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Quote from: PastorDave on November 16, 2012, 02:55:21 pmRepent and accept Jesus.I'M SORRY, PASTOR DAVE. I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT.
Repent and accept Jesus.
That may be the single gayest thing I have ever read on this board. Or the old one.
Because who here missed my swearing on snickerdoodles?
There are very few problems that cannot be solved with a good taint punching.
Oh that's right. Yesterday was Ash Wednesday.
Her3tik, you have groupies.
There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.
Yeah, gays cause hurricanes, tits cause earthquakes, and lack of prayer causes tornadoes. Learn to science, people.
Porn peddlers peddling pedal porn? My life is complete.
I'm swearing more for Lent. Jesus Christ fucking Mary on a shitstick.
Quote from: Wykked Wytch on February 23, 2012, 03:35:16 pmI'm swearing more for Lent. Jesus Christ fucking Mary on a shitstick.Never change, Wykked. Never change.