls, and as we saw, that's exactly what its target audience wanted. Now, if not only were the Twilight films but the majority of Hollywood's movies trying to be anything more than that and consistently failing to do so, then yes, that would be market failure. As it stands though, the Twilight movies were pretty much exactly what the target market demanded, ergo, it's not a market failure.
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Post by: Lt. Fred on August 08, 2013, 05:14:12 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Market_failure
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Post by: Art Vandelay on August 08, 2013, 05:23:23 am
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Market failure is a concept within economic theory describing when the allocation of goods and services by a free market is not efficient. That is, there exists another conceivable outcome where a market participant may be made better-off without making someone else worse-off.
In light of this, what would be your solution? Make the Twilight movies cheaper so there's more resources within the film industry left over to satisfy other demand? Do you have some other movie in mind that would appease not only to stupid teenage girls just as much as Twilight, but also appeal to some more discerning demographics in the process?

Or perhaps I'm right in assuming that you think demand for things that most would consider to be dreck is invalid, and therefore any supply is invalid?
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Post by: Lithp on August 08, 2013, 06:09:04 am
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I don't know what you mean.

A good artist knows good art. Good art will be judged to be good by a good artist. But we don't know how to find either one.

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but Twilight is not art.

I believe that any creation designed to evoke an appreciation of the aesthetics is art, & that art can be further classified.

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You were complaining about bad actors.

Oh, I was actually using acting as the example, since it was what started this discussion. I don't really see enough stuff to care about acting too much.

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Sometimes those bad actors do have fans who like them. Arnold Schwarzenegger and The Rock started out as pretty bad actors. In my opinion they have improved over the years. Does this mean that they've earned their fame or should they have been replaced with other more talented actors when they first showed up for a role?

I wouldn't say anything, because I'm not familiar with the context. But for a hypothetical bad actor, I say that he or she should not receive roles of a certain prestige until reaching a certain level of proficiency, & I'm not sure why that's such a novel idea. I'm not sure *how* bad we're talking, but you don't take someone who takes an average of 4 swings to hit a baseball & draft him into the major leagues.

And maybe what "should have" happened is a moot point, now.

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In fact, if we start banning art

I didn't say to ban or censor anything, I just entertained the possibility that I might benefit from some actual kind of standards. As an example, I like Bleach. Let's say that Shonen Jump had a policy that it wouldn't run stories where characters came back from the dead. Very simple rule, publishers already shoot down stories for shittier reasons, no one is prevented from simply finding a new publisher, & it would relieve a lot of my concerns about the story. Now, that's just an idea. It should not be taken as "the problem & the solution."

I'm not sure exactly what Fred is suggesting yet.

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My opinion is that rather than try to curb "bad" art we should just focus on finding that which interests us.

Honestly, my bigger concern is when I'm already invested in art I enjoy &/or is good, & then it becomes something I hate &/or is bad.

Also, after a certain point, every time I heard "Team Edward" or "Team Jacob," I wanted to kill someone.
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Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 08, 2013, 06:39:57 am
Sometimes people want bad art/entertainment

One of the reasons I love The Tribe is because of the terrible acting.

If you had quality control on art you wouldn't get stuff like that, or the masterpiece that is R Kelly's Trapped In The Closet.
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Post by: Lt. Fred on August 08, 2013, 09:13:48 am
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Market failure is a concept within economic theory describing when the allocation of goods and services by a free market is not efficient. That is, there exists another conceivable outcome where a market participant may be made better-off without making someone else worse-off.
In light of this, what would be your solution?

To repeat:

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My first thought would be to get it out of the hands of "the market" (ie, corpoate executives) and back into the hands of people who actually love art, ie people who make it: film makers and so on.

I dunno how to do this best. Ultimately I would like a situation where the artistic community largely decides what they want to make, amongst themselves. Then they get the money to make it. One (imperfect) way of doing that is a government grants process, like the Australia council. That's how most serious art is funded, why not middlebrow stuff*? Another way might be a permanent endowment, a fund that provides money but does not have any control over content; a bit like the New York Times proprietor, or HBO. Yet another way might be a voucher system, where all citizens get a voucher representing government funding that can be cashed in to any registered whatever. All of these have problems, but they'd be I think better than the current system, the system that actually encourages shittiness.

This also has the benefit of making art free, and ending bullshit copywrite complaints.

* I don't even hate Twilight that much. At least, for all its annoying technical flaws, it is a somewhat new story- kinda. The trend I hate most of all in the entertainment industry is towards total emphasis on style with no resources put into plots, which are usually pre-fabricated.
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Post by: Lithp on August 08, 2013, 09:16:24 am
Vampire teen romance is new? Is it because of the sparkles? It's because of the sparkles, isn't it?
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Post by: Lt. Fred on August 08, 2013, 09:19:07 am
Vampire teen romance is new? Is it because of the sparkles? It's because of the sparkles, isn't it?

It wasn't exactly the same plot. My standards aren't high for this.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on August 08, 2013, 09:32:04 am
I dunno how to do this best. Ultimately I would like a situation where the artistic community largely decides what they want to make, amongst themselves. Then they get the money to make it. One (imperfect) way of doing that is a government grants process, like the Australia council. That's how most serious art is funded, why not middlebrow stuff*? Another way might be a permanent endowment, a fund that provides money but does not have any control over content; a bit like the New York Times proprietor, or HBO. Yet another way might be a voucher system, where all citizens get a voucher representing government funding that can be cashed in to any registered whatever. All of these have problems, but they'd be I think better than the current system, the system that actually encourages shittiness.

This also has the benefit of making art free, and ending bullshit copywrite complaints.

* I don't even hate Twilight that much. At least, for all its annoying technical flaws, it is a somewhat new story- kinda. The trend I hate most of all in the entertainment industry is towards total emphasis on style with no resources put into plots, which are usually pre-fabricated.
As I said though, stuff like Twilight is not art. As I said already, it's very low brow entertainment. There's a difference between the two. In all honesty, your argument just boils down to "I don't like stupid entertainment, therefore it should be eradicated". As I say to any pro-censorship knob-end, if you don't like it, then don't watch it. There's plenty of films in existence that are sure to please your oh-so refined and cultured tastes. Just go watch those and ignore the likes of Twilight and Epic Movie and whatnot. Just don't try to claim that the economy as a whole has failed and requires government intervention just because films that you don't like exist.
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Post by: Lt. Fred on August 08, 2013, 09:33:33 am
Please point out where I advocated censorship, that is to say, legal prohibition.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on August 08, 2013, 11:14:06 pm
Nothing has ham-fisted as an outright ban, thankfully enough. However, you're still advocating government intervention in order to prevent films that you don't like from being made. All in all, the end result is the same.
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Post by: Lt. Fred on August 08, 2013, 11:49:08 pm
In the same way, you are also advocating censorship. In fact, everyone who thinks that a movie should or should not be made advocates censorship, according to your busted definition.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on August 08, 2013, 11:53:13 pm
There's a difference between saying "I don't care for X" and "The government should do Y specifically to prevent X from existing".
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Post by: Witchyjoshy on August 09, 2013, 01:53:06 am
In the same way, you are also advocating censorship. In fact, everyone who thinks that a movie should or should not be made advocates censorship, according to your busted definition.

No, actually, it doesn't match Art's "busted" definition at all.

You're building straw men, Fred.  Stop doing it.  Think of the poor strawmen.

Please stop pretending to be an expert on economics, too.  You proven that you aren't five times now.

Not that I'm an expert, either, but it doesn't take a chemist to recognize snake oil.
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Post by: Lt. Fred on August 09, 2013, 02:43:38 am
There's a difference between saying "I don't care for X" and "The government should do Y specifically to prevent X from existing".

I'm absolutely not advocating censorship. In fact, I want to remove market censorship, if by censorship we mean restrictions on the type of speech that is likely to be expressed. I think that movie directors should have more role in deciding what movies get made, not incompetent executives.

In a way, that is a kind of censorship. I don't want X to happen, I want Y to happen. But that's very, very common.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on August 09, 2013, 02:55:11 am
I'm absolutely not advocating censorship. In fact, I want to remove market censorship, if by censorship we mean restrictions on the type of speech that is likely to be expressed. I think that movie directors should have more role in deciding what movies get made, not incompetent executives.

In a way, that is a kind of censorship. I don't want X to happen, I want Y to happen. But that's very, very common.
You know that Hollywood is not the beginning and end of the global film industry, right? You want something a bit more high brow or that pushes the envelope beyond what some executive or investor thinks is acceptable, look elsewhere. You're sure to find something that suits your tastes.
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Post by: chitoryu12 on August 09, 2013, 03:49:44 am
There's a difference between saying "I don't care for X" and "The government should do Y specifically to prevent X from existing".

I'm absolutely not advocating censorship. In fact, I want to remove market censorship, if by censorship we mean restrictions on the type of speech that is likely to be expressed. I think that movie directors should have more role in deciding what movies get made, not incompetent executives.

In a way, that is a kind of censorship. I don't want X to happen, I want Y to happen. But that's very, very common.

Ever hear of New Hollywood?

It was big around the 1970s, though it started in the 60s. It's the movement that gave us people like Francis Ford Coppola, Roman Polanski, Stanley Kubrick, and Martin Scorsese. Some of the biggest names in directing, especially when it comes to True Art. The whole point behind this era of Hollywood was abandoning the Golden Age and the studio system, which was based around executives making what earned the studios the most money. Directors held much more creative control than before, actors were coming from all sorts of nationalities and backgrounds (rather than the Golden Age's consistent white bread image), and taboos were being broken down. You got sex, violence, and True Art.

For a while, it was good. The Godfather and Apocalypse Now are two big names to come out of this time period. Same with stuff like Taxi Driver and Easy Rider. Everyone's seen films from the New Hollywood period. The major studios failed at the time (as they were trying to copy the success of The Sound of Music with big budget musicals that never profited), so they handed a ton of creative control to these directors.

The problem is that handing over total creative control to the artists isn't the way to go. And that was proven when the New Hollywood directors started making flops. They had gotten so much power that they were essentially protected from anyone who could reign in their egos or tell them that they were making mistakes or overstepping their boundaries. Heaven's Gate is the most infamous, being a gigantic, big budget Western with a ridiculously troubled production that flopped at the box office and lost everyone a lot of money, but it was a similar story across the board. Francis Ford Coppola has remained under the radar for ages despite being literally one of the most famous directors period. Michael Cimino made The Deer Hunter, but the aforementioned Western means that he's directed only 5 things since then, and only one was in the 2000s.

Giving total creative control to the creators seems like a good idea to someone who hasn't actually tried to work with them. Artists in all venues are flawed. Quite a few of them don't understand business as well as they do their art, which can turn a brilliant project into a travesty when they realize that they can't budget properly, or their magnum opus has essentially no appeal to anyone outside of a very specific demographic. Full artist control works on a small scale, like cheap indie films and small local art galleries. But as soon as you hit the big leagues, those nasty executives can actually tell you how to make enough money for your next work without alienating a lot of people. At the very least, you need people who are grounded enough to identify your mistakes and have the balls to tell you that you're fucking up.

tl;dr We tried your idea already, Fred. It worked for less than 20 years before it imploded.
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Post by: Witchyjoshy on August 09, 2013, 11:46:33 am
I would like to point out something.

Star Wars 4, 5, and 6 were what happened when George Lucas was kept responsible by having people above him.

Star Wars 1, 2, and 3 were what happened when George Lucas was given full control of the franchise.

Surprisingly, artists can get high off of their own ego and release their shit because they think it doesn't stink.

And I say this as someone who enjoyed the prequel trilogy more than most people did.
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Post by: Her3tiK on August 09, 2013, 01:14:02 pm
I would like to point out something.

Star Wars 4, 5, and 6 were what happened when George Lucas was kept responsible by having people above him.

Star Wars 1, 2, and 3 were what happened when George Lucas was given full control of the franchise.

Surprisingly, artists can get high off of their own ego and release their shit because they think it doesn't stink.

And I say this as someone who enjoyed the prequel trilogy more than most people did.
Honestly, I'm not impressed with any of the movies, having watched them as an adult, and analyzing them as I go. I am convinced at this point that the original trilogy was successful for the same reason as the prequels, being their state-of-the-art effects, and are largely considered better for nostalgic reasons. That said, I still love the creativity that's been spawned from the Star Wars franchise. I would love to have a shelf full of the books alone, though I'm honestly not all that concerned about getting the movies themselves (though that could be little more than I'm not really a movie person).
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Post by: chitoryu12 on August 09, 2013, 02:43:38 pm
If you watch Star Wars objectively, it can actually be pretty campy. If the original movies were released today with the budget appropriately scaled to inflation (Episode IV wasn't exactly a super expensive movie; it had a budget of $11 million, which is equivalent to $41 million, or the budget of The Host), it would probably have a mediocre reception at best. The dialogue is often corny and the plot is predictable. The films are regarded as classics because they were really good sci-fi for the 1970s and they've basically been coasting on their popularity rather than their own merits.

One of the reasons people are pissed about the new films is because Disney wants to disregard the Expanded Universe for their own continuity, when (unlike pretty much all other works) the Expanded Universe is essentially what's kept the Star Wars brand going for so long. Because of how Star Wars canon is structured, the books and video games are legitimate parts of the universe, rather than cheap ways of making more cash off a movie. Most people think the novelization of Episode III is better than the movie itself! Disregarding the existing canon is essentially telling all of the fans "You know all that stuff that actually keeps Star Wars relevant today and has an unfathomable number of characters, plots, and works that would take years to actually get through? Fuck all that!"
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Post by: Barbarella on August 09, 2013, 04:09:55 pm
There's a difference between saying "I don't care for X" and "The government should do Y specifically to prevent X from existing".

I'm absolutely not advocating censorship. In fact, I want to remove market censorship, if by censorship we mean restrictions on the type of speech that is likely to be expressed. I think that movie directors should have more role in deciding what movies get made, not incompetent executives.

In a way, that is a kind of censorship. I don't want X to happen, I want Y to happen. But that's very, very common.

Ever hear of New Hollywood?

It was big around the 1970s, though it started in the 60s. It's the movement that gave us people like Francis Ford Coppola, Roman Polanski, Stanley Kubrick, and Martin Scorsese. Some of the biggest names in directing, especially when it comes to True Art. The whole point behind this era of Hollywood was abandoning the Golden Age and the studio system, which was based around executives making what earned the studios the most money. Directors held much more creative control than before, actors were coming from all sorts of nationalities and backgrounds (rather than the Golden Age's consistent white bread image), and taboos were being broken down. You got sex, violence, and True Art.

