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Community => Society and History => Topic started by: Skybison on April 28, 2017, 07:43:16 pm
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Alex Jones lost a custody battle with his ex-wife today, after she argued that he was too bugfuck insane to raise children.
Alex Jones lawyers argued throughout the trial that Alex Jones should be allowed to keep custody because his on air persona is all an act and that he doesn't really believe all this truther crap and he's just trying to make a buck off gullible people (not in so many words, but pretty much).
Ex-wife on the other hand claimed that he's not a fake, and that he acts off camera exactly the same way he does on it. Paranoid, bigoted, constant uncontrollable temper tantrums and frequently stripping naked for no reason, including at family therapy sessions.
The jury ultimately sided with ex-wife, possibly because Alex couldn't remember basic facts about his children and justified this by saying he'd just eaten a big bowl of chili. Or maybe it was him claiming that he'd had sex with 150 women before the age of 16.
I'm curious how Alex Jones fans will react to their hero saying he's a conman bilking them.
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I'm curious how Alex Jones fans will react to their hero saying he's a conman bilking them.
False flag. Duh.
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Apparently he recorded a piece in his car where he oscillated between insisting that it was all real and that he believed every word he said and insisting that it was all an act and he was just a performance artist.
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That's one of the Orange Piss Pot's main media advisors btw.
Ironbite-wonder how fast he gets dropped.
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frequently stripping naked for no reason, including at family therapy sessions.
Damnit, now there's going to be extremely fucked-up slashfic and porn of this!
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Alex will survive, cause he's more than a man's man, he's a man's man's man. A man-cube. When he was 16, he didn't want to party anymore. He didn't want to play games anymore. He grew up. He already been in fights, all the big rituals. He hates to brag, he's actually not bragging, it's shameful. He probably had 150 women or more. That's conservative. He'd had over 150 women. He'd already been in fights with full-grown men. He was already dating college-girls by the time he was 15 years old. He was already a man.
Alex got this.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdCFz8qPt8Y
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Alex will survive, cause he's more than a man's man, he's a man's man's man. A man-cube. When he was 16, he didn't want to party anymore. He didn't want to play games anymore. He grew up. He already been in fights, all the big rituals. He hates to brag, he's actually not bragging, it's shameful. He probably had 150 women or more. That's conservative. He'd had over 150 women. He'd already been in fights with full-grown men. He was already dating college-girls by the time he was 15 years old. He was already a man.
Alex got this.
Donald Trump stop hacking in to Queen's forum account.
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Mr. Jones was apparently really calm despite losing his kids. Seeing as this is the guy who tears off his shirt and cries like a baby over things like Obama winning the elections or chemtrails and such I have come to the conclusion that he probably doesn't care about his kids much.
I mean, I was at least expecting something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVoVIyL-ERU
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Maybe he just ate some more Chili and forgot what the trial was about.
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Oh check out Alex Jones post trial press conference, where he attacks the Fake News for not focusing on the imminent threat of chimeras and Spider-goats.
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/04/watch-alex-jones-holds-bonkers-press-conference-to-rip-reporters-and-warn-about-human-animal-chimeras/
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Spider-goat, spider-goat, does whatever a spider-goat does...
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Oh check out Alex Jones post trial press conference, where he attacks the Fake News for not focusing on the imminent threat of chimeras and Spider-goats.
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/04/watch-alex-jones-holds-bonkers-press-conference-to-rip-reporters-and-warn-about-human-animal-chimeras/
Sounds like a bad episode of Scooby Doo which ends with the Scooby Gang unmasking the spider-goat Chimera to reveal Milo Yiannopoulos.
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Fred: Okay, this is completely inexplicable. What does a conservative provocateur have to gain by---
Milo: Well you see, I figured if I dressed up as the spider goat chimera, I could scare Steve Bannon into coming back to his job, and due to our friendly relationship he would hire me back, this would then be followed by doing a story on the menace of the chimera monsters using information I could only get by secretly being one of them and thus become the chief chimera research journalist in the Trump Administration! Would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling cucksters and your great dane!
-police drag him away-
Fred: ...and here I thought Avocados' plan was needlessly complicated...
