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The Novelty Items Thread
« on: April 19, 2013, 11:26:47 pm »
So I was in a store called Claire's today.  They sell a variety of "girl-targeted" things.  Among there wares are cheeseburger earrings and
bacon-flavored lip balm.

This got me to thinking.  The sheer variety of novelty items today is staggering.  There's novel items of nearly everything imaginable.  If there's no novelty items of a certain product, you can probably order a custom novelty item of what you want.  Of course that's contingent on what you want to get, but there's a lot of "custom sellers" out there, especially with the power of the Internet.

So this thread is where you can chronicle neat novelty nicknacks you've seen in your travels.  I think there's a lot of neat stuff members here could share.

By the way, I got a Kirby t shirt today on clearance.

 
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Re: The Novelty Items Thread
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2013, 06:21:54 am »
Aww, that's so cute!

Claire's Accessories has tonnes of cute novelty jewellery.

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« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2013, 11:23:07 am »
Aww, that's so cute!

Claire's Accessories has tonnes of cute novelty jewellery.

Thanks.  The shirt was actually from JCPenney's
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Re: The Novelty Items Thread
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2013, 01:04:45 pm »
I'm not going to look it up on this computer, but I've seen a website selling Bible-themed sex toys. There was the Virgin Mary vagina (with a latex "hymen" you broke first time you used it), a Baby Jesus butt plug, a crucifix vibrator...those are the big three I remember.
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Re: The Novelty Items Thread
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2013, 05:56:38 pm »
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Re: The Novelty Items Thread
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2013, 06:30:08 pm »
I just love how quickly the talk turned to sex toys.  I also find it funny how there's no links, even in spoilers with obvious nsfw warnings.
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Re: The Novelty Items Thread
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2013, 07:44:59 pm »
There is a Twilight-inspired glittery dildo.

There are also Sonic the Hedgehog shot glasses, which I would buy if they weren't at Spencer's.
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« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2013, 08:08:39 pm »
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Re: The Novelty Items Thread
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2013, 01:40:38 am »
There is a Twilight-inspired glittery dildo.


If I recall correctly you freeze that in order to fully simulated Edward Cullen's vampire cock.

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Re: The Novelty Items Thread
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2013, 06:13:28 am »
There is a Twilight-inspired glittery dildo.


If I recall correctly you freeze that in order to fully simulated Edward Cullen's vampire cock.

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They have dildos that you warm up in microwaves, so i'm not sure if you're joking or not...

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Re: The Novelty Items Thread
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2013, 03:41:45 pm »
There is a Twilight-inspired glittery dildo.


If I recall correctly you freeze that in order to fully simulated Edward Cullen's vampire cock.

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They have dildos that you warm up in microwaves, so i'm not sure if you're joking or not...

Sadly, it's not a joke.  It's actually recommended on the webpage for this particular dildo that you put it in the fridge or freezer for a little while to get the authentic feel...
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Re: The Novelty Items Thread
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2013, 04:58:21 pm »
....ok.

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Re: The Novelty Items Thread
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2013, 12:07:58 am »
There is a Twilight-inspired glittery dildo.

Ugh....

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« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2013, 12:10:36 am »
There is a Twilight-inspired glittery dildo.

Ugh....

I know, right?  Why do the Twilight fans get a dildo, but you don't get a Palpatine dildo?!
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Re: The Novelty Items Thread
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2013, 12:22:17 am »
There is a Twilight-inspired glittery dildo.

Ugh....

I know, right?  Why do the Twilight fans get a dildo, but you don't get a Palpatine dildo?!

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