For a while, it was good. The Godfather and Apocalypse Now are two big names to come out of this time period. Same with stuff like Taxi Driver and Easy Rider. Everyone's seen films from the New Hollywood period. The major studios failed at the time (as they were trying to copy the success of The Sound of Music with big budget musicals that never profited), so they handed a ton of creative control to these directors.

The problem is that handing over total creative control to the artists isn't the way to go. And that was proven when the New Hollywood directors started making flops. They had gotten so much power that they were essentially protected from anyone who could reign in their egos or tell them that they were making mistakes or overstepping their boundaries. Heaven's Gate is the most infamous, being a gigantic, big budget Western with a ridiculously troubled production that flopped at the box office and lost everyone a lot of money, but it was a similar story across the board. Francis Ford Coppola has remained under the radar for ages despite being literally one of the most famous directors period. Michael Cimino made The Deer Hunter, but the aforementioned Western means that he's directed only 5 things since then, and only one was in the 2000s.

Giving total creative control to the creators seems like a good idea to someone who hasn't actually tried to work with them. Artists in all venues are flawed. Quite a few of them don't understand business as well as they do their art, which can turn a brilliant project into a travesty when they realize that they can't budget properly, or their magnum opus has essentially no appeal to anyone outside of a very specific demographic. Full artist control works on a small scale, like cheap indie films and small local art galleries. But as soon as you hit the big leagues, those nasty executives can actually tell you how to make enough money for your next work without alienating a lot of people. At the very least, you need people who are grounded enough to identify your mistakes and have the balls to tell you that you're fucking up.

tl;dr We tried your idea already, Fred. It worked for less than 20 years before it imploded.

I think the answer is something between the present system of "Big Clueless Executive Meddling Over EVERYTHING" & The New Hollywood System of "Give The Moviemakers So Much Creative Control That Their Egos Get So Big That Their Work Becomes Crap". I feel the same about the music industry. Both sides should work together & compromise. Executives should respect the artist's vision but still be there to streamline the technical stuff & certain plot points/musical elements that wont work.

Also, Executives need to embrace variety. Embrace both intelligent music alongside the Bieberesque bubblegum. The social-conscious Rap along with the "Booty Bling" crap. Intelligent, thought provoking cinema alongside explosions-superheroes-and-sequels schlockfests.

Likewise, Network Decay needs to be curbed a bit. Discovery, TLC & Animal Planet should be strictly based in science & facts. History Channel should be about real history. The "Ancient Astronaut", paranormal, cryptozoology, UFO, In Search Of/Ghost Adventures-type stuff should be put into it's own "Paranormal Channel" (as do the mockumentaries about modern-day megaladons & those mermaids). MTV & VH1 should stick to stuff involving music, be they videos, dance shows, documentaries. Reality shows should have their own network.

Much Executive Meddling these days seems malevolent with the purpose of making the masses brain-dead. Until this trend is dealt with, the Indie Movie/TV/News/Music industry is what we need for "something completely different).
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Post by: Witchyjoshy on August 09, 2013, 04:57:48 pm
I would like to point out something.

Star Wars 4, 5, and 6 were what happened when George Lucas was kept responsible by having people above him.

Star Wars 1, 2, and 3 were what happened when George Lucas was given full control of the franchise.

Surprisingly, artists can get high off of their own ego and release their shit because they think it doesn't stink.

And I say this as someone who enjoyed the prequel trilogy more than most people did.
Honestly, I'm not impressed with any of the movies, having watched them as an adult, and analyzing them as I go. I am convinced at this point that the original trilogy was successful for the same reason as the prequels, being their state-of-the-art effects, and are largely considered better for nostalgic reasons. That said, I still love the creativity that's been spawned from the Star Wars franchise. I would love to have a shelf full of the books alone, though I'm honestly not all that concerned about getting the movies themselves (though that could be little more than I'm not really a movie person).

Sir, I find your opinion fresh and invigorating in this age of nostalgia addicts.
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Post by: chitoryu12 on August 09, 2013, 05:02:55 pm
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I think the answer is something between the present system of "Big Clueless Executive Meddling Over EVERYTHING" & The New Hollywood System of "Give The Moviemakers So Much Creative Control That Their Egos Get So Big That Their Work Becomes Crap". I feel the same about the music industry. Both sides should work together & compromise. Executives should respect the artist's vision but still be there to streamline the technical stuff & certain plot points/musical elements that wont work.

Also, Executives need to embrace variety. Embrace both intelligent music alongside the Bieberesque bubblegum. The social-conscious Rap along with the "Booty Bling" crap. Intelligent, thought provoking cinema alongside explosions-superheroes-and-sequels schlockfests.

Likewise, Network Decay needs to be curbed a bit. Discovery, TLC & Animal Planet should be strictly based in science & facts. History Channel should be about real history. The "Ancient Astronaut", paranormal, cryptozoology, UFO, In Search Of/Ghost Adventures-type stuff should be put into it's own "Paranormal Channel" (as do the mockumentaries about modern-day megaladons & those mermaids). MTV & VH1 should stick to stuff involving music, be they videos, dance shows, documentaries. Reality shows should have their own network.

Much Executive Meddling these days seems malevolent with the purpose of making the masses brain-dead. Until this trend is dealt with, the Indie Movie/TV/News/Music industry is what we need for "something completely different).

The problem is that what you ask for is impossible. Artists and executives are two very different people, even when they have overlap in their knowledge and interests. They need to work together, but both of them are going to be talking from different points: executives need to actually make money, while artists need their vision out there. You can be artistic and rant about "integrity" all you want, but it's a pipe dream if you don't have cash. Sometimes you NEED to violate the artist's vision, up to an including dropping his work altogether if he won't acknowledge it, because it would alienate too many people and lead to a loss of money. If you lose money, you don't get to make anything. Period. And sometimes, the artist's vision is really fucking shitty.

We always talk about the bad executive meddling. But what about the good kind? In the infamous Spider-Man "I was molested by Skip" story, the original molester was Uncle Ben. Executives put a kibosh on that because it was horrible. In Star Trek: Insurrection, executives pointed out a lot of the plot holes and Fridge Logic and were promptly ignored. Kevin Smith couldn't sell Clerks until he removed the downer ending with Dante being killed in a robbery, which would have basically killed any future work with the setting and characters. One of the best examples is replacing Edward Norton with Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner, a change that pretty much everyone agrees was for the better (and inspired by Norton being a bitch to work with).

On the subject of pop music and braindead culture......you think it's any different? Entertainment has ALWAYS been in that realm! People want entertainment, and not everyone wants to think or watch and listen to a lot of high art. Sometimes you just need a decent tune to play in the background, or a movie that lets you turn off your brain for a while. People have always and will always demand simple, mass produced crap because you don't WANT to be thinking or be introspective all the time. A lot of the "classics" in music, film, and art were that same mass produced crap. A lot of the popular classic rock that people are still playing were essentially identical to modern day "Fuck bitches, get money" hip-hop. They just had guitar solos instead of a guy making stupid faces in front of a camera and throwing play money everywhere. Leather pants and makeup were replaced with clothing five sizes too big and covered in labels. Motley Crue's early albums (and quite a bit of their later stuff) are just as braindead and shallow as the stuff their fans criticize today.

And again, it makes money. You can't make your intelligent, Thinking Man's Films without money. Big action movies, sequels, and remakes actually get money for people to make what they want. Many directors and actors have done stuff that they didn't personally enjoy (or stuff that they DID enjoy for purely shallow reasons, like "I just wanted to be a vampire and ham it up") because it gave them the cash to do the good, introspective stuff. Bieber, Lil Wayne, and Michael Bay all serve an important purpose that you tend to forget. The concept of a perfect world where executives always make the right decisions and artists always understand what they need to cut or change is absolutely blind optimism.

Except Seltzer & Friedburg. Those two can fuck right the fuck off out of the industry.
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 11, 2013, 01:59:19 am
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I think the answer is something between the present system of "Big Clueless Executive Meddling Over EVERYTHING" & The New Hollywood System of "Give The Moviemakers So Much Creative Control That Their Egos Get So Big That Their Work Becomes Crap". I feel the same about the music industry. Both sides should work together & compromise. Executives should respect the artist's vision but still be there to streamline the technical stuff & certain plot points/musical elements that wont work.

Also, Executives need to embrace variety. Embrace both intelligent music alongside the Bieberesque bubblegum. The social-conscious Rap along with the "Booty Bling" crap. Intelligent, thought provoking cinema alongside explosions-superheroes-and-sequels schlockfests.

Likewise, Network Decay needs to be curbed a bit. Discovery, TLC & Animal Planet should be strictly based in science & facts. History Channel should be about real history. The "Ancient Astronaut", paranormal, cryptozoology, UFO, In Search Of/Ghost Adventures-type stuff should be put into it's own "Paranormal Channel" (as do the mockumentaries about modern-day megaladons & those mermaids). MTV & VH1 should stick to stuff involving music, be they videos, dance shows, documentaries. Reality shows should have their own network.

Much Executive Meddling these days seems malevolent with the purpose of making the masses brain-dead. Until this trend is dealt with, the Indie Movie/TV/News/Music industry is what we need for "something completely different).

The problem is that what you ask for is impossible. Artists and executives are two very different people, even when they have overlap in their knowledge and interests. They need to work together, but both of them are going to be talking from different points: executives need to actually make money, while artists need their vision out there. You can be artistic and rant about "integrity" all you want, but it's a pipe dream if you don't have cash. Sometimes you NEED to violate the artist's vision, up to an including dropping his work altogether if he won't acknowledge it, because it would alienate too many people and lead to a loss of money. If you lose money, you don't get to make anything. Period. And sometimes, the artist's vision is really fucking shitty.
Not always. Sometimes, the biggest successes have come out of telling the artist to do what they want. I'll use the Interscope/Nothing saga as an example. Interscope knew that they would screw up if they tried to meddle too much in Trent Reznor's (NIN) affairs. Because of that, they gave him Nothing Records, and proceeded to let him do things his way, with NIN releasing albums rather slowly. They quickly learned not to fight him after he won by threatening to leave if they didn't let him sign his first band to Nothing. Luckily for Interscope, that was Marilyn Manson. While they were meddling at times, Manson, Reznor and the rest of Nothing were mainly left alone. However, after Nothing folded, Manson stayed on Interscope, but left after his 2009 album because they wouldn't leave him the hell alone, and started "Hell, Etc." at Cooking Vinyl. So, how'd that turn out?

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In its first week on sale, Born Villain broke iTunes Top 10 album charts in 22 countries, placing eighth in Poland; seventh in Ireland; sixth in the Czech Republic; fourth in Japan and Canada; third in Germany, Denmark and Spain; second in the United Kingdom, Austria, Finland, Italy, Norway, Spain and Japan; and first in Belgium, New Zealand, Sweden, Switzerland,[34] Luxembourg,[35] France and the United States; in the United States, the album peaked at number three on the iTunes chart for all genres.[36] By May 3, Born Villain claimed the top position of Loudwire's Top Rock Albums of 2012 (So Far) list.[37] The album made it's debut at number 10 on the Billboard 200, number 3 on the Billboard Rock Albums, number 1 on the Billboard Hard Rock Albums Chart, number 1 on the Billboard Independent Albums Chart, number 2 on the Billboard Alternative Album Chart, number 5 on the Billboard German Album Chart, number 8 on Billboard Canadian Album Chart, number 10 on the Billboard Digital Albums Chart, and number 4 on the Billboard Tastemaker Albums Chart.

Or, in other words, you pissed off a cash cow, and he left. In fact, Reznor went completely unsigned a bit before Manson left. Interscope didn't know to stop meddling. Their best times came from when they knew to back off and let the artist do his vision. Basically, meddle in the new guy if you must. After he proves himself, back the fuck off, unless he's going to do something insane.


We always talk about the bad executive meddling. But what about the good kind? In the infamous Spider-Man "I was molested by Skip" story, the original molester was Uncle Ben. Executives put a kibosh on that because it was horrible. In Star Trek: Insurrection, executives pointed out a lot of the plot holes and Fridge Logic and were promptly ignored. Kevin Smith couldn't sell Clerks until he removed the downer ending with Dante being killed in a robbery, which would have basically killed any future work with the setting and characters. One of the best examples is replacing Edward Norton with Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner, a change that pretty much everyone agrees was for the better (and inspired by Norton being a bitch to work with).

I'll admit, those are good. I'm not saying to not meddle. The "Sweet Dreams" single was forced by Interscope. However, that said, those were either massive, horrible backstory changes, the job of an editor, and in that one, I don't know if I like messing with his artistic vision, even if it was good for the franchise. However, an actor change like that is pretty normal.


On the subject of pop music and braindead culture......you think it's any different? Entertainment has ALWAYS been in that realm! People want entertainment, and not everyone wants to think or watch and listen to a lot of high art. Sometimes you just need a decent tune to play in the background, or a movie that lets you turn off your brain for a while. People have always and will always demand simple, mass produced crap because you don't WANT to be thinking or be introspective all the time. A lot of the "classics" in music, film, and art were that same mass produced crap. A lot of the popular classic rock that people are still playing were essentially identical to modern day "Fuck bitches, get money" hip-hop. They just had guitar solos instead of a guy making stupid faces in front of a camera and throwing play money everywhere. Leather pants and makeup were replaced with clothing five sizes too big and covered in labels. Motley Crue's early albums (and quite a bit of their later stuff) are just as braindead and shallow as the stuff their fans criticize today.


You had to have skill. It was braindead, but it was skillfully made. It took talent to do a guitar solo. It does not take talent to do an autotuned song with computer-music. Rap, I will admit, takes skill. Autotune does not. Motley Crue had (and have, saw them and KISS in 2012) skill. Singing and instrument playing took skill.


And again, it makes money. You can't make your intelligent, Thinking Man's Films without money. Big action movies, sequels, and remakes actually get money for people to make what they want. Many directors and actors have done stuff that they didn't personally enjoy (or stuff that they DID enjoy for purely shallow reasons, like "I just wanted to be a vampire and ham it up") because it gave them the cash to do the good, introspective stuff. Bieber, Lil Wayne, and Michael Bay all serve an important purpose that you tend to forget. The concept of a perfect world where executives always make the right decisions and artists always understand what they need to cut or change is absolutely blind optimism.

