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Les Mis Parody Song [WIP]
« on: March 20, 2013, 10:09:57 pm »
My school is showing Les Mis this weekend, and having been in the stage version I decided to pen up a quick parody of one of the major songs. Any advice?

(to the tune if "Do You Hear The People Sing")

Do you hear the people weep?
Weeping like children put to bed.
It is the sound of a whole theater who
Just have something in their eye, dammit. Shut up. I'm not crying. You're crying.
Jesus, that little girl's so cute
Please don't let Anne Hathaway die
He's like nine years old, don't shoot-
Oh goddamn it, why?

This whole movie's freaking nuts
The cast is either dead or worse
While Russell Crowe looks like he just
Forgot the whole next verse
And Wolverine's crawling around in the sewers of France!

Do you hear the people weep?
Watch them sadly shake their heads.
Every character we liked
Is six feet underground and dead.
All that's left is... oh, wait, nope,
Eponine's kicked the bucket too.
Who wants to start a round of bets
That Valjean is screwed? (Called it!)

That girl in costume in the front row
Needs to stop singing along.
And if this movie's set in France,
Then aren't those British accents wrong?
And how times will they play that same musical theme?

Since when the hell could Borat sing?
(Insert two more verses and a conclusion here)
Oh, you take the high road, and I'll take the low road...

My mother did not CHOOSE life. She planned for it.

Is that weird monkey-creature-looking-thing supposed to be a BLACK MAN?

It's Bi-Curious George, well known supporter of the gay agenda.

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Re: Les Mis Parody Song [WIP]
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2013, 11:17:23 pm »
You'd receive a thumbs up if that were still allowed.

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Re: Les Mis Parody Song [WIP]
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2013, 11:30:28 pm »
You'd receive a thumbs up if that were still allowed.

Thanks!
Oh, you take the high road, and I'll take the low road...

My mother did not CHOOSE life. She planned for it.

Is that weird monkey-creature-looking-thing supposed to be a BLACK MAN?

It's Bi-Curious George, well known supporter of the gay agenda.

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Re: Les Mis Parody Song [WIP]
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2013, 05:28:05 pm »
You could add something about Bellatrix LaStrange and how she didn't have to be so mean to Cossette since it was bad enough she killed Sirius Black...
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