Meanwhile at Duke University…

[The Illusive Man]

Stop me if you heard this one before. Once upon a time a douchebag fratboy thought it would be funny to bully others. Meet Thomas Bagley:



Thomas Bagley is a douchebag.

Duke University freshman Thomas Bagley has come under fire for outing porn star Belle Knox to their fellow Duke students. The double computer science and mathematics major first recognized Knox after he viewed one of her videos on a porn website several months ago. In a Duke Chronicle story on Knox, Bagley said that Knox admitted her secret to him as they walked to a pre-game on Jan. 10. She asked to keep the information a secret and he said he would. But that same evening at a rush event, the Phi Delta Theta pledge revealed Knox's identity to several fraternity brothers. By the next week, “the topic ‘Freshman Pornstar’ was trending on CollegiateACB,” details the Chronicle.

And then it is revealed that he knew she was a porn star previously due to his weekly subscription to facialabuse.com to the tune of $200 per week. This info courtesy of Mike Kulich, CEO of Monarchy Distribution a porn distributer, with some added pwnage:

Dear Mr. Bagley,

First off, I would like to thank you for being such a fan of our business. For someone who subscribes to a site like Facial Abuse I want to commend you for spending the $200 a week your parents send you every week for living expenses wisely. Facial Abuse is a great site! There is nothing like watching a new girl getting a huge cock viciously rammed down her throat. I like your taste!

I want to also commend you on getting accepted into Duke. Great school! I am sure your parents are proud. I bet you pull straight A's when you're not whacking it to Facial Abuse and Casting Couch movies. I love our fans and I love you! You are the type of guy that makes our business move.

With that I would like to make you an offer. As I sit here in my office at 6:30 on a Wednesday night I am writing a check for $10,000 to pay to the order of Thomas Bagley. I want to give you the opportunity to live out all your fantasies. In addition to that 10K, there is a plane ticket and hotel room with your name on it out here in sunny Los Angeles. Screw the polar vortex. Get your ass out and come shoot for us! I will give you the opportunity to bang ANY porn star you want. We will make you a celebrity because it is apparent how much you love porn and attention.

10 Grand is a lot of money for a kid like you. Do you know how many porn memberships you could buy with that? That is more than a lifetime membership to Facial Abuse!

I ask that you seriously consider our offer. Any girl you want! Come out to LA and become a star. ALSO, for every inch you are packing over 4, I will throw in an EXTRA $1,000. Get your tiny pecker out here and become the next Ron Jeremy kiddo!

All my best,
Mike Kulich
CEO
Monarchy Distribution
15303 Ventura Blvd
9th Floor
Sherman Oaks, CA 91403

[gomer21xx]

Stop me if you heard this one before. Once upon a time a douchebag fratboy thought it would be funny to bully others. Meet Thomas Bagley:



Thomas Bagley is a douchebag.

Duke University freshman Thomas Bagley has come under fire for outing porn star Belle Knox to their fellow Duke students. The double computer science and mathematics major first recognized Knox after he viewed one of her videos on a porn website several months ago. In a Duke Chronicle story on Knox, Bagley said that Knox admitted her secret to him as they walked to a pre-game on Jan. 10. She asked to keep the information a secret and he said he would. But that same evening at a rush event, the Phi Delta Theta pledge revealed Knox's identity to several fraternity brothers. By the next week, “the topic ‘Freshman Pornstar’ was trending on CollegiateACB,” details the Chronicle.

And then it is revealed that he knew she was a porn star previously due to his weekly subscription to facialabuse.com to the tune of $200 per week. This info courtesy of Mike Kulich, CEO of Monarchy Distribution a porn distributer, with some added pwnage:

Dear Mr. Bagley,

First off, I would like to thank you for being such a fan of our business. For someone who subscribes to a site like Facial Abuse I want to commend you for spending the $200 a week your parents send you every week for living expenses wisely. Facial Abuse is a great site! There is nothing like watching a new girl getting a huge cock viciously rammed down her throat. I like your taste!

I want to also commend you on getting accepted into Duke. Great school! I am sure your parents are proud. I bet you pull straight A's when you're not whacking it to Facial Abuse and Casting Couch movies. I love our fans and I love you! You are the type of guy that makes our business move.