I have no issue with that. I get they need money. I just know that there a million skilled, awesome bands that would make just as much money for the executives if they told told the public to like that instead.

Except Seltzer & Friedburg. Those two can fuck right the fuck off out of the industry.
That's true.
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Post by: chitoryu12 on August 11, 2013, 07:54:57 am
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I have no issue with that. I get they need money. I just know that there a million skilled, awesome bands that would make just as much money for the executives if they told told the public to like that instead.

The problem is that you're assuming that the public is "told to like it." They're not. Our brain responds well to patterns, including in music (http://science.time.com/2013/04/15/music/). Everyone knows how a pop song will go, and our brains are outright demanding predictability so it can reward itself with figuring out the pattern. That's why this stuff is popular: the public is demanding it from the executives, not vice versa.
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 11, 2013, 01:52:04 pm
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I have no issue with that. I get they need money. I just know that there a million skilled, awesome bands that would make just as much money for the executives if they told told the public to like that instead.

The problem is that you're assuming that the public is "told to like it." They're not. Our brain responds well to patterns, including in music (http://science.time.com/2013/04/15/music/). Everyone knows how a pop song will go, and our brains are outright demanding predictability so it can reward itself with figuring out the pattern. That's why this stuff is popular: the public is demanding it from the executives, not vice versa.
Almost all music has patterns. There's only so many ways a song can go. Admittedly, there is songs in other genres that are unpredictable and genres that are unpredictable, but at the same time, if the executives push something, that is what becomes popular. So long as it has a pattern, which most music has, that will still happen. In the end, it's what the executives pushed.
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Post by: chitoryu12 on August 11, 2013, 09:56:58 pm
It gets pushed because that's exactly what works. People aren't just drones. They eat up crappy pop music because their brains respond well to it and they buy it when it gets put up for sale.

Since I didn't have time to address the rest of your post before leaving today, I'll do that here.

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Not always. Sometimes, the biggest successes have come out of telling the artist to do what they want. I'll use the Interscope/Nothing saga as an example. Interscope knew that they would screw up if they tried to meddle too much in Trent Reznor's (NIN) affairs. Because of that, they gave him Nothing Records, and proceeded to let him do things his way, with NIN releasing albums rather slowly. They quickly learned not to fight him after he won by threatening to leave if they didn't let him sign his first band to Nothing. Luckily for Interscope, that was Marilyn Manson. While they were meddling at times, Manson, Reznor and the rest of Nothing were mainly left alone. However, after Nothing folded, Manson stayed on Interscope, but left after his 2009 album because they wouldn't leave him the hell alone, and started "Hell, Etc." at Cooking Vinyl. So, how'd that turn out?

Or, in other words, you pissed off a cash cow, and he left. In fact, Reznor went completely unsigned a bit before Manson left. Interscope didn't know to stop meddling. Their best times came from when they knew to back off and let the artist do his vision. Basically, meddle in the new guy if you must. After he proves himself, back the fuck off, unless he's going to do something insane.

Well, some people still don't really like Manson's latest albums. I've actually heard more criticism than positive reviews in spite of the sale numbers (I was still tracking his work back when he was with Dita Von Teese, then that one girl who was way younger than him; yes, I do acknowledge current Manson by which chick he was dating). So the quality of his post-Interscope stuff (and even his late Interscope) is up for debate. It's not an either-or thing.

That said, Reznor is a minority; he's done plenty of Nine Inch Nails stuff, but he also collaborates with tons of musicians and singers, films, video games, and other ventures. He came onto the scene as industrial was starting to become popular, which let him hit it big. The fact that he can be a downright industrial virtuoso at times makes him a very good person to make music for works that require that kind of tone. He had already earned clout through being a major part of a relatively popular genre.

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I'll admit, those are good. I'm not saying to not meddle. The "Sweet Dreams" single was forced by Interscope. However, that said, those were either massive, horrible backstory changes, the job of an editor, and in that one, I don't know if I like messing with his artistic vision, even if it was good for the franchise. However, an actor change like that is pretty normal.

The job of an editor, but it was an executive who noticed the problems. When something or someone is a cash cow, especially if their vision is successful a few times, they tend to get protection from the editors. At that point, it really does take someone higher up the chain to come in and stop them if they're making a mistake, as they often don't want to listen to anyone else regardless of their position. That's the danger with trying to take the accountants and marketers out of the equation too much. Sometimes they're wrong, but sometimes they're really, really right.

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You had to have skill. It was braindead, but it was skillfully made. It took talent to do a guitar solo. It does not take talent to do an autotuned song with computer-music. Rap, I will admit, takes skill. Autotune does not. Motley Crue had (and have, saw them and KISS in 2012) skill. Singing and instrument playing took skill.

Skill, but it was still the same content. They may have performed with more talent, but their message was exactly the same. They sounded good, but it was essentially pop music for rock and metal fans. Even Guns n' Roses (who made quite a few songs about the dirty life and the danger of drugs) had a few songs not for the thinking man, like "Paradise City". Rock and metal bands, talent or not, could still be just as brainless, misogynistic, and "party hard" as contemporary pop and rap stars.

That said, I hate rap even though I understand the difficulty of it. I can't rap on command and one of my friends is downright genius with how he does it. I just despise it as an art form.
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 11, 2013, 11:57:44 pm
It gets pushed because that's exactly what works. People aren't just drones. They eat up crappy pop music because their brains respond well to it and they buy it when it gets put up for sale.

Since I didn't have time to address the rest of your post before leaving today, I'll do that here.

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Not always. Sometimes, the biggest successes have come out of telling the artist to do what they want. I'll use the Interscope/Nothing saga as an example. Interscope knew that they would screw up if they tried to meddle too much in Trent Reznor's (NIN) affairs. Because of that, they gave him Nothing Records, and proceeded to let him do things his way, with NIN releasing albums rather slowly. They quickly learned not to fight him after he won by threatening to leave if they didn't let him sign his first band to Nothing. Luckily for Interscope, that was Marilyn Manson. While they were meddling at times, Manson, Reznor and the rest of Nothing were mainly left alone. However, after Nothing folded, Manson stayed on Interscope, but left after his 2009 album because they wouldn't leave him the hell alone, and started "Hell, Etc." at Cooking Vinyl. So, how'd that turn out?

Or, in other words, you pissed off a cash cow, and he left. In fact, Reznor went completely unsigned a bit before Manson left. Interscope didn't know to stop meddling. Their best times came from when they knew to back off and let the artist do his vision. Basically, meddle in the new guy if you must. After he proves himself, back the fuck off, unless he's going to do something insane.

Well, some people still don't really like Manson's latest albums. I've actually heard more criticism than positive reviews in spite of the sale numbers (I was still tracking his work back when he was with Dita Von Teese, then that one girl who was way younger than him; yes, I do acknowledge current Manson by which chick he was dating). So the quality of his post-Interscope stuff (and even his late Interscope) is up for debate. It's not an either-or thing.

That said, Reznor is a minority; he's done plenty of Nine Inch Nails stuff, but he also collaborates with tons of musicians and singers, films, video games, and other ventures. He came onto the scene as industrial was starting to become popular, which let him hit it big. The fact that he can be a downright industrial virtuoso at times makes him a very good person to make music for works that require that kind of tone. He had already earned clout through being a major part of a relatively popular genre.

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I'll admit, those are good. I'm not saying to not meddle. The "Sweet Dreams" single was forced by Interscope. However, that said, those were either massive, horrible backstory changes, the job of an editor, and in that one, I don't know if I like messing with his artistic vision, even if it was good for the franchise. However, an actor change like that is pretty normal.

The job of an editor, but it was an executive who noticed the problems. When something or someone is a cash cow, especially if their vision is successful a few times, they tend to get protection from the editors. At that point, it really does take someone higher up the chain to come in and stop them if they're making a mistake, as they often don't want to listen to anyone else regardless of their position. That's the danger with trying to take the accountants and marketers out of the equation too much. Sometimes they're wrong, but sometimes they're really, really right.

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You had to have skill. It was braindead, but it was skillfully made. It took talent to do a guitar solo. It does not take talent to do an autotuned song with computer-music. Rap, I will admit, takes skill. Autotune does not. Motley Crue had (and have, saw them and KISS in 2012) skill. Singing and instrument playing took skill.

Skill, but it was still the same content. They may have performed with more talent, but their message was exactly the same. They sounded good, but it was essentially pop music for rock and metal fans. Even Guns n' Roses (who made quite a few songs about the dirty life and the danger of drugs) had a few songs not for the thinking man, like "Paradise City". Rock and metal bands, talent or not, could still be just as brainless, misogynistic, and "party hard" as contemporary pop and rap stars.

That said, I hate rap even though I understand the difficulty of it. I can't rap on command and one of my friends is downright genius with how he does it. I just despise it as an art form.
Pretty much, I understand what you're saying. My major issue is not the content, but the skill, and true on Trent. Regarding Manson, he broke up with Evan Rachel-Wood (the 19 year old) in 2009 (they were engaged), and he's with a photographer named Lindsay and has been for a while. Born Villain, the one from last year, is the first Post-Interscope album, and Eat Me, Drink Me and The High End of Low were... controversial with fans. That said, Born Villain has been less so, and has also, as I said, sold like hotcakes. Which is funny, because hotcakes? Not selling too well these days. I respect rap, even if I'm not a big fan. And, hair metal worked just as well as pop. It was braindead, but it took skill and was fun. Plus, the dudes were attractive, so there's that.
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Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 12, 2013, 06:41:52 am
It gets pushed because that's exactly what works. People aren't just drones. They eat up crappy pop music because their brains respond well to it and they buy it when it gets put up for sale.

Since I didn't have time to address the rest of your post before leaving today, I'll do that here.

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Not always. Sometimes, the biggest successes have come out of telling the artist to do what they want. I'll use the Interscope/Nothing saga as an example. Interscope knew that they would screw up if they tried to meddle too much in Trent Reznor's (NIN) affairs. Because of that, they gave him Nothing Records, and proceeded to let him do things his way, with NIN releasing albums rather slowly. They quickly learned not to fight him after he won by threatening to leave if they didn't let him sign his first band to Nothing. Luckily for Interscope, that was Marilyn Manson. While they were meddling at times, Manson, Reznor and the rest of Nothing were mainly left alone. However, after Nothing folded, Manson stayed on Interscope, but left after his 2009 album because they wouldn't leave him the hell alone, and started "Hell, Etc." at Cooking Vinyl. So, how'd that turn out?

Or, in other words, you pissed off a cash cow, and he left. In fact, Reznor went completely unsigned a bit before Manson left. Interscope didn't know to stop meddling. Their best times came from when they knew to back off and let the artist do his vision. Basically, meddle in the new guy if you must. After he proves himself, back the fuck off, unless he's going to do something insane.

Well, some people still don't really like Manson's latest albums. I've actually heard more criticism than positive reviews in spite of the sale numbers (I was still tracking his work back when he was with Dita Von Teese, then that one girl who was way younger than him; yes, I do acknowledge current Manson by which chick he was dating). So the quality of his post-Interscope stuff (and even his late Interscope) is up for debate. It's not an either-or thing.

That said, Reznor is a minority; he's done plenty of Nine Inch Nails stuff, but he also collaborates with tons of musicians and singers, films, video games, and other ventures. He came onto the scene as industrial was starting to become popular, which let him hit it big. The fact that he can be a downright industrial virtuoso at times makes him a very good person to make music for works that require that kind of tone. He had already earned clout through being a major part of a relatively popular genre.

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I'll admit, those are good. I'm not saying to not meddle. The "Sweet Dreams" single was forced by Interscope. However, that said, those were either massive, horrible backstory changes, the job of an editor, and in that one, I don't know if I like messing with his artistic vision, even if it was good for the franchise. However, an actor change like that is pretty normal.

The job of an editor, but it was an executive who noticed the problems. When something or someone is a cash cow, especially if their vision is successful a few times, they tend to get protection from the editors. At that point, it really does take someone higher up the chain to come in and stop them if they're making a mistake, as they often don't want to listen to anyone else regardless of their position. That's the danger with trying to take the accountants and marketers out of the equation too much. Sometimes they're wrong, but sometimes they're really, really right.

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You had to have skill. It was braindead, but it was skillfully made. It took talent to do a guitar solo. It does not take talent to do an autotuned song with computer-music. Rap, I will admit, takes skill. Autotune does not. Motley Crue had (and have, saw them and KISS in 2012) skill. Singing and instrument playing took skill.

Skill, but it was still the same content. They may have performed with more talent, but their message was exactly the same. They sounded good, but it was essentially pop music for rock and metal fans. Even Guns n' Roses (who made quite a few songs about the dirty life and the danger of drugs) had a few songs not for the thinking man, like "Paradise City". Rock and metal bands, talent or not, could still be just as brainless, misogynistic, and "party hard" as contemporary pop and rap stars.

That said, I hate rap even though I understand the difficulty of it. I can't rap on command and one of my friends is downright genius with how he does it. I just despise it as an art form.
Pretty much, I understand what you're saying. My major issue is not the content, but the skill, and true on Trent. Regarding Manson, he broke up with Evan Rachel-Wood (the 19 year old) in 2009 (they were engaged), and he's with a photographer named Lindsay and has been for a while. Born Villain, the one from last year, is the first Post-Interscope album, and Eat Me, Drink Me and The High End of Low were... controversial with fans. That said, Born Villain has been less so, and has also, as I said, sold like hotcakes. Which is funny, because hotcakes? Not selling too well these days. I respect rap, even if I'm not a big fan. And, hair metal worked just as well as pop. It was braindead, but it took skill and was fun. Plus, the dudes were attractive, so there's that.

I think the issue is that for a lot of people (like me) skill isn't really a factor when it comes to liking music.

It's like food, in that it's the taste that's important and the level of skill it takes to make is irrelevant.

Simple dishes can taste just as good as more complex recipes.

Anyone can make a cheese sandwich, but if that's what i'm in the mood for that's what I eat.
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Post by: nickiknack on August 12, 2013, 12:20:43 pm
On the subject of Star Wars, I really hope the majority of the EU isn't thrown by the way side, I've invested way too much time into it.

