« Reply #45 on: February 19, 2012, 08:33:27 pm »
That doesn't actually explain what people should do about it. Call the police? Clean it yourself? Board up her window? Shoot her?
Please. Shoot her? This isn't America, with your crude, violent and oversimplistic solutions. This is Scotland we're talking about, a land of Celtic traditions stretching back over the centuries and millennia, a land filled with outstanding natural beauty, a land of innovation in science, engineering and economics...
The solution is to knife her.
In other, unrelated news, I would like to ask the mods on this board where I can claim my prize for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Stereotype Perpetuation.
In related news, this doesn't seem to happen in my area. But then again, not a lot else does, either.
By "knife" I would think you mean this:
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