Invent a word, invent a meaning.

[Jack Bauer]

A revival from the old forum.

I will post a list of words I have invented. I will define if they are nouns, verbs etc., etc. Decide what they might mean. The bold can even go as far as giving an example of useage.

Feel free to post your own made up words.

Here's a starter list:

1 )  ploggle (v)

2 )  billwhipple (n)

3 )  snart (adj)

4 )  grotfoster (v)

5 )  feegle (adj)

6 )  popply (adv)

7 )  burdle (v)

8 )  borkbork (n)

9 )  swithle (v)

10 )  hoaven (adj)

[Art Vandelay]

1 )  ploggle (v)
To piece together the correct solution to any given problem using existing knowledge that is in no way directly related to the problem.
2 )  billwhipple (n)
A travel sized cheese grater that's issued to all first and business class passengers on most French air lines.
3 )  snart (adj)
-y, a combination of sarcastic and sexually aroused.
4 )  grotfoster (v)
The act of taking upskirt photos of children under the age of 8.
5 )  feegle (adj)
-y, Something that is extremely small yet extremely strong.
6 )  popply (adv)
Something that possesses highly a coarse surface that otherwise appears quite smooth.
7 )  burdle (v)
The act of leaving open tins of sardines in hard to reach or well-concealed spaces for the purposes of creating a nasty smell with no apparent source over time.
8 )  borkbork (n)
Someone who is ethnically 50% African, 25% Native South American and 25% Central Asian.
9 )  swithle (v)
The act of planting unfamiliar feminine underwear in a person's sleeping quarters for the purposes of sabotaging any ongoing relationships.
10 )  hoaven (adj)
Possesses a quality most similar to garlic and barbeque sauce.

[DrFishcake]

That reminds me, last week or thereabouts in IRC I coined a new expression. We took a vote on it and decided that from now on when somebody says something that inadvertently says something racist, that is called a Santorumian slip.

[Jack Bauer]

Art - brilliant!

Try these:

1 )  smipple (n)

2 )  arctophthallic (adj)

3 )  neurometastatic (adj)

4 )  faarle (n)

5 )  shadput (v)

6 )  garley (adv)

7 )  sophormasticism (n)

8 )  porkholler (v)

9  )  mookhfimble (n)

10 )  hollollolol (adj)

[Captain Jack Harkness]

Art - brilliant!

Try these:

1 )  smipple (n)

2 )  arctophthallic (adj)

3 )  neurometastatic (adj)

4 )  faarle (n)

5 )  shadput (v)

6 )  garley (adv)

7 )  sophormasticism (n)

8 )  porkholler (v)

9  )  mookhfimble (n)

10 )  hollollolol (adj)

smipple (n) - a smug simpleton

arctophtallic (adj) - relating to the use of artichokes as sex toys

neurometastic (adj) - of or relating to writers block

faarle (n) - a dissatisfied customer

shadput (vi) - to feel elated

garley (n) - (slang) a person who adds garlic to everything

sophormatism (n) - the belief that all computers should have good security

porkholler (v) - to say something moronic and demonstrably false in earnest

mookhfimble (n) - a clumsy mook

hollollolol (adj) - of or pertaining to Internet humor



By the way "the act of" on verbs is incorrect.  If it's the act of something, it SHOULD be a noun. /grammar nazi

[Jack Bauer]

Try these:

1 )  vock (v)

2 )  grutely (adv)

3 )  swithlemole (n)

4 )  govolnic (adj)

5 )  pergulant (adj)

6 )  triossle (v)

7 )  tardwick (n)

8 )  vatulence (n)

9 )  halmandle (v)

10 )  semiphilophobia (n)

[Deus ex Populo]

1.) vock - (v.trans.) to strike a blow to the head, esp. by smashing it against something

2.) grutely - (adv.) In a bombastic or showy manner

3.) swithlemole - (n.) A mammal, once thought to live in burrows, known for its public displays of strength

4.) govolnic - (adj.) Characterised by talking too much

5.) pergulant - (adj.) (of a drug) Used to increase alertness

6.) triossle - (v.trans.) To separate something into groups of three

7.) tardwick - (n.) A poorly-managed farm

8.) vatulence - (n.) A state of epiphany or revelation

9.) halmandle - (v.trans.) To fill with almonds

10.) semiphilophobia - (n.) Fear of not being able to love or appreciate someone enough

[Jack Bauer]

1 )  hnuute (n)

2 ) pogglenip (v)

3 )  wollter (v)

4 )  strambledash (v)

5 )  whizzpickle (n)

6 )  voathish (adj)

7 )  bottly (adv)

8 )  enterobiodemic (adj)

9 )  thaunt (n)

10 )  discompositive (adj)

[Reb Yid]

hnuute: Old Finnish for "boar" after the snorting noise such animals make.

pogglenip: a small, annoying child. From Old English "pegalle" or "to induce anger" and "wee nipper" meaning child.

wollter: to loiter in such a place where the act is prohibited. Medieval German "walltar", "to remain".

strambledash: to trample others while running. Latin "strambular", "to crush".

whizzpickle: DATED: vulgar slang for penis. Originated in the hobo jungles of Herbert Hoover's America, approx. 1934.

voathish: to behave in animal-like manner. From Afrikaans "voethe" or "monkey".

bottly: DATED: old Cockney slang for drunk.

enterobiodemic: DATED: an old name for the autoimmune disorder now known as Multiple Sclerosis. Coined by Dr Thaddeus Helmsly, Essex, 1834.

thaunt: a troublesome ghost. Old English, origin unknown.

discompositive: when a particular item refuses to compost. Coined by Mattathias Witherspoon, 2003.

[Saturn500]

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