That being said:
1. I never understood Lucas's hatred of Mara Jade.
2. *pulls out DL-44 heavy blaster pistol* I demand there be a movie made off of the Darth Plagueis novel, and I demand one of the most perfect British bastards alive be cast as a young Palpatine. I'm willing to do ANYTHING for this to happen.
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Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 12, 2013, 01:24:25 pm
On the subject of Star Wars, I really hope the majority of the EU isn't thrown by the way side, I've invested way too much time into it.

That being said:
1. I never understood Lucas's hatred of Mara Jade.
2. *pulls out DL-44 heavy blaster pistol* I demand there be a movie made off of the Darth Plagueis novel, and I demand one of the most perfect British bastards alive be cast as a young Palpatine. I'm willing to do ANYTHING for this to happen.

Any particular British bastards in mind?
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Post by: chitoryu12 on August 12, 2013, 01:58:13 pm
On the subject of Star Wars, I really hope the majority of the EU isn't thrown by the way side, I've invested way too much time into it.

As far as we know, that's what's going to happen. The new movies are going to be sequels not based on any of the novels, comics, video games, etc.

For those who don't know, canon in Star Wars is set up like a pyramid: movies at the top, then novelizations of the movies, then EU novels, then comics, then video games, etc. Anything that contradicts a level above it is non-canon, though often only that particular contradiction is removed. So all of the battles and missions that are exclusive to the video games are canon as long as no novels, comics, or films specifically state that they could not have happened. And any specific details in said battles are removed from the equation if a higher authority contradicts them, but the rest of it is there. It's a relatively easy way to handle fights about canon and ensures that the universe can actually continue expanding.

Currently, Episodes VII, VIII, and XI are going to be original stories. Timothy Zahn said that years ago, Lucas said that he'd do it as "three generations", so the third trilogy would likely deal with Luke's children. He also confirmed that it won't be dealing with the Thrawn Trilogy.

The problem is that because the movies are the highest canon, anything that they contradict will be made invalid unless they change the canon hierarchy. It would completely wreck the current understanding of the fictional universe. Imagine the results of J.K. Rowling creating a Harry Potter prequel series that completely changes how magic works, replaces Voldemort's backstory, and changes Harry's birth date at the end of the last book. That's the kind of shakeup this would be.
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Post by: nickiknack on August 12, 2013, 02:10:50 pm
On the subject of Star Wars, I really hope the majority of the EU isn't thrown by the way side, I've invested way too much time into it.

That being said:
1. I never understood Lucas's hatred of Mara Jade.
2. *pulls out DL-44 heavy blaster pistol* I demand there be a movie made off of the Darth Plagueis novel, and I demand one of the most perfect British bastards alive be cast as a young Palpatine. I'm willing to do ANYTHING for this to happen.

Any particular British bastards in mind?

Yeah, this one:
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I want to stab him for what he's done to my ovaries.

On the subject of Star Wars, I really hope the majority of the EU isn't thrown by the way side, I've invested way too much time into it.

As far as we know, that's what's going to happen. The new movies are going to be sequels not based on any of the novels, comics, video games, etc.

For those who don't know, canon in Star Wars is set up like a pyramid: movies at the top, then novelizations of the movies, then EU novels, then comics, then video games, etc. Anything that contradicts a level above it is non-canon, though often only that particular contradiction is removed. So all of the battles and missions that are exclusive to the video games are canon as long as no novels, comics, or films specifically state that they could not have happened. And any specific details in said battles are removed from the equation if a higher authority contradicts them, but the rest of it is there. It's a relatively easy way to handle fights about canon and ensures that the universe can actually continue expanding.

Currently, Episodes VII, VIII, and XI are going to be original stories. Timothy Zahn said that years ago, Lucas said that he'd do it as "three generations", so the third trilogy would likely deal with Luke's children. He also confirmed that it won't be dealing with the Thrawn Trilogy.

The problem is that because the movies are the highest canon, anything that they contradict will be made invalid unless they change the canon hierarchy. It would completely wreck the current understanding of the fictional universe. Imagine the results of J.K. Rowling creating a Harry Potter prequel series that completely changes how magic works, replaces Voldemort's backstory, and changes Harry's birth date at the end of the last book. That's the kind of shakeup this would be.

I think it's doable to create an original story that could take place at the same time without fucking up the EU storyline too much.
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Post by: chitoryu12 on August 12, 2013, 02:24:09 pm
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I think it's doable to create an original story that could take place at the same time without fucking up the EU storyline too much.

It would be very, very hard. The main group (Luke, Leia, Han, Chewbacca, etc.) have had most of their lives covered by the Expanded Universe by this point. If they go with the "third generation" idea and cover Luke and Leia's children, the Yuuzhan Vong invasion takes up literally everything from 25 to 29 ABY. Just about every year before that is covered for them already. Even having their kids not be the same ones from the EU would wreck literally almost everything in existence past Thrawn.
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Post by: nickiknack on August 12, 2013, 02:37:34 pm
And they're always adding on to it, adding new story lines and whatnot. I personally feel they're not going to fuck things up too much, maybe a small  change here and there, but nothing major.
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Post by: chitoryu12 on August 12, 2013, 02:42:22 pm
And they're always adding on to it, adding new story lines and whatnot. I personally feel they're not going to fuck things up too much, maybe a small  change here and there, but nothing major.

It takes very little to make a major change. So much stuff in the EU is connected that all you have to do is state that a particular faction never arose to ruin most of the content. Think about how much would be deleted if they had a universe where Thrawn never showed up and started fighting the New Republic. Or if Jaina, Jacen, and Anakin Solo were replaced by different kids; even changing their birth date can wreck a ton of the continuity if they need to be a certain age or have existed at a certain time. If A doesn't happen because of a "minor" change, it's likely that B couldn't happen, which means C can't happen, etc.
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 12, 2013, 03:00:21 pm
Apparently, they're doing the Emperor's clone thing (http://comicbook.com/blog/2013/08/12/star-wars-episode-vii-will-reportedly-bring-back-emperor-palpatine/). So, they're using some book stuff.
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Post by: Askold on August 12, 2013, 03:02:14 pm
I am going to go with the assumption that EU canon is going to be messed up. More or less. Won't change the fact that Thrawn trilogy is my favourite Star wars thingy, even if it will become non-canon.

Just a pity that they can't do an alternate timeline thingy like they did for Star trek reboot.
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Post by: chitoryu12 on August 12, 2013, 03:02:35 pm
Apparently, they're doing the Emperor's clone thing (http://comicbook.com/blog/2013/08/12/star-wars-episode-vii-will-reportedly-bring-back-emperor-palpatine/). So, they're using some book stuff.

Well, "maybe." That article only confirms that Episode VII will have Ian McDiarmid coming back as Palpatine. It could be the Emperor's clone. Or it could be a Force ghost. Or a flashback. Or an android. Or a dream. Or hallucination. Or....
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 12, 2013, 03:03:53 pm
Apparently, they're doing the Emperor's clone thing (http://comicbook.com/blog/2013/08/12/star-wars-episode-vii-will-reportedly-bring-back-emperor-palpatine/). So, they're using some book stuff.

Well, "maybe." That article only confirms that Episode VII will have Ian McDiarmid coming back as Palpatine. It could be the Emperor's clone. Or it could be a Force ghost. Or a flashback. Or an android. Or a dream. Or hallucination. Or....
True, but they're not saying "for a cameo". Normally they specify cameos.
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Post by: nickiknack on August 12, 2013, 03:13:15 pm
I personally think they're going with a flashback of whatever, also yesterday was Ian's Birthday, so those things tend to get thrown around at times like this.
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Post by: Witchyjoshy on August 12, 2013, 05:18:39 pm
As someone who enjoyed the prequel trilogy (but thought that they would've been better if George Lucas wasn't fully in charge) I'm actually looking forward to episodes 7, 8, and 9.

The special effects in the 2 and 3 were AMAZING (with 1 bridging the gap between the original trilogy and the prequel trilogy) so I can't wait to see what they do with 7, 8, and 9.

...After all, that's kinda the main reason to see a Star Wars movie, right?  The special effects?  Granted, if it was JUST special effects that would be boring.
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Post by: lord gibbon on August 12, 2013, 06:30:28 pm
Hey, I'm an optimist, so I'm willing to believe the new Star Wars movies might be  good. That said, I really doubt I'll be completely satisfied, seeing as I'm a huge Zahn fan and Thrawn is probably my absolute favorite of Star Wars villains. But that just kinda fits with the main point of this topic. Just because it's not exactly what I wanted or like, does not mean that it's bad. I'm not a fan of metal music or Picasso's art (by the way, how's that for a weird combo?), but I won't say they're bad.

Twilight is total trash, though. That is totally true.
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Post by: Lt. Fred on August 12, 2013, 07:23:40 pm
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I have no issue with that. I get they need money. I just know that there a million skilled, awesome bands that would make just as much money for the executives if they told told the public to like that instead.

The problem is that you're assuming that the public is "told to like it." They're not. Our brain responds well to patterns, including in music (http://science.time.com/2013/04/15/music/). Everyone knows how a pop song will go, and our brains are outright demanding predictability so it can reward itself with figuring out the pattern. That's why this stuff is popular: the public is demanding it from the executives, not vice versa.

Be careful about universalising Western music. Guess where Western tonality isn't the norm? Most of the world.
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Post by: chitoryu12 on August 12, 2013, 07:45:32 pm
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I have no issue with that. I get they need money. I just know that there a million skilled, awesome bands that would make just as much money for the executives if they told told the public to like that instead.

The problem is that you're assuming that the public is "told to like it." They're not. Our brain responds well to patterns, including in music (http://science.time.com/2013/04/15/music/). Everyone knows how a pop song will go, and our brains are outright demanding predictability so it can reward itself with figuring out the pattern. That's why this stuff is popular: the public is demanding it from the executives, not vice versa.

Be careful about universalising Western music. Guess where Western tonality isn't the norm? Most of the world.

Read the article I posted, and you'll see that they covered that exact same thing. Pop music is different in different countries, but pop is still pop: they all follow similar patterns that are popular in that culture.
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Post by: Lt. Fred on August 12, 2013, 08:07:07 pm
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I have no issue with that. I get they need money. I just know that there a million skilled, awesome bands that would make just as much money for the executives if they told told the public to like that instead.

The problem is that you're assuming that the public is "told to like it." They're not. Our brain responds well to patterns, including in music (http://science.time.com/2013/04/15/music/). Everyone knows how a pop song will go, and our brains are outright demanding predictability so it can reward itself with figuring out the pattern. That's why this stuff is popular: the public is demanding it from the executives, not vice versa.

Be careful about universalising Western music. Guess where Western tonality isn't the norm? Most of the world.

Read the article I posted, and you'll see that they covered that exact same thing. Pop music is different in different countries, but pop is still pop: they all follow similar patterns that are popular in that culture.

Pop is a little over fifty. It simply is not universal. It just isn't. Our modern preference for very simple music is not hardwired into our brains.
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Post by: chitoryu12 on August 12, 2013, 09:41:53 pm
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Pop is a little over fifty. It simply is not universal. It just isn't. Our modern preference for very simple music is not hardwired into our brains.

No, the music that Western audiences perceive as "pop" is a little over 50. The article I linked specifically mentions how someone raised on Western music won't be able to predict patterns in Indian raga. However, the article's main point is how music's evolutionary purpose is likely linked to predicting patterns. Our brains respond well to being able to identify patterns. Different cultures have different ideas of common music, but what's consistent is that our brains are wired to respond positively to something predictable. It just so happens that modern pop music is what we're raised on, and thus what we can most easily predict.
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 14, 2013, 01:05:57 am
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I have no issue with that. I get they need money. I just know that there a million skilled, awesome bands that would make just as much money for the executives if they told told the public to like that instead.

The problem is that you're assuming that the public is "told to like it." They're not. Our brain responds well to patterns, including in music (http://science.time.com/2013/04/15/music/). Everyone knows how a pop song will go, and our brains are outright demanding predictability so it can reward itself with figuring out the pattern. That's why this stuff is popular: the public is demanding it from the executives, not vice versa.

Be careful about universalising Western music. Guess where Western tonality isn't the norm? Most of the world.
Fred, you're actually kinda wrong. There was a song about this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yydlX7c8HbY). America's culture displaces everyone else's. As the song says, "we're all living in America".

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Pop is a little over fifty. It simply is not universal. It just isn't. Our modern preference for very simple music is not hardwired into our brains.

No, the music that Western audiences perceive as "pop" is a little over 50. The article I linked specifically mentions how someone raised on Western music won't be able to predict patterns in Indian raga. However, the article's main point is how music's evolutionary purpose is likely linked to predicting patterns. Our brains respond well to being able to identify patterns. Different cultures have different ideas of common music, but what's consistent is that our brains are wired to respond positively to something predictable. It just so happens that modern pop music is what we're raised on, and thus what we can most easily predict.
Modern pop music is what some of us were raised on. I went to bed in elementary school with Powerman 5000, Disturbed and Kiss.
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Post by: Shane for Wax on August 14, 2013, 10:00:06 am
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I have no issue with that. I get they need money. I just know that there a million skilled, awesome bands that would make just as much money for the executives if they told told the public to like that instead.

The problem is that you're assuming that the public is "told to like it." They're not. Our brain responds well to patterns, including in music (http://science.time.com/2013/04/15/music/). Everyone knows how a pop song will go, and our brains are outright demanding predictability so it can reward itself with figuring out the pattern. That's why this stuff is popular: the public is demanding it from the executives, not vice versa.

Be careful about universalising Western music. Guess where Western tonality isn't the norm? Most of the world.

My trips to England, Germany, and Belgium would prove you a little wrong there... It's just in a different language in some countries. There are even dance clubs and such who are very into American-made music.

Germany may be stuck two decades previous than this one when it comes to American music but it's there.
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Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 14, 2013, 10:25:34 am
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I have no issue with that. I get they need money. I just know that there a million skilled, awesome bands that would make just as much money for the executives if they told told the public to like that instead.

The problem is that you're assuming that the public is "told to like it." They're not. Our brain responds well to patterns, including in music (http://science.time.com/2013/04/15/music/). Everyone knows how a pop song will go, and our brains are outright demanding predictability so it can reward itself with figuring out the pattern. That's why this stuff is popular: the public is demanding it from the executives, not vice versa.

Be careful about universalising Western music. Guess where Western tonality isn't the norm? Most of the world.

My trips to England, Germany, and Belgium would prove you a little wrong there... It's just in a different language in some countries. There are even dance clubs and such who are very into American-made music.

Germany may be stuck two decades previous than this one when it comes to American music but it's there.

