So I was in a store called Claire's today. They sell a variety of "girl-targeted" things. Among there wares are cheeseburger earrings and
bacon-flavored lip balm.
This got me to thinking. The sheer variety of novelty items today is staggering. There's novel items of nearly everything imaginable. If there's no novelty items of a certain product, you can probably order a custom novelty item of what you want. Of course that's contingent on what you want to get, but there's a lot of "custom sellers" out there, especially with the power of the Internet.
So this thread is where you can chronicle neat novelty nicknacks you've seen in your travels. I think there's a lot of neat stuff members here could share.
By the way, I got a Kirby t shirt today on clearance.