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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2670 on: November 03, 2015, 10:16:37 am »
granted. the peanut butter is crunchy and doesn't spread correctly.

i wish for art vandelay to eat a peanut butter and marmite sandwich.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2671 on: November 03, 2015, 10:19:32 am »
Granted, but now Art is in love with you for giving him this delicious sandwich. He spends the rest of his life (or yours) stalking you.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2672 on: November 03, 2015, 12:15:18 pm »
Granted. You're used to build the new RNC headquarters.

I wish for a 15% raise at work.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2673 on: November 03, 2015, 12:56:42 pm »
Granted. You're used to build the new RNC headquarters.

I wish for a 15% raise at work.


Granted, but it comes with a 50% cut in hours.


I wish rookie's hours didn't get cut.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2674 on: November 03, 2015, 02:19:23 pm »
granted. they quadruple. don't ask me how that works on a daily basis, i failed math.... and physics, too it seems.

i wish i could even.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2675 on: November 03, 2015, 02:55:30 pm »
Granted, but you can't odd. Good luck working only with powers of 2.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2676 on: November 04, 2015, 12:34:47 am »
Granted. Teh ebul gubbrment takes all your money, leaving you with $5 until your next paycheck.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2677 on: November 04, 2015, 08:29:25 am »
Granted. Teh ebul gubbrment takes all your money, leaving you with $5 until your next paycheck.

I wish I was the music box man from Ocarina of Time.

granted. no questions asked. have you seen how sad he is in majora's mask? that's corrupted enough.

i wish i put a dollar in the vending machine.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2678 on: November 04, 2015, 08:40:24 am »
Granted. The vending machine sells used dildoes.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2679 on: November 04, 2015, 10:46:27 am »
Granted but it's horribly written, cited and no one in their right mind would ever use it except maybe as a example on how not to write a multi-page report.


I wish for some food.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2680 on: November 04, 2015, 12:16:50 pm »
Granted. You get a 50 pound bag of Purina Dog Chow.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2681 on: November 04, 2015, 12:18:59 pm »
Granted. They're racist though.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2682 on: November 04, 2015, 01:06:27 pm »
granted, they now enjoy living in landfills.

i wish i had a bottle of wine.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2683 on: December 03, 2015, 04:08:36 am »
Granted. It's shitty French wine.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2684 on: December 03, 2015, 05:05:04 am »
Granted, but the quality takes a massive nosedive.

I wish for a lifetime's supply of nutella.