I thought England, Germany and Belgium were classed as being Western.
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Post by: Shane for Wax on August 14, 2013, 04:04:33 pm
It depends on who you talk to. A lot of people I talk to don't consider Europe western world as the US is.

There's also the black market of American stuff in the Middle East and Russia. So there's that.

And apparently Japan has a hard-on for American stuff same as a lot of Americans have a hard-on for Japanese stuff.

The world isn't as different as you want it to be, or think it to be.
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Post by: chitoryu12 on August 14, 2013, 08:22:19 pm
European pop culture is actually a few years behind American. When we did Game On!, it was made specifically for European cultural sensibilities. What this means is that if an American watches it, it seems hopelessly out of date. As in "Hannah Montana is relevant" out of date.
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 15, 2013, 12:47:01 am
That said, European nations gave us Sabaton, Lordi, Rammstein and Avatar (Swedish metal band). So, yeah.
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Post by: Askold on August 15, 2013, 01:24:40 am
European pop culture is actually a few years behind American. When we did Game On!, it was made specifically for European cultural sensibilities. What this means is that if an American watches it, it seems hopelessly out of date. As in "Hannah Montana is relevant" out of date.

I don't think that pop culture is something that advances linearly. Like you could look at some song and say that this is 50 years behind another song. Pop culture changes as time goes on, that is true and the differences between Europe and North America are caused by the differences in the countries and their cultures and the local musicians do affect each other which causes variations in their circles as styles become popular or other influences are taken from others.

But saying that Europe is behind America sounds like we are using steam engines while you guys have nuclear power. Which is frankly insulting because I don't think that wether the kids listen to Scooter or Hannah Montana makes either group more or less advanced.

(And for the record, maybe Miss Montana hadn't gained pupolarity in Europe as quickly as she had in USA? Maybe some artists gain popularity in other countries later and if they seem "old news" in their homeland that is irrevelant since the music might be "new" to the people in other countries.)
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Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 15, 2013, 05:47:21 am
European pop culture is actually a few years behind American. When we did Game On!, it was made specifically for European cultural sensibilities. What this means is that if an American watches it, it seems hopelessly out of date. As in "Hannah Montana is relevant" out of date.

I don't think that pop culture is something that advances linearly. Like you could look at some song and say that this is 50 years behind another song. Pop culture changes as time goes on, that is true and the differences between Europe and North America are caused by the differences in the countries and their cultures and the local musicians do affect each other which causes variations in their circles as styles become popular or other influences are taken from others.

But saying that Europe is behind America sounds like we are using steam engines while you guys have nuclear power. Which is frankly insulting because I don't think that wether the kids listen to Scooter or Hannah Montana makes either group more or less advanced.

(And for the record, maybe Miss Montana hadn't gained pupolarity in Europe as quickly as she had in USA? Maybe some artists gain popularity in other countries later and if they seem "old news" in their homeland that is irrevelant since the music might be "new" to the people in other countries.)

I agree, also you have to consider that stuff from America isn't even released in Europe at the same time it is there.
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Post by: chitoryu12 on August 15, 2013, 12:07:56 pm
European pop culture is actually a few years behind American. When we did Game On!, it was made specifically for European cultural sensibilities. What this means is that if an American watches it, it seems hopelessly out of date. As in "Hannah Montana is relevant" out of date.

I don't think that pop culture is something that advances linearly. Like you could look at some song and say that this is 50 years behind another song. Pop culture changes as time goes on, that is true and the differences between Europe and North America are caused by the differences in the countries and their cultures and the local musicians do affect each other which causes variations in their circles as styles become popular or other influences are taken from others.

But saying that Europe is behind America sounds like we are using steam engines while you guys have nuclear power. Which is frankly insulting because I don't think that wether the kids listen to Scooter or Hannah Montana makes either group more or less advanced.

(And for the record, maybe Miss Montana hadn't gained pupolarity in Europe as quickly as she had in USA? Maybe some artists gain popularity in other countries later and if they seem "old news" in their homeland that is irrevelant since the music might be "new" to the people in other countries.)

I agree, also you have to consider that stuff from America isn't even released in Europe at the same time it is there.

That's exactly why Europe is a few years behind America. It has nothing to do with "steam engine vs. nuclear power" and everything to do with "This pop star faded away in 2011 but is still popular in Europe today."
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Post by: Witchyjoshy on August 15, 2013, 01:58:33 pm
I'm spontaneously wondering how Eiffel 65 is doing today.
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Post by: chitoryu12 on August 15, 2013, 02:08:54 pm
I'm spontaneously wondering how Eiffel 65 is doing today.

According to what I can find, still operating after officially reuniting in 2010. They're still touring (like a "mini-tour" in Australia) and are making slow progress on another album.
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Post by: Witchyjoshy on August 15, 2013, 05:30:56 pm
I'm spontaneously wondering how Eiffel 65 is doing today.

According to what I can find, still operating after officially reuniting in 2010. They're still touring (like a "mini-tour" in Australia) and are making slow progress on another album.

I'm oddly looking forward to it.

I still have "Europop" somewhere.
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Post by: Shane for Wax on August 15, 2013, 06:01:48 pm
I loved listening to the pop stations in Germany/Belgium. It was fascinating.
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Post by: chitoryu12 on August 15, 2013, 06:18:18 pm
When I played Euro Truck Simulator 2, my trucker was based out of Germany. And it's game that lets you listen to any web radio it can access, especially ones based in the European countries. So, of course, I had him listen to Antenne Niedersachsen (http://www.antenne.com/musik-stars/webradio/).

It can be a bit surreal listening to it. You can go from P!nk to HIM to Gavin DeGraw within literally seconds.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on August 16, 2013, 01:14:42 am
When I played Euro Truck Simulator 2, my trucker was based out of Germany. And it's game that lets you listen to any web radio it can access, especially ones based in the European countries. So, of course, I had him listen to Antenne Niedersachsen (http://www.antenne.com/musik-stars/webradio/).

It can be a bit surreal listening to it. You can go from P!nk to HIM to Gavin DeGraw within literally seconds.
Apparently Diesel.og is an extremely popular trucking song over in Germany.
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Post by: Lt. Fred on August 16, 2013, 08:11:02 am
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Be careful about universalising Western music. Guess where Western tonality isn't the norm? Most of the world.

My trips to England, Germany, and Belgium would prove you a little wrong there... It's just in a different language in some countries. There are even dance clubs and such who are very into American-made music. 

England and Germany are basically ground zero for western tonality (Belgium isn't so consequential). Along with Italy, Germany is probably the single most substantial home for Western music. Try some traditional Chinese music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Y4ncLy9LA

How about Indian? This stuff is extremely Westernised Indian music, by the way. Fifty years ago, it would have been much less nice on the ear

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4z_XROlsJE

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I have no issue with that. I get they need money. I just know that there a million skilled, awesome bands that would make just as much money for the executives if they told told the public to like that instead.

The problem is that you're assuming that the public is "told to like it." They're not. Our brain responds well to patterns, including in music (http://science.time.com/2013/04/15/music/). Everyone knows how a pop song will go, and our brains are outright demanding predictability so it can reward itself with figuring out the pattern. That's why this stuff is popular: the public is demanding it from the executives, not vice versa.

Be careful about universalising Western music. Guess where Western tonality isn't the norm? Most of the world.
Fred, you're actually kinda wrong. There was a song about this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yydlX7c8HbY). America's culture displaces everyone else's. As the song says, "we're all living in America".

Well, yes. To a certain degree the US is systematically destroying most of the world's culture accidentally. That does not prove that simple western tonality is hardwired into our brains.

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Pop is a little over fifty. It simply is not universal. It just isn't. Our modern preference for very simple music is not hardwired into our brains.

No, the music that Western audiences perceive as "pop" is a little over 50. The article I linked specifically mentions how someone raised on Western music won't be able to predict patterns in Indian raga. However, the article's main point is how music's evolutionary purpose is likely linked to predicting patterns. Our brains respond well to being able to identify patterns. Different cultures have different ideas of common music, but what's consistent is that our brains are wired to respond positively to something predictable. It just so happens that modern pop music is what we're raised on, and thus what we can most easily predict.

Okay, sure. What relevance does that have to your argument that we cannot have a middle-brow culture, because low-brow shit is just hardwired in? Classical music has patterns as well- more complicated patterns, but they're no less recognisable.

Ever hear of New Hollywood?

It was big around the 1970s, though it started in the 60s. It's the movement that gave us people like Francis Ford Coppola, Roman Polanski, Stanley Kubrick, and Martin Scorsese. Some of the biggest names in directing, especially when it comes to True Art. The whole point behind this era of Hollywood was abandoning the Golden Age and the studio system, which was based around executives making what earned the studios the most money. Directors held much more creative control than before, actors were coming from all sorts of nationalities and backgrounds (rather than the Golden Age's consistent white bread image), and taboos were being broken down. You got sex, violence, and True Art.

For a while, it was good. The Godfather and Apocalypse Now are two big names to come out of this time period. Same with stuff like Taxi Driver and Easy Rider. Everyone's seen films from the New Hollywood period. The major studios failed at the time (as they were trying to copy the success of The Sound of Music with big budget musicals that never profited), so they handed a ton of creative control to these directors.

The problem is that handing over total creative control to the artists isn't the way to go. And that was proven when the New Hollywood directors started making flops. They had gotten so much power that they were essentially protected from anyone who could reign in their egos or tell them that they were making mistakes or overstepping their boundaries. Heaven's Gate is the most infamous, being a gigantic, big budget Western with a ridiculously troubled production that flopped at the box office and lost everyone a lot of money, but it was a similar story across the board. Francis Ford Coppola has remained under the radar for ages despite being literally one of the most famous directors period. Michael Cimino made The Deer Hunter, but the aforementioned Western means that he's directed only 5 things since then, and only one was in the 2000s.

Giving total creative control to the creators seems like a good idea to someone who hasn't actually tried to work with them. Artists in all venues are flawed. Quite a few of them don't understand business as well as they do their art, which can turn a brilliant project into a travesty when they realize that they can't budget properly, or their magnum opus has essentially no appeal to anyone outside of a very specific demographic. Full artist control works on a small scale, like cheap indie films and small local art galleries. But as soon as you hit the big leagues, those nasty executives can actually tell you how to make enough money for your next work without alienating a lot of people. At the very least, you need people who are grounded enough to identify your mistakes and have the balls to tell you that you're fucking up.

tl;dr We tried your idea already, Fred. It worked for less than 20 years before it imploded.

I think that's a reasonable case. I've worked with very dumb people before (as a singer). I know as well as anyone that artists are often idiots. But at least they take what they do seriously on its own damn merits. As I said, my solution to the problem was only very tentative and not at all well fleshed-out.

But let's go back to the problem again:

Quality is not the determining factor.  Success is.

There is a disincentive to create quality. A disincentive. People don't just fuck up and make shit, they're actually told to do a bad job. Or required to do a bad job. It's been said before: corporations hate risk, they hate change, they hate innovation. So they squash it, so they make the same film a million times, so they hire Justin Bieber instead of someone with an actual talent. People who try to make stuff that is actually worth making face a huge number of hurdles. What? That's backwards!

Now, maybe if we went back to trying to make things of quality, we're going to face problems. People fuck up! You get stupid ideologies infecting the place, and poisonous personalities dominating culture. Yes, that happens. Is it the case that in order to prevent fuck ups we need to abandon even the attempt at creating things worth making? Nope. There has to be some way other than "just give up".
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Post by: Lt. Fred on August 16, 2013, 08:24:57 am
Ever hear of New Hollywood?

It was big around the 1970s, though it started in the 60s. It's the movement that gave us people like Francis Ford Coppola, Roman Polanski, Stanley Kubrick, and Martin Scorsese. Some of the biggest names in directing, especially when it comes to True Art. The whole point behind this era of Hollywood was abandoning the Golden Age and the studio system, which was based around executives making what earned the studios the most money. Directors held much more creative control than before, actors were coming from all sorts of nationalities and backgrounds (rather than the Golden Age's consistent white bread image), and taboos were being broken down. You got sex, violence, and True Art.

For a while, it was good. The Godfather and Apocalypse Now are two big names to come out of this time period. Same with stuff like Taxi Driver and Easy Rider. Everyone's seen films from the New Hollywood period. The major studios failed at the time (as they were trying to copy the success of The Sound of Music with big budget musicals that never profited), so they handed a ton of creative control to these directors.

The problem is that handing over total creative control to the artists isn't the way to go. And that was proven when the New Hollywood directors started making flops. They had gotten so much power that they were essentially protected from anyone who could reign in their egos or tell them that they were making mistakes or overstepping their boundaries. Heaven's Gate is the most infamous, being a gigantic, big budget Western with a ridiculously troubled production that flopped at the box office and lost everyone a lot of money, but it was a similar story across the board. Francis Ford Coppola has remained under the radar for ages despite being literally one of the most famous directors period. Michael Cimino made The Deer Hunter, but the aforementioned Western means that he's directed only 5 things since then, and only one was in the 2000s.

Giving total creative control to the creators seems like a good idea to someone who hasn't actually tried to work with them. Artists in all venues are flawed. Quite a few of them don't understand business as well as they do their art, which can turn a brilliant project into a travesty when they realize that they can't budget properly, or their magnum opus has essentially no appeal to anyone outside of a very specific demographic. Full artist control works on a small scale, like cheap indie films and small local art galleries. But as soon as you hit the big leagues, those nasty executives can actually tell you how to make enough money for your next work without alienating a lot of people. At the very least, you need people who are grounded enough to identify your mistakes and have the balls to tell you that you're fucking up.

tl;dr We tried your idea already, Fred. It worked for less than 20 years before it imploded.

I think that's a reasonable case. I've worked with very dumb people before (as a singer). I know as well as anyone that artists are often idiots. But at least they take what they do seriously on its own damn merits. As I said, my solution to the problem was only very tentative and not at all well fleshed-out.

But let's go back to the problem again:

Quality is not the determining factor.  Success is.

There is a disincentive to create quality. A disincentive. People don't just fuck up and make shit, they're actually told to do a bad job. Or required to do a bad job. It's been said before: corporations hate risk, they hate change, they hate innovation. So they squash it, so they make the same film a million times, so they hire Justin Bieber instead of someone with an actual talent. People who try to make stuff that is actually worth making face a huge number of hurdles. What? That's backwards!

