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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2012, 12:12:50 pm »
Marvel reviews, "Last Movie You Watched", p. 75-76.

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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2012, 12:41:58 pm »
Holy bejesus
I need to finish that show
Certainly trippy
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2012, 01:35:44 pm »
Seven syllabels is
Iambic pentameter
No room for a "that."

As I said - it's a bitch (and it all rather depends on how one pronounces 'iambic'!)
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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2012, 02:43:55 pm »
...Eyembic?

I just realized, I miscounteed my first line there.

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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2012, 06:50:14 pm »
Rules were made to be broken!
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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2012, 07:29:16 pm »
Between 2 phrases
pntasyllabic, stick that,
now it's a haiku

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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2012, 08:47:13 am »
Piss shit, fucking cunt
Fellatio, buggery
What a rude haiku!
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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2012, 10:05:53 pm »
Jack, sir, your haiku
Is exceedingly vulgar...
I rather like it! :P
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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #23 on: March 03, 2012, 07:45:21 am »
The problem with haikus
Is usually that of being able to stick to
The meter, which is important because otherwise you completely lose that sense of conciseness that is the poem's purpose.
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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #24 on: March 19, 2012, 11:18:49 pm »
Summer has ended
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Winter is coming
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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2012, 11:51:54 am »
Here's one of my favorites that I take no credit for creating, and some may have seen it already, but I'd like to share with those who haven't.

I see you ridin'
'round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku

Edit: I'll just throw one together

Quinn and Mistah J
Drive around Gotham City
Pissing off the Bat
« Last Edit: March 29, 2012, 11:55:51 am by QueenofHearts »

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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2012, 01:18:49 pm »
I don't know why, but I'm reminded of an awful song that I'll now put into haiku form.

I see you winding
Grinding, up on that pole, yeah
I want to fuck you
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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2012, 04:15:13 pm »
William Blake is God
yes I know I broke the rules
bringing this thread back
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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #28 on: June 05, 2012, 11:31:05 am »
Was once explorer
Like you, then took an arrow
In the knee. The end.

No-one's done that one yet? How?
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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #29 on: June 05, 2012, 05:55:30 pm »
What do you say when you encounter a friend named Ku?

"Haiku."
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