With that I would like to make you an offer. As I sit here in my office at 6:30 on a Wednesday night I am writing a check for $10,000 to pay to the order of Thomas Bagley. I want to give you the opportunity to live out all your fantasies. In addition to that 10K, there is a plane ticket and hotel room with your name on it out here in sunny Los Angeles. Screw the polar vortex. Get your ass out and come shoot for us! I will give you the opportunity to bang ANY porn star you want. We will make you a celebrity because it is apparent how much you love porn and attention.

10 Grand is a lot of money for a kid like you. Do you know how many porn memberships you could buy with that? That is more than a lifetime membership to Facial Abuse!

I ask that you seriously consider our offer. Any girl you want! Come out to LA and become a star. ALSO, for every inch you are packing over 4, I will throw in an EXTRA $1,000. Get your tiny pecker out here and become the next Ron Jeremy kiddo!

All my best,
Mike Kulich
CEO
Monarchy Distribution
15303 Ventura Blvd
9th Floor
Sherman Oaks, CA 91403

I want to see a follow up to this.  I want to see this guy go for it, then find out just how much hard work it is to actually be in porn.  He may not make it far, but he'd be a little richer, that's for sure.

[niam2023]

Its like someone took the jock from a nineteen eighties teen movie, fused him with the nerdy protagonist, and escalated his Jerkass Behaviour by a hundred times.

[Art Vandelay]

Christ on a fucking dog's scrotum, $200 a week for a porn subscription?! It'd be much much much cheaper to just buy physical DVDs.

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

Look at him...it's as if Bad Luck Brian cross-pollinated with one of the dudebros from the Omega House.

[Barbarella]

"Facial Abuse"? Two Hundred clams a month?!

[davedan]

Couple of things:

The articles by the girl were incredibly articulate. Her pictures show that she is also really beautiful. She would not be the only girl at Duke University paying tuition through sex work, although the rest would almost certainly have lower profiles. I think being in porn (as opposed to prostitution or stripping) it is bound to have a higher profile but it seems like a terrible shame that she is being threatened and ostracised because of this. I can't help but think if it wasn't this fuck-knuckle it would have been another fuck-knuckle who outed her.,

However I must say I love the pornographer's style writing to the douchebag who outed her, it's also fucking hilarious how much money he spends on the site. For fuck's sake the internet is completely full of free porn and he needs to spend $200 bucks a week on it?

I am also glad everyone knows his name and that he's just a wanker.

[Søren]

God 200 bucks on porn a week.

Painful

[Dakota Bob]

I can't help but think if it wasn't this fuck-knuckle it would have been another fuck-knuckle who outed her

She was doing porn, obviously someone was going to find out eventually.

[RavynousHunter]

I can't help but think if it wasn't this fuck-knuckle it would have been another fuck-knuckle who outed her

She was doing porn, obviously someone was going to find out eventually.

Doesn't make it right, but that is true, unfortunately.

I have to admit, I wanna find the pornographer that wrote that letter and shake his hand...after at least giving it a once-over with hand sanitizer.

As for Captain Micropecker, may he be eaten alive by ants.  That is all.

[mellenORL]

No doubt a lot of the young men who work as porn actors are paying their way through uni, too. Fucked up double standard.

And this happened at my parents' alma mater! It's an excellent university in a nice town in the Research Triangle (east coast version of Silicon Valley, CA). I'm hoping a few of the normal guys on campus will sucker punch bitch slap this little POS.

[Old Viking]

He looks like his PJs have feet and a trapdoor.

[Random Gal]

God 200 bucks on porn a week.

Painful

...Why? You can get just about any kind of porn you want on the Internet for free.

[Ghoti]

$200 on porn? Per week? This guy's the dumbest dickhead I've ever seen. My internet access is filtered through one of the best worksafe/childsafe filters in the biz and I still manage to get free porn!

[mellenORL]

I find his pay for porn idiot obsession hilarious. He could have hired a beautiful call girl for a weekly session with that money...but nooooooooooo. He outs an IRL beautiful, intelligent fellow student, instead. Fag.