Now, maybe if we went back to trying to make things of quality, we're going to face problems. People fuck up! You get stupid ideologies infecting the place, and poisonous personalities dominating culture. Yes, that happens. Is it the case that in order to prevent fuck ups we need to abandon even the attempt at creating things worth making? Nope. There has to be some way other than "just give up".
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Post by: Art Vandelay on August 16, 2013, 08:44:22 am
There is a disincentive to create quality. A disincentive. People don't just fuck up and make shit, they're actually told to do a bad job. Or required to do a bad job. It's been said before: corporations hate risk, they hate change, they hate innovation. So they squash it, so they make the same film a million times, so they hire Justin Bieber instead of someone with an actual talent. People who try to make stuff that is actually worth making face a huge number of hurdles. What? That's backwards!

Now, maybe if we went back to trying to make things of quality, we're going to face problems. People fuck up! You get stupid ideologies infecting the place, and poisonous personalities dominating culture. Yes, that happens. Is it the case that in order to prevent fuck ups we need to abandon even the attempt at creating things worth making? Nope. There has to be some way other than "just give up".
Two things.

Firstly, said disincentive is there not because of executives, but because of audiences. Not everyone, least of all teens, appreciates or demands complex and skillful music. They want the likes of Beiber, Simple Plan and One Direction because they're young, kind of stupid and have very simple tastes. Unless you have a way to instantly induce a decade or two's worth of development and refinement of their tastes in music, that's not going to change.

Second, Beiber and Co aren't the beginning and end of all music in the world. Quality music does exist. If you look elsewhere from record labels who're specifically targeting teens with tightly controlled content, you may just have an easier time finding it.

In all honestly, this is like complaining that McDonalds doesn't sell fine Italian cuisine, all while ignoring the Italian restaurant down the street.
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Post by: Barbarella on August 16, 2013, 10:22:44 am
There is a disincentive to create quality. A disincentive. People don't just fuck up and make shit, they're actually told to do a bad job. Or required to do a bad job. It's been said before: corporations hate risk, they hate change, they hate innovation. So they squash it, so they make the same film a million times, so they hire Justin Bieber instead of someone with an actual talent. People who try to make stuff that is actually worth making face a huge number of hurdles. What? That's backwards!

Now, maybe if we went back to trying to make things of quality, we're going to face problems. People fuck up! You get stupid ideologies infecting the place, and poisonous personalities dominating culture. Yes, that happens. Is it the case that in order to prevent fuck ups we need to abandon even the attempt at creating things worth making? Nope. There has to be some way other than "just give up".
Two things.

Firstly, said disincentive is there not because of executives, but because of audiences. Not everyone, least of all teens, appreciates or demands complex and skillful music. They want the likes of Beiber, Simple Plan and One Direction because they're young, kind of stupid and have very simple tastes. Unless you have a way to instantly induce a decade or two's worth of development and refinement of their tastes in music, that's not going to change.

Second, Beiber and Co aren't the beginning and end of all music in the world. Quality music does exist. If you look elsewhere from record labels who're specifically targeting teens with tightly controlled content, you may just have an easier time finding it.

In all honestly, this is like complaining that McDonalds doesn't sell fine Italian cuisine, all while ignoring the Italian restaurant down the street.

For once, Art, I'm with you.

Y'know. Sometimes even I enjoy a bit of cheese & pablum in my entertainment. It's fun & gets your mind off things. There's many outlets for music, shows, movies, etc. these days, why is this an issue? Don't like reality shows? Don't watch them! Choice, my friends.

Besides, some of this corporate pop gunk started off as something "genuine" (same holds true for restaurant chains, stores, etc.). Bieber was once a regular kid on YouTube. KFC was once a simple Mom & Pop eatery/gas station in Kentucky with a really good fried chicken. Walmart was once a nice little general store.

The difference is HOW it's done.

I'm not a "CEO"-worshiper by any means & I agree with the "Corporate is a big cheesefest" sentiment but even then, I'm not some elitist "hipster" who rails against something perfectly decent because it's now become popular & mainstream.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on August 16, 2013, 10:34:00 am
Y'know. Sometimes even I enjoy a bit of cheese & pablum in my entertainment. It's fun & gets your mind off things. There's many outlets for music, shows, movies, etc. these days, why is this an issue? Don't like reality shows? Don't watch them! Choice, my friends.
That is certainly true as well. I do enjoy high art and intelligent entertainment that makes me think, but sometimes I just feel like switching my brain off and just getting some cheap laughs. I believe it's called abnegation, and it's hardly a unique phenomenon by any stretch of the imagination.
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Post by: Jack Mann on August 16, 2013, 11:47:02 am
I'm spontaneously wondering how Eiffel 65 is doing today.

According to what I can find, still operating after officially reuniting in 2010. They're still touring (like a "mini-tour" in Australia) and are making slow progress on another album.

I figured they'd be feeling blue.  Da ba dee, etc.
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Post by: Witchyjoshy on August 16, 2013, 01:02:19 pm
D'aww, you cheated by using etc
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Post by: chitoryu12 on August 16, 2013, 02:13:49 pm
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Okay, sure. What relevance does that have to your argument that we cannot have a middle-brow culture, because low-brow shit is just hardwired in? Classical music has patterns as well- more complicated patterns, but they're no less recognisable.

Why is it that every time I try to debate you, Fred, I start to think that you're intentionally ignoring stuff that other people say so you don't need to acknowledge it?

What we in the Western world know as "pop music" gradually evolved from pre-existing music types until it became commonplace. The style of pop has changed over time, but certain aspects remain the same, namely that it tends to match the general public's preferred music today (pop from the 1950s and 1980s are quite different, but they quite clearly match the preferences of that decade). Because it's commonplace, our brains grow up learning its patterns. Someone who has the same reaction to classical music as the majority do to pop music would be someone who had grown up listening to classical music.

Also, it's nice to talk about classical music and all. But even when it was being made, the average person didn't listen to a lick of it. What we view today as "classical" was contemporary only for the upper classes, while most of the music that the general populace would listen to was a collection of simple folk songs and drinking songs that just about any self-taught idiot could perform. Advances in technology and education as time has gone forward have made it possible for more people today to learn music and advance themselves farther through self-teaching than their ancestors 300 years ago would have, as well as made more decent instruments and computer programs available for them to play it at more easily accessible prices.
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Post by: Witchyjoshy on August 16, 2013, 02:40:16 pm
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Okay, sure. What relevance does that have to your argument that we cannot have a middle-brow culture, because low-brow shit is just hardwired in? Classical music has patterns as well- more complicated patterns, but they're no less recognisable.

Why is it that every time I try to debate you, Fred, I start to think that you're intentionally ignoring stuff that other people say so you don't need to acknowledge it?

You've noticed too, eh?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on August 16, 2013, 06:16:41 pm
Quality is not the determining factor.  Success is.

There is a disincentive to create quality. A disincentive. People don't just fuck up and make shit, they're actually told to do a bad job. Or required to do a bad job. It's been said before: corporations hate risk, they hate change, they hate innovation. So they squash it, so they make the same film a million times, so they hire Justin Bieber instead of someone with an actual talent. People who try to make stuff that is actually worth making face a huge number of hurdles. What? That's backwards!

It would perhaps be more accurate to say that there is an imperfect incentive. By any reasonable measure*, quality and success are positively correlated, if perhaps weakly so.



*I'd argue that a reasonable measure of quality must at the very least have the property of being correlated with what humans like and dislike (because what else is there to base yourself on?). Given that people are more likely to consume things they like, and less likely to consume things they dislike, the obvious economic incentive is there. Other factors like cost and weak appeal to large numbers vs large appeal to small numbers complicate matters, which is why the correlation is not necessarily a strong one, and I just realised this footnote is much longer than the non-footnote part of the post, for which I apologise.
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Post by: Lt. Fred on August 17, 2013, 04:18:31 am
There is a disincentive to create quality. A disincentive. People don't just fuck up and make shit, they're actually told to do a bad job. Or required to do a bad job. It's been said before: corporations hate risk, they hate change, they hate innovation. So they squash it, so they make the same film a million times, so they hire Justin Bieber instead of someone with an actual talent. People who try to make stuff that is actually worth making face a huge number of hurdles. What? That's backwards!

Now, maybe if we went back to trying to make things of quality, we're going to face problems. People fuck up! You get stupid ideologies infecting the place, and poisonous personalities dominating culture. Yes, that happens. Is it the case that in order to prevent fuck ups we need to abandon even the attempt at creating things worth making? Nope. There has to be some way other than "just give up".
Two things.

Firstly, said disincentive is there not because of executives, but because of audiences.

I don't think think this is true. It's certainly not true of films. Is it true of music? I doubt even that is the case. Would an actually talented teenager singer Bieber's age sell as well as he (assuming a similar level of PR support)? Probably better. Look at Adele. She is one of the highest selling singers on Earth, because she is actually talented.

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Second, Beiber and Co aren't the beginning and end of all music in the world. Quality music does exist. If you look elsewhere from record labels who're specifically targeting teens with tightly controlled content, you may just have an easier time finding it.

Here's my point, which you don't seem to have grasped:

There is low-brow shit. Okay, fine. That exists. I don't think there needs to be as much, but it does. Low brow emphasises style over substance. But modern low-brow stuff doesn't even do that! You could fire Bieber tomorrow, hire some new 18 year old kid who actually is capable of singing, and knock out the same teeny-bopper tunes a million times a week, without any reduction in sales. Instead of using auto-tune, you could hire someone who is capable of singing. Why don't they? Corporate structure.

I'm not, at this point lamenting the lack of actual substance, just the awfulness of substanceless crap today. Again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3M-_HJqgAs

This is new.

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Okay, sure. What relevance does that have to your argument that we cannot have a middle-brow culture, because low-brow shit is just hardwired in? Classical music has patterns as well- more complicated patterns, but they're no less recognisable.

What we in the Western world know as "pop music" gradually evolved from pre-existing music types until it became commonplace.

Not really (though, of course, jazz, gospel, ect). Pop music is a different thing. This is a point made far more eloquently and at much greater length that I ever could by Adorno, who was right at least when he said that pop is something different to folk or art music. It's industrial.

http://www.icce.rug.nl/~soundscapes/DATABASES/SWA/On_popular_music_1.shtml.

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Also, it's nice to talk about classical music and all. But even when it was being made, the average person didn't listen to a lick of it.

Nope. Early 20th century classical music was mass-marketed, to a certain degree. Late 19th century opera was mass-marketed. Maybe not as much in the US- and I stress as much, because it still was mass-marketed - but Albanoni, Sibelius, Shostakovich, Gershwin, Britten, Elgar et al were all very firmly middle-brow. Even Bruckner was listened to by actual people. Opera was often televised, and watched.

Now, I think it is the case that the reason middle-brow music has died is partly because musicians committed suicide- very much due to Arnold Schoenberg. I think there are other reasons, also. This can be fixed, and it should be.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on August 17, 2013, 04:36:05 am
There is low-brow shit. Okay, fine. That exists. I don't think there needs to be as much, but it does. Low brow emphasises style over substance. But modern low-brow stuff doesn't even do that! You could fire Bieber tomorrow, hire some new 18 year old kid who actually is capable of singing, and knock out the same teeny-bopper tunes a million times a week, without any reduction in sales. Instead of using auto-tune, you could hire someone who is capable of singing. Why don't they? Corporate structure.
Well, not quite. Replacing Beiber would mean re-building the fanbase around the new guy. Not too difficult, but it would mean the first album at least wouldn't sell half as well as whatever follows it. As for why they don't care about talent, at least as a singer, well, they don't need to. The songs are pre-written and autotune is used quite liberally, so talent really doesn't effect the final product. Audiences (at least the dumber pre-teens and teens) will eat it up regardless, so what is there to be gained by seeking out singing talent? Their target demographic simply doesn't care, so all it would do is make finding their new singer(s) slightly harder.
I'm not, at this point lamenting the lack of actual substance, just the awfulness of substanceless crap today.
Oh Fred. Substanceless crap was always awful. The whole "back in the good old days..." line of thinking is total bullshit. Just because the dreck fades into obscurity over time doesn't mean it never existed.
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Post by: chitoryu12 on August 17, 2013, 12:14:23 pm
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Nope. Early 20th century classical music was mass-marketed, to a certain degree. Late 19th century opera was mass-marketed. Maybe not as much in the US- and I stress as much, because it still was mass-marketed - but Albanoni, Sibelius, Shostakovich, Gershwin, Britten, Elgar et al were all very firmly middle-brow. Even Bruckner was listened to by actual people. Opera was often televised, and watched.

Now, I think it is the case that the reason middle-brow music has died is partly because musicians committed suicide- very much due to Arnold Schoenberg. I think there are other reasons, also. This can be fixed, and it should be.

