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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8415 on: January 29, 2014, 01:22:28 pm »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8416 on: January 29, 2014, 01:23:58 pm »
Ummm...

I think that exploding cigarette is likely to cause an injury. Burnt face or even permanent damage to eyes and mouth.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8417 on: January 29, 2014, 01:29:40 pm »
That's why it's funny
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8418 on: January 29, 2014, 03:51:20 pm »
Too sloppy to fool a smoker in the pictured scenario. Don't loosen or mess around with the cigarette's tobacco load. Just tuck in one or two toy cap gun charges, the paper wrapped kind, which are tiny, using a hairpin or tip of a metal nail file. If you are careful, you won't skew the look or feel of the cigarette. It makes a very loud bang, but won't injure the victim. We used to do it when I was a teen.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8419 on: January 29, 2014, 06:24:00 pm »
Well, now that the pic has gone viral, just keep an eye out on the news. Some idiot will eventually try it and get h/his life ruined after maiming someone for life. I googled firecracker cigarette injuries but haven't seen any yet.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8420 on: January 29, 2014, 06:55:49 pm »
Quote from: Hoplite on January 29, 2014, 06:24:00 pm
Well, now that the pic has gone viral, just keep an eye out on the news. Some idiot will eventually try it and get h/his life ruined after maiming someone for life. I googled firecracker cigarette injuries but haven't seen any yet.

At least it's better than these fireworks "accidents".

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8421 on: January 29, 2014, 08:32:21 pm »
Yeah, just cut out one or two of these teeny paper cap charges instead, if you must harass the smokers.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8422 on: January 29, 2014, 08:44:11 pm »
Quote from: mellenORL on January 29, 2014, 03:51:20 pm
Too sloppy to fool a smoker in the pictured scenario. Don't loosen or mess around with the cigarette's tobacco load. Just tuck in one or two toy cap gun charges, the paper wrapped kind, which are tiny, using a hairpin or tip of a metal nail file. If you are careful, you won't skew the look or feel of the cigarette. It makes a very loud bang, but won't injure the victim. We used to do it when I was a teen.
My brother likes to harass me with tossies when I piss him off. His favorite is putting them on the top of my bedroom door so when I open/close it they fall and startle me. I get him back by putting glitter/flour/sugar on his ceiling fan and cranking the heat.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8423 on: January 29, 2014, 08:45:03 pm »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8424 on: January 29, 2014, 08:45:37 pm »
Quote from: SmokingDodongo on January 29, 2014, 08:44:11 pm
Quote from: mellenORL on January 29, 2014, 03:51:20 pm
Too sloppy to fool a smoker in the pictured scenario. Don't loosen or mess around with the cigarette's tobacco load. Just tuck in one or two toy cap gun charges, the paper wrapped kind, which are tiny, using a hairpin or tip of a metal nail file. If you are careful, you won't skew the look or feel of the cigarette. It makes a very loud bang, but won't injure the victim. We used to do it when I was a teen.
My brother likes to harass me with tossies when I piss him off. His favorite is putting them on the top of my bedroom door so when I open/close it they fall and startle me. I get him back by putting glitter/flour/sugar on his ceiling fan and cranking the heat.

.....you are evil.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8425 on: January 29, 2014, 08:55:15 pm »
Quote from: SmokingDodongo on January 29, 2014, 08:44:11 pm
My brother likes to harass me with tossies when I piss him off. His favorite is putting them on the top of my bedroom door so when I open/close it they fall and startle me. I get him back by putting glitter/flour/sugar on his ceiling fan and cranking the heat.

Covert glitterbombing.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8426 on: January 29, 2014, 09:04:49 pm »
Thank you, thank you, I'll see you all in hell. Dibs on the window seat.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8427 on: January 29, 2014, 10:46:02 pm »
Prepare conspiracy theories:

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8428 on: January 30, 2014, 01:48:12 am »
Boener looked like a constipated yam.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8429 on: January 30, 2014, 09:21:04 am »
Quote from: JohnE on January 30, 2014, 01:48:12 am
Boener looked like a constipated yam.

LMAO....


That just struck me so damn funny.

Good descriptive there, JohnE.
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