When I saw the feud between Paul Watson and Peter Sweden, I got a funny idea given Paul Joseph Watson apparently said he cannot go outside.
Paul:...Curse you Peter, you're young, pretty...soo fucking pretty and you go outside all the time. I on the other hand stay in doors and smell like roasted computer parts and cheeto dust.
Alex Jones: PAUL!! MY COMPUTER FROZE AGAIN! I TRIED SMASHING IT, LIKE A MAN DOES, BUT NOW ITS MAKING COMMUNIST NOISES!!
Paul: And there's the ball and chain. Be right there Alex. Don't fuck anything u---
Alex Jones: IT IS ON FIRE NOW!!!
(I know I don't need to make up fictitious scenarios to make these two look dumb. Doesn't change it being fun)