I actually forgot or accidentally deleted part of my post on that bit, but I was meaning for that part of my post to be about the "heyday" of classical music, like the 18th and 19th centuries. The early 20th century is the first time that more "mass market" music began to appear.
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 17, 2013, 11:27:19 pm
I'm not, at this point lamenting the lack of actual substance, just the awfulness of substanceless crap today.
Oh Fred. Substanceless crap was always awful. The whole "back in the good old days..." line of thinking is total bullshit. Just because the dreck fades into obscurity over time doesn't mean it never existed.
Awful crap existed, but not like now. Even the worst of the past is better than the worst of now, because the worst of the past was people trying. The worst of now is people not trying, cheating and succeeding.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on August 17, 2013, 11:33:30 pm
Awful crap existed, but not like now. Even the worst of the past is better than the worst of now, because the worst of the past was people trying. The worst of now is people not trying, cheating and succeeding.
I'd take the opposite view, personally. At least autotune can somewhat compensate for a shitty performer. Back then, there was no such thing, you were hit with the full force of their shittiness.
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 17, 2013, 11:36:58 pm
Awful crap existed, but not like now. Even the worst of the past is better than the worst of now, because the worst of the past was people trying. The worst of now is people not trying, cheating and succeeding.
I'd take the opposite view, personally. At least autotune can somewhat compensate for a shitty performer. Back then, there was no such thing, you were hit with the full force of their shittiness.
But that's the problem. You don't sink or swim on your talent. They can hide behind machines. Nobody would say a remote drone pilot is more badass than a WW2 bomber pilot. They have removed the threat to themselves, which makes their success less impressive and all around not as good. Now, without talent you can do better than someone with talent. Before, people heard the real you.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on August 17, 2013, 11:39:43 pm
Awful crap existed, but not like now. Even the worst of the past is better than the worst of now, because the worst of the past was people trying. The worst of now is people not trying, cheating and succeeding.
I'd take the opposite view, personally. At least autotune can somewhat compensate for a shitty performer. Back then, there was no such thing, you were hit with the full force of their shittiness.
But that's the problem. You don't sink or swim on your talent. They can hide behind machines. Nobody would say a remote drone pilot is more badass than a WW2 bomber pilot. They have removed the threat to themselves, which makes their success less impressive and all around not as good. Now, without talent you can do better than someone with talent. Before, people heard the real you.
...That's not a new thing by any stretch of the imagination. Any talentless hack could be popular with the right crowd, as long as they have a big record label and its marketing power behind them. It's always been like that since producers first became a thing.
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 17, 2013, 11:47:25 pm
Awful crap existed, but not like now. Even the worst of the past is better than the worst of now, because the worst of the past was people trying. The worst of now is people not trying, cheating and succeeding.
I'd take the opposite view, personally. At least autotune can somewhat compensate for a shitty performer. Back then, there was no such thing, you were hit with the full force of their shittiness.
But that's the problem. You don't sink or swim on your talent. They can hide behind machines. Nobody would say a remote drone pilot is more badass than a WW2 bomber pilot. They have removed the threat to themselves, which makes their success less impressive and all around not as good. Now, without talent you can do better than someone with talent. Before, people heard the real you.
...That's not a new thing by any stretch of the imagination. Any talentless hack could be popular with the right crowd, as long as they have a big record label and its marketing power behind them. It's always been like that since producers first became a thing.
I completely agree. I'd still give them a high five for being popular without faking it. To us, they might sound like shit, but another crowd thinks they sound good, and that was hearing their real singing. Think of it like this: what's more impressive, someone running at 15 MPH naturally or someone running at 30 MPH with shoes that double their running speed? Sure, one did better than the other, but they had much more help. They'd be on the same level as the other guy if they were doing things the same way as the other guy.
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Post by: Witchyjoshy on August 17, 2013, 11:55:35 pm
So are you against singers using microphones at live concerts because they're not using their actual voice to project, they're using technology to artificially amplify their voice?

Or are you using an arbitrary definition of "genuine voice"?
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 18, 2013, 12:25:32 am
So are you against singers using microphones at live concerts because they're not using their actual voice to project, they're using technology to artificially amplify their voice?

Or are you using an arbitrary definition of "genuine voice"?
I highly disagree with arbitrary. Microphones amplify only. I have no idea how people who enjoy music can argue that those who are using autotune deserve any sort of respect or praise. Any singer who actually sings with their real voice on their albums would likely facepalm so hard their head would end up reenacting the Kennedy assassination.
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Post by: Witchyjoshy on August 18, 2013, 01:20:16 am
"Microphones amplify only" and autotune "modifies tone only"

It is still modifying a singer's voice to account for lack of skill in projecting his or her voice.

If a singer tried to sing with their real volume, yada yada.  Just saying that microphones still modify the voice.  Not defending the use of autotune used as an aide for singing, but mostly saying that the same logic you're using can be applied to things like microphones and amplifiers and such as that.  Artists naturally use the technology available to improve the quality of their music.  And other than arbitrary qualifications of "authenticity", I fail to see any real arguments against that notion.

Out of curiosity, do you think digital pictures are less authentic than pictures made with oils?
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Post by: chitoryu12 on August 18, 2013, 01:29:21 am
I have to say, with a lot of live music it's almost impossible for the singer to project above the background music. Especially when it comes to rock and metal, the music is simply so loud that almost nobody would even be vaguely audible, let alone understandable. And as soon as you get into large arenas, forget it. There are some outdoor shows where even if it was completely silent, you'd be lucky to project all the way to the back row.
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 18, 2013, 01:33:29 am
"Microphones amplify only" and autotune "modifies tone only"

It is still modifying a singer's voice to account for lack of skill in projecting his or her voice.

If a singer tried to sing with their real volume, yada yada.  Just saying that microphones still modify the voice.  Not defending the use of autotune used as an aide for singing, but mostly saying that the same logic you're using can be applied to things like microphones and amplifiers and such as that.  Artists naturally use the technology available to improve the quality of their music.  And other than arbitrary qualifications of "authenticity", I fail to see any real arguments against that notion.

Out of curiosity, do you think digital pictures are less authentic than pictures made with oils?
As Chitoryu said, microphones are essensial for most venues. Unless you have superpowers, you are not going to be heard that far. Also, no. But if someone takes a shitty picture and touches it up in photoshop, that is less authentic than a picture as good or better naturally.
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Post by: Witchyjoshy on August 18, 2013, 02:31:37 am
I have to say, with a lot of live music it's almost impossible for the singer to project above the background music. Especially when it comes to rock and metal, the music is simply so loud that almost nobody would even be vaguely audible, let alone understandable. And as soon as you get into large arenas, forget it. There are some outdoor shows where even if it was completely silent, you'd be lucky to project all the way to the back row.

Indeed, microphones are necessary and helpful, even if they are artificially helping.  That's more or less my point.

I just find arguments like "artificial" or "not authentic" to be pretentious nonsense.
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Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on August 18, 2013, 02:43:06 am
The major difference is in the way they're used. Microphones amplify a voice so everyone can hear how talented a person is, while misuse of autotune is done solely to make up for a lack of talent. Not being able to project one's voice to levels beyond all human capability isn't really the same thing as being a shitty singer, yet still becoming popular because you're good looking and have the power of a rich studio & autotune behind you.
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Post by: Lt. Fred on August 18, 2013, 02:48:01 am
"Microphones amplify only" and autotune "modifies tone only"

It is still modifying a singer's voice to account for lack of skill in projecting his or her voice.

If a singer tried to sing with their real volume, yada yada.  Just saying that microphones still modify the voice.  Not defending the use of autotune used as an aide for singing, but mostly saying that the same logic you're using can be applied to things like microphones and amplifiers and such as that.  Artists naturally use the technology available to improve the quality of their music.  And other than arbitrary qualifications of "authenticity", I fail to see any real arguments against that notion.

Out of curiosity, do you think digital pictures are less authentic than pictures made with oils?

The problem with autotune is that autotune makes you out of tune.

The autotuned voice is in equal temperament, that is to say, out of tune. A natural voice can be in tune (using just intonation). This makes autotuned singers sound dreadful, by definition.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equal_temperament

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_intonation


Let me put it like this: an autotuned good singer sounds 80% as good as a non-autotuned good singer. Take Glee. Some of those guys are bloody good singers, whatever else you think about the show. Their music sounds terrible, because it is out of tune, because it is auto-tuned. If they had not run auto-tune over their music (also, group waveform normalisation, also) they would have sounded (say) 25% better. I don't think that's controversial.

But if you can't sing- say, Bieber- and you sing out of tune all the time, then autotune can make it sound like you actually can. You go from (say) 40% to (say) 80%.

This has two problems: firstly, people who cannot sing in tune should not be employed as singers. This is an easily quantifiable metric for deciding whether a person can sing or not, and you've just blown it up. A person who cannot sing in tune is probably not very good in other ways that are more difficult to quantify.

The other problem is that autotuning everything reduces the maximum possible quality.
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 18, 2013, 03:42:41 am
Exactly. Autotune is not just insulting to the effort of skilled singers, but can only be used to an advantage by the unskilled. Also, we are not just talking about stage performance. They only need microphones as a sound receiving device in studio. Microphones do jack unless jacked into something. They do not make you louder by themselves, they use an amp. So your argument should be on amps, anyways. Additionally, microphones plugged into amps take you from your normal volume to louder than humanly possible. They do nothing for you, and with a bad setup, make you sound worse. Autotune, on the other hand, takes low quality singing and raises it. That is to say, it takes someone with no talent and makes them sound like they have talent. To anyone who respects talent, this is bad. Saying it is fine is telling people with talent that they are no better than someone without talent.
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Post by: Witchyjoshy on August 18, 2013, 04:18:37 am
Problem is, you didn't present it in terms of insulting talent or sounding worse, you presented it in terms of "authentic".  What's authentic is a matter of perception, because everyone considers their old-fangled technology to be more authentic than the new thing, and it's just a spiral of hipster pretentiousness from there on.

Also, autotune can be used for things other than correcting tone, it can be used as an instrument in and of itself.  Whether it's good is up to debate, but that's a good thing -- it enters the realm of taste at that point.  A skilled artist could use it well for that purpose.  Just like a skilled artist can use photoshop for things other than touching up bad artwork.

However, I would like to point out one thing about people as a whole.  They don't bother to pay attention to things like the progress of how a song is made.  They only care about the end result.  They don't care if a picture is touched up with photoshop.  They don't care if a musician is touched up with autotune.  They just care that what they listen to sounds good to them.

I don't like it, either, but it's not exactly my place to tell the majority of a population that they should value my opinion over theirs, regardless of how educated my opinion is, right?
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 18, 2013, 07:06:48 am
Problem is, you didn't present it in terms of insulting talent or sounding worse, you presented it in terms of "authentic".  What's authentic is a matter of perception, because everyone considers their old-fangled technology to be more authentic than the new thing, and it's just a spiral of hipster pretentiousness from there on.

Also, autotune can be used for things other than correcting tone, it can be used as an instrument in and of itself.  Whether it's good is up to debate, but that's a good thing -- it enters the realm of taste at that point.  A skilled artist could use it well for that purpose.  Just like a skilled artist can use photoshop for things other than touching up bad artwork.

However, I would like to point out one thing about people as a whole.  They don't bother to pay attention to things like the progress of how a song is made.  They only care about the end result.  They don't care if a picture is touched up with photoshop.  They don't care if a musician is touched up with autotune.  They just care that what they listen to sounds good to them.

I don't like it, either, but it's not exactly my place to tell the majority of a population that they should value my opinion over theirs, regardless of how educated my opinion is, right?
Wrong. Here's the thing: opinions can be wrong. That's one of the problems with people. "Oh, I can't be wrong, because it's my opinion!" No. Wrong. You. Are. Wrong. If someone said, say, a 3 year old's finger painting and Van Gogh were of the same quality, they would be wrong. If someone said a five star restaurants burger and McDonalds' were of the same quality, they are wrong. If someone says Batman and Robin and The Dark Knight are of the same quality, they are wrong. If someone says Too Human and Batman: Arkham City were of the same quality, they are wrong. If someone says Twilight and Frankenstein are of the same quality, they are wrong. If someone says Justin Bieber and The Beetles or Nine Inch Nails or Adele or Rammstein or anyone else that is not autotuned is of the same quality, they are wrong. People who know more about a subject are more correct than those who know less. You know more than them. It is your place to tell them their tastes suck and explain why, based on effort, skill, the revolting revolving cycle of pop stars, his complete non-personality, no meaning at all outside of making money off them and his ego (autobiographies should be illegal before 30).
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Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on August 18, 2013, 07:31:46 am
Uh, no. It's no one's place to demand that a person stop listening to a certain genre of music, eating certain foods, or watching certain films simply because they don't align with your own view of what makes something good.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on August 18, 2013, 07:32:20 am
Wrong. Here's the thing: opinions can be wrong. That's one of the problems with people. "Oh, I can't be wrong, because it's my opinion!" No. Wrong. You. Are. Wrong. If someone said, say, a 3 year old's finger painting and Van Gogh were of the same quality, they would be wrong. If someone said a five star restaurants burger and McDonalds' were of the same quality, they are wrong. If someone says Batman and Robin and The Dark Knight are of the same quality, they are wrong. If someone says Too Human and Batman: Arkham City were of the same quality, they are wrong. If someone says Twilight and Frankenstein are of the same quality, they are wrong. If someone says Justin Bieber and The Beetles or Nine Inch Nails or Adele or Rammstein or anyone else that is not autotuned is of the same quality, they are wrong. People who know more about a subject are more correct than those who know less. You know more than them. It is your place to tell them their tastes suck and explain why, based on effort, skill, the revolting revolving cycle of pop stars, his complete non-personality, no meaning at all outside of making money off them and his ego (autobiographies should be illegal before 30).
Not quite. Objective opinions can be wrong. Stuff like "Obama's not an American" or "occupying the entire Middle East is a good idea" are both wrong, because they make objective claims that can be definitively proven to be false. Subjective opinions, not so much. If someone says they like a Big Mac better than a five star burger, well, there's no objective claim in there to prove wrong, it's all just personal tastes. This applies to musical tastes just as much as culinary tastes. You want to compare the quality (which ultimately boils down to how enjoyable it is to the listener) of Beiber to anyone else, it's simply a matter of personal tastes. The details of how his music was created or the motivations behind it are irrelevant. Simply, if someone gets greater enjoyment listening to Beiber than they would any of your favourite musicians, then from their perspective, Beiber's music is better. End of story. Whine about it all you want, but the only opinion you'll end up changing is "Posthumanheresy is not an pretentious, annoying, elitist hipster" or "Posthumanheresy doesn't sorely need to get a life".
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Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on August 18, 2013, 08:02:46 am
Stuff like "Obama's not an American" or "occupying the entire Middle East is a good idea" are both wrong

