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The MSNBC Headline Game
« on: March 03, 2013, 08:58:45 pm »
So let's take the other side of the coin and make a thread for MSNBC headlines.  Feel free to add the show that's making things sound shittier than they are.

I'll give us material to start.

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Kathy Griffin Loses Her Shit And Streaks Naked Through The Streets
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Re: The MSNBC Headline Game
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2013, 05:28:10 pm »
Rachel Maddow waits at end of street with camera

Rush Limbaugh swears off Oxycontin
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Re: The MSNBC Headline Game
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2013, 05:48:51 pm »
Rushbo Finds Something New To Get High On

Rachel Maddow shoots a Winchester rifle
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Re: The MSNBC Headline Game
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2013, 10:03:15 pm »
Rachel Maddow Is A Goddamn Traitor!!!!!

The economy recovers the month after we get a new President.  It's our first female president, but she's Republican.
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Re: The MSNBC Headline Game
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2013, 12:40:07 am »
First Woman President Shows Us How It's Done

Israelis Invent Cure For Cancer!
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Re: The MSNBC Headline Game
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2013, 03:16:10 am »
Israel refuses to share necessary cures with Palestine

The next Republican president manages to not only be to the left of Obama, but also manages to change the minds of the Republican party to be for women's rights, for universal health care, and even to relax on socialism.
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Re: The MSNBC Headline Game
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2013, 07:12:10 pm »
Republicans Try Futile Pandering To Progressives

Ed Shultz is caught in a penis picture scandal.
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Re: The MSNBC Headline Game
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2013, 08:47:09 am »
Shultz reaches out to women.

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Re: The MSNBC Headline Game
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2013, 06:08:32 pm »
President offers timely solution to global warming

The feminist-man-haters and the love-shy-woman-haters start a civil war with each other -- thousands are killed in the crossfire.
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Re: The MSNBC Headline Game
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2013, 04:47:57 am »
Misogynistic men attack feminists!

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Re: The MSNBC Headline Game
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2013, 02:59:04 am »
Yeah?  You Want A Headline?  Go Fuck Yourself.  I'm Not Doing Shit Until I Get Coffee!

The snarky attitude of the headline writer causes MSNBC ratings to soar.  Miraculously, this saves his job.  Now he's a huge celebrity that gets invited to all sorts of crazy parties.
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Re: The MSNBC Headline Game
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2013, 03:56:31 am »
MSNBC only news station to encourage free thought of staff

Same thing happens with Fox News
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Re: The MSNBC Headline Game
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2013, 04:01:40 am »
Fox News:  Rewarding Debauchery?

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Re: The MSNBC Headline Game
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2013, 05:57:31 am »
Error 404: http://www.nbcnews.com/ not found!

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Re: The MSNBC Headline Game
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2013, 09:17:21 am »
Glenn Beck: War Profiteer

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