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Rubbish => Preaching and Worship => Topic started by: Jacob Harrison on July 02, 2018, 08:08:52 pm

Title: NIAM ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO CAPE COD?!
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 02, 2018, 08:08:52 pm
Are you seriously going to Cape Cod as an attempt to find my second cousin?! How the fuck do you expect to find her? My paternal grandfather’s sister married into the family she’s from, so she’s not a Harrison so you won’t be able to search by the name Harrison.
Title: Re: NIAM ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO CAPE COD?!
Post by: niam2023 on July 02, 2018, 11:55:48 pm
Just the fact you made this thread though says you are worried - you think I might seduce her away from traditional living and into being a modernist.

And I like that. I like that very much.
Title: Re: NIAM ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO CAPE COD?!
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on July 03, 2018, 12:23:12 am
why do you use your real name on an internet forum.
this isnt facebook lol
Title: Re: NIAM ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO CAPE COD?!
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 03, 2018, 01:09:56 am
You know what? Let's make this happen. I'm sure if we all put our heads together, we can find this mysterious second cousin's name and location (Jacob's real name should be a perfectly good starting point), and point Niam in the right direction. Hell, maybe we can even have a Kickstarter, if travel expenses are an issue.

Ah, this could be fun.
Title: Re: NIAM ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO CAPE COD?!
Post by: niam2023 on July 03, 2018, 01:35:12 am
It'll hit every single religious right freak out point. A ggroup of secularists paying for seduction and sex to happen, as well as the corruption of a good traditional woman into a...a worldly person.
Title: Re: NIAM ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO CAPE COD?!
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 03, 2018, 05:33:43 am
why do you use your real name on an internet forum.
this isnt facebook lol

Because I want people to know who I am. Niam also uses his name.
Title: Re: NIAM ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO CAPE COD?!
Post by: niam2023 on July 03, 2018, 05:55:16 am
lol Niam is not my name you stupid little dork.

Why would you want people to connect "misogynistic, creepy asshole who posts about his crazy cult and fetish for dismembering political enemies" with your actual name?
Title: Re: NIAM ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO CAPE COD?!
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 03, 2018, 09:14:08 am
lol Niam is not my name you stupid little dork.

Why would you want people to connect "misogynistic, creepy asshole who posts about his crazy cult and fetish for dismembering political enemies" with your actual name?

Because people that I know in real life most likely won’t discover this site.
Title: Re: NIAM ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO CAPE COD?!
Post by: ironbite on July 03, 2018, 03:35:27 pm
Well bless your heart.

Ironbite-you think you have friends and not people who want to bone your second cousin.
Title: Re: NIAM ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO CAPE COD?!
Post by: niam2023 on July 04, 2018, 03:06:51 am
People will google you, Jacob. They can and will find out just how rotten you are.

As common as your name is, looking the right places will bring the evidence out.
Title: Re: NIAM ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO CAPE COD?!
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on July 04, 2018, 04:03:48 am
why do you use your real name on an internet forum.
this isnt facebook lol

Because I want people to know who I am. Niam also uses his name.

I'm sure Mr and Mrs 2023 are proud of their baby boy.
Title: Re: NIAM ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO CAPE COD?!
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 04, 2018, 08:09:54 am
People will google you, Jacob. They can and will find out just how rotten you are.

As common as your name is, looking the right places will bring the evidence out.

But the chances of people I know in person finding the right places is very slim.
Title: Re: NIAM ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO CAPE COD?!
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 04, 2018, 08:50:42 am
But you are nervous enough to start a thread about it!

Does it smell like panic and soiled denim in here?
Title: Re: NIAM ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO CAPE COD?!
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 04, 2018, 09:18:07 am
But you are nervous enough to start a thread about it!

Does it smell like panic and soiled denim in here?

I was nervous that Niam somehow had access to a database that would be able to discover where my second cousin is on Cape Cod. If he told her about how he found her, then she would be very pissed at me for making a thread about her immoral behavoir.
Title: Re: NIAM ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO CAPE COD?!
Post by: ironbite on July 04, 2018, 03:50:13 pm
Or she'd be pissed you didn't take the hint and fuck her.

Ironbite-you sad sad little man.