I really miss the "fuck yeah" button right now.
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 18, 2013, 08:05:08 am
Uh, no. It's no one's place to demand that a person stop listening to a certain genre of music, eating certain foods, or watching certain films simply because they don't align with your own view of what makes something good.
Not demand they stop, but acknowledge that they might find enjoyment in them, but they're still turn-off-your-brain stuff.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on August 18, 2013, 08:10:11 am
Stuff like "Obama's not an American" or "occupying the entire Middle East is a good idea" are both wrong
I really miss the "fuck yeah" button right now.
I aim to please.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Sleepy on August 18, 2013, 09:13:31 am
You can't force people to enjoy a particular type of music (or food, or game, etc.) because it's all about personal taste. You may think Manson sounds great, but others may dislike his music because it doesn't suit their tastes. I don't really listen to his stuff. Why? Because it's not pleasing to my ears. Am I wrong for that? What about people who don't listen to The Beatles (which I don't, minus a couple songs) but do enjoy folks like Lady Gaga and Rihanna? If someone likes a particular type of music more, then how are they supposed to admit that it's low quality when quality is measured by their enjoyment?
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 18, 2013, 09:25:56 am
Wrong. Here's the thing: opinions can be wrong. That's one of the problems with people. "Oh, I can't be wrong, because it's my opinion!" No. Wrong. You. Are. Wrong. If someone said, say, a 3 year old's finger painting and Van Gogh were of the same quality, they would be wrong. If someone said a five star restaurants burger and McDonalds' were of the same quality, they are wrong. If someone says Batman and Robin and The Dark Knight are of the same quality, they are wrong. If someone says Too Human and Batman: Arkham City were of the same quality, they are wrong. If someone says Twilight and Frankenstein are of the same quality, they are wrong. If someone says Justin Bieber and The Beetles or Nine Inch Nails or Adele or Rammstein or anyone else that is not autotuned is of the same quality, they are wrong. People who know more about a subject are more correct than those who know less. You know more than them. It is your place to tell them their tastes suck and explain why, based on effort, skill, the revolting revolving cycle of pop stars, his complete non-personality, no meaning at all outside of making money off them and his ego (autobiographies should be illegal before 30).
Not quite. Objective opinions can be wrong. Stuff like "Obama's not an American" or "occupying the entire Middle East is a good idea" are both wrong, because they make objective claims that can be definitively proven to be false. Subjective opinions, not so much. If someone says they like a Big Mac better than a five star burger, well, there's no objective claim in there to prove wrong, it's all just personal tastes. This applies to musical tastes just as much as culinary tastes. You want to compare the quality (which ultimately boils down to how enjoyable it is to the listener) of Beiber to anyone else, it's simply a matter of personal tastes. The details of how his music was created or the motivations behind it are irrelevant. Simply, if someone gets greater enjoyment listening to Beiber than they would any of your favourite musicians, then from their perspective, Beiber's music is better. End of story. Whine about it all you want, but the only opinion you'll end up changing is "Posthumanheresy is not an pretentious, annoying, elitist hipster" or "Posthumanheresy doesn't sorely need to get a life".
I'll gladly accept the labels of pretentious and elitist, but hipster? Hardly. Sure, I dislike mainstream pop. That said, my favorites in other genres I like are often extremely mainstream. Manson seems to have a guest appearance (both in song and TV) fetish, Nine Inch Nails is one of the biggest names in industrial metal, Rammstein is pretty damn big everywhere, Lordi might be little known in America, but in Europe they're much bigger, and Kiss? They're fucking Kiss. I love it when my favorite artists get accepted into the mainstream, and the wording is important. If they change themselves to become mainstream, that's bad. If they're accepted into the mainstream, like Manson, that's good, because they just altered what is mainstream. A man who rips apart Bibles on stage is considered mainstream. How cool is that?

Back to why I like being called pretentious and elitist. Quite simply, because nobody has the balls to tell anyone their shit stinks and they should either quit shitting or make it stink less. Fred, the annoying as fuck Youtube kid with a helium voice, has three fucking movies, that people had to pay money for. Three. There's a market for this. Baby Geniuses has three fucking movies. Who the hell is inflicting this on their kids? Who spent money on this? How does it make enough to have sequels? "Musicians" like Justin Bieber are rich as fuck. I think that's part of the thing that people forget that really pisses me off. If he were just a Youtube star, I'd not give a flying fuck. Hell, if he was a Youtube star who sold his stuff via his own website, I'd even applaud him for that. That's cool. He's not. He's richer than every teacher you ever had. He's richer than the hardest working people you know. He's richer than some of your idols. He's richer than every single mom that slaves away at three jobs just to keep her kids alive. He's richer than every father paying child support to a mother who is an abusive psycho, but has better lawyers. He's richer than every person fighting to keep their family's home. He's richer than people who have been abused and raped by our police officers. He's richer than the people this nation relies on to work. He is richer than them, and he did not get their via his own talent.

He got there because executives carried him there on the backs of autotune and other computer programs. He got there because of marketing campaigns. He got there because talent is no longer required for success, only a pretty face. He got there because he happened to have the right genes. He does not deserve his fame. He did not earn it. He didn't fight his way there. He didn't revolutionize a genre. He didn't play for years in shitty little places. He didn't spend thousands of his own dollars to self-promote to create his own reputation (to clarify, I'm talking about a lot of musicians and bands here). He got there via luck and insane amounts of help. And for that, he can go to hell, as well as everyone else like him. They did not earn their fame. They did not earn their money. They stole it from people who didn't know better, via marketing and computer programs. So yes, I'm an elitist. Because I think that if someone's going to be famous and rich, they should do it via their own skill.

You can't force people to enjoy a particular type of music (or food, or game, etc.) because it's all about personal taste. You may think Manson sounds great, but others may dislike his music because it doesn't suit their tastes. I don't really listen to his stuff. Why? Because it's not pleasing to my ears. Am I wrong for that? What about people who don't listen to The Beatles (which I don't, minus a couple songs) but do enjoy folks like Lady Gaga and Rihanna? If someone likes a particular type of music more, then how are they supposed to admit that it's low quality when quality is measured by their enjoyment?
Hopefully my above post explains well enough. I don't listen to the Beatles. I respect them, though. I don't listen to a lot of bands that I respect. You may not enjoy Manson, but how he got to fame, by spending thousands in his own money to promote the band, building his own army of fans complete with a signature look all before a record deal, by fighting his way to the top with his money and his time and his efforts, is something to respect. And, afterwards, what he did also gains him respect. The band had constant death threats. Twiggy described it by saying you didn't even bat an eye at bomb threats, because they were so common. They believe in what they are doing, and feel it has meaning. Would any of these computer altered pop stars ever believe in what they have to say like that?
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 18, 2013, 09:40:37 am
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And all that massive wall of sanctimonious wharrgarbl boils down to is "Beiber's an asshole, therefore I have a right to police his fans' taste in music". Hate Beiber all you want. That I can get behind, and for what it's worth, he's pretty much guaranteed to go the way of Amanda Bynes and Lindsey Lohan in a few months. These teeny pop stars always do when their fifteen minutes of fame are up. However, that has no bearing whatsoever on his music itself. Remember how I said "quality" is simply a person's enjoyment, and it applies regardless of how or why the product was made? Yeah, that still holds true, no matter how much of a fuckwit Beiber himself happens to be. His fans still have just as much right to enjoy and think highly of his music, just as you do to your rather creepy hard-on for Manson.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Hades on August 18, 2013, 11:19:40 am
your rather creepy hard-on for Manson.

Glad it's not just me.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Auri-El on August 18, 2013, 11:26:44 am
People have a right to like whatever shit they want. Annoying Youtube stars get movies because people like them. I don't always get why people like the things they do. I personally can't stand mushrooms, for example, and I don't know why people think they're an acceptable pizza topping. I hate bubblegum music, and I like lyrics to make sense. I think Twilight is the worst book ever written, hands down. But then I love Harry Potter, and Doctor Who, and I know there's people that don't understand what the appeal in any of those is. You can dislike something without feeling the need to ban it. Just because you don't like doughnuts doesn't mean we have to shut down Krispy Kreme.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Igor on August 18, 2013, 11:34:54 am
Just gonna butt in for a sec and say this: No. You are not justified in telling someone else what they can and cannot like or listen to or watch or anything else. You can disagree with their tastes all you want, but you can't tell someone their tastes are invalid just because you disagree. People are allowed to like what they want to, and nobody has the right to tell them otherwise. This is kind of reminding me of the kinds of people who tell me I can't like other guys because *they* think it's wrong, and they think I'm wrong.

Oh, and this:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/fce689f230d2e19235abaf0506e3fad6/tumblr_mm5y52Iu8w1r5xzspo1_400.png)
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Askold on August 18, 2013, 12:03:14 pm
Posthumanheresy and Lt.Fred, I am...

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mekzgq62CX1qznw1to1_400.gif)
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Shane for Wax on August 18, 2013, 12:08:13 pm
Just gonna butt in for a sec and say this: No. You are not justified in telling someone else what they can and cannot like or listen to or watch or anything else. You can disagree with their tastes all you want, but you can't tell someone their tastes are invalid just because you disagree. People are allowed to like what they want to, and nobody has the right to tell them otherwise. This is kind of reminding me of the kinds of people who tell me I can't like other guys because *they* think it's wrong, and they think I'm wrong.

Oh, and this:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/fce689f230d2e19235abaf0506e3fad6/tumblr_mm5y52Iu8w1r5xzspo1_400.png)

Ooh you used my trophy pic!

Also, I'm sure if I were to list a couple of bands on my playlist people would say my tastes suck, too. Regardless of the fact I have a bunch of other bands that are praised highly. Blind hate helps nobody. Looking down your nose at someone because they happen to like some type of music you don't isn't helpful.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Sleepy on August 18, 2013, 12:38:14 pm
No one here has argued for Bieber or his music. I think it's atrocious. And there are some popular bands that people often consider talented that I still dislike, such as Weezer. The point is that you can't say "I'm right! You're wrong!" when it comes to taste in music. There's no objective way to measure it, unless you're trying to say your own standards are objectively correct. In that case, you've got quite the ego.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on August 18, 2013, 02:22:42 pm
I think Autotune depends on how it's used. It can be used badly (to give a hack singer fake talent) or for good (as a legitimate sound effect that adds to the atmosphere of the song).
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Askold on August 18, 2013, 02:28:56 pm
I think Autotune depends on how it's used. It can be used badly (to give a hack singer fake talent) or for good (as a legitimate sound effect that adds to the atmosphere of the song).

Just like playback. Some of the most amazing stage shows would be accompanied by the singer merely wheezing while dancing if they would never use playback.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Canadian Mojo on August 19, 2013, 10:02:10 pm
Pop music isn't about quality. It's about entertainment.

Maybe talentless hacks are chosen over skilled musicians because they are easier to mold into the generic entertainer of the week by the producers that are in the business of making mindless bland fluff. Real talent can often be a pain in the ass to work with because they want to make art, and make bold statements, and change the world.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Lt. Fred on August 20, 2013, 01:23:49 am
I think Autotune depends on how it's used. It can be used badly (to give a hack singer fake talent) or for good (as a legitimate sound effect that adds to the atmosphere of the song).

It can be used a joke, or inappropriately.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 20, 2013, 01:28:32 am
I think Autotune depends on how it's used. It can be used badly (to give a hack singer fake talent) or for good (as a legitimate sound effect that adds to the atmosphere of the song).

It can be used a joke, or inappropriately.
Agreed. There's no way to use it to sound good. And, I'd like to bring up, a study was done that found that Lil Wayne listeners scored the lowest on the SATs. Whether that means something is up to people to decide for themselves.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: lord gibbon on August 20, 2013, 02:01:47 am
Eh, Autotune is nice when used for stuff like the symphonies of science. If you haven't seen those, they're quite beautiful. But I agree that it's rare that it improves music.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Lt. Fred on August 20, 2013, 03:49:37 am
No competent performance has ever been improved by auto-tune*.

* With some exceptions, funny noises, jokes, ect.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 20, 2013, 04:30:08 am
No competent performance has ever been improved by auto-tune*.

* With some exceptions, funny noises, jokes, ect.
Agreed. I agree, the Symphonies of Science are awesome, but they had to deal with talking, and the amazing part is the lines and videos, I think. Also, any incompetent performance does not deserve respect. Someone appearing to do something well by faking it shouldn't be respected. Hopefully everyone can agree on that. If someone can feel that fake talent deserves respect, then someone screwed up when raising them. At this point, we need an Oompa Loompa song about the pitfalls of teaching that everyone is an amazing, talented, skilled winner who can do no wrong.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Canadian Mojo on August 20, 2013, 08:40:11 pm
I think you fail to appreciate that faking it well is a talent in and of itself.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 21, 2013, 10:55:26 am
I think you fail to appreciate that faking it well is a talent in and of itself.
Bow chicka bow wow! Really, for the sake of my remaining sanity, I have to hope it's a sex joke. I can't imagine someone actually considering autotuning a talent. None of them "fake it well". They're all obviously shallow, autotuned and fame-obsessed.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Silhouette on August 21, 2013, 01:00:41 pm
There is a channel on Youtube called bliix (http://www.youtube.com/user/bliix). They turn pop songs into rock songs. Same lyrics, same voice, and yet, people are saying they aren't shit anymore simply because the instrumentals were changed. If those were the original versions, they would likely be claiming they were ruining the genre.

I can enjoy both versions.

Also this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc9uWnkToE0
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Lt. Fred on August 21, 2013, 06:16:36 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmPOnxR68OU

What are you going to do about it?
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: Canadian Mojo on August 21, 2013, 08:45:45 pm
I think you fail to appreciate that faking it well is a talent in and of itself.
Bow chicka bow wow! Really, for the sake of my remaining sanity, I have to hope it's a sex joke. I can't imagine someone actually considering autotuning a talent. None of them "fake it well". They're all obviously shallow, autotuned and fame-obsessed.

Oh my, but the does the world have some hard lessons in store for you my son for you my son.

If you can understand why Gordon Ramsey doesn't work in McDonalds then you should understand why real (voice) talent isn't needed for bubblegum pop.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 22, 2013, 02:23:12 am
There is a channel on Youtube called bliix (http://www.youtube.com/user/bliix). They turn pop songs into rock songs. Same lyrics, same voice, and yet, people are saying they aren't shit anymore simply because the instrumentals were changed. If those were the original versions, they would likely be claiming they were ruining the genre.

I can enjoy both versions.

Also this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc9uWnkToE0
With the video you actually posted, I imagine it's related to a real human being playing the instruments, and a real human being singing. Not all the music I listen to has meaning. Lordi is absurd as possible, but fun as shit because it's good music and talent. Sure, the lyrics are about schizophrenic dolls or monster attacks or Mr. Lordi wanting to be a woman so he can fuck Gene Simmons, but they're awesome.
Title: Re: "Good lord, Internet! Cut it out!" On Excessive Beiber Hate
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 22, 2013, 02:24:55 am
I think you fail to appreciate that faking it well is a talent in and of itself.
Bow chicka bow wow! Really, for the sake of my remaining sanity, I have to hope it's a sex joke. I can't imagine someone actually considering autotuning a talent. None of them "fake it well". They're all obviously shallow, autotuned and fame-obsessed.

Oh my, but the does the world have some hard lessons in store for you my son for you my son.

If you can understand why Gordon Ramsey doesn't work in McDonalds then you should understand why real (voice) talent isn't needed for bubblegum pop.
Sorry, let me rephrase that. I can't imagine someone who is not an idiot, which is how I view you (as in, you are not an idiot), calling it a talent.