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[rewritten to actually match the character's syntax]
Fred: Now, let's see who this so-called spider goat really is. [takes off mask, revealing Milo's face]
Fred, Daphne, and Shaggy in unison: Milo Yiannopoulos?!
Scooby: Rut?!
Velma: I knew it had to be Milo when, after clobbering Daph, the "spider goat" ran off blushing into the men's bathroom. He's the only one here sexually repressed enough to have that kind of reaction.
[Daphne crosses her arms, muttering "creep" to herself]
Shaggy: But, why would Milo want to wreck a video game conference?
Velma: That's why this whole thing started on the last day. It's not the video game conference that Milo wanted to ruin. He wanted to scare off the "women in tech" conference that's happening tomorrow. Nobody would be suspicious of Milo being at the video game conference, but if he tried to attend tomorrow's conference, he would have been kicked out before he could even start using his "spider goat" gimmick.
Milo: Gimmick?!
Policeman: Well, where he's going, men and women get their own separate prisons, just like you'd want it.
Milo (muttering to himself): And I got caught by a girl, too.
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Alex is my favorite performance artist. He sells me water filters and gives me joy in my hollow life with his crazy antics.
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I never got the rage people have for this guy.
He's funny as fuck. Weirdly, if you listen to the first 30-90 seconds of one of his rants you can usually get a source for something that's actually happening and reported by someone sane and credible. Just note that down for later reading then chuckle as he spins it into Paedophile Alien Vampire Jews turning the frogs gay then ends with him shilling one of his silly supplements.
It's an evening's entertainment in itself.
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Meanwhile, Jones said he would never settle the suit brought against him by Chobani, whom he had claimed brought in criminals of various sorts when the company committed to hiring refugees, that he would fight it in court all the way.
So what happened?
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/17/us/alex-jones-chobani-lawsuit.html?_r=0
Jones settled, of course.
Looks like Chobani just cucked that beta male Alex Jones.
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I never got the rage people have for this guy.
He's funny as fuck. Weirdly, if you listen to the first 30-90 seconds of one of his rants you can usually get a source for something that's actually happening and reported by someone sane and credible. Just note that down for later reading then chuckle as he spins it into Paedophile Alien Vampire Jews turning the frogs gay then ends with him shilling one of his silly supplements.
It's an evening's entertainment in itself.
The Paedophile Alien Vampire Jews were last week's news, man. This week, its all about them Interdimensional Reptilian Shapeshifting Koalas from Kuala Lumpur.
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(http://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/3/5/8/612358_v2.jpg)
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...Alex, why did you let yourself get so out of shape?
You were beautiful once. You had an excellent aesthetic body.
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...Alex, why did you let yourself get so out of shape?
You were beautiful once. You had an excellent aesthetic body.
It's just as well that he did. Could you resist even the sort of bullshit he spews coming from that?
EDIT: Although, when that guy tells you he wants to go to space (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1QXabJvIvo), NASA wouldn't need government funding any more, everyone would just give all their money to the agency.
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Yeah - if he looked like THAT, then there would be no chance. Everyone would believe every word from his mouth, all for a shot at touching his pecs.
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Alex will survive, cause he's more than a man's man, he's a man's man's man. A man-cube. When he was 16, he didn't want to party anymore. He didn't want to play games anymore. He grew up. He already been in fights, all the big rituals. He hates to brag, he's actually not bragging, it's shameful. He probably had 150 women or more. That's conservative. He'd had over 150 women. He'd already been in fights with full-grown men. He was already dating college-girls by the time he was 15 years old. He was already a man.
Alex got this.
Yeah it looks like he's surviving, Infowars just got an official white house press pass. Just a temporary one for now but Jerome Corsi claims they'll be applying for a permanent one in three months.
Because I guess if the white house is going to be a circus you need to get a performing monkey.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48k4xp7zMn8
http://www.snopes.com/2017/05/22/infowars-temporary-press-pass/
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Alex will survive, cause he's more than a man's man, he's a man's man's man. A man-cube. When he was 16, he didn't want to party anymore. He didn't want to play games anymore. He grew up. He already been in fights, all the big rituals. He hates to brag, he's actually not bragging, it's shameful. He probably had 150 women or more. That's conservative. He'd had over 150 women. He'd already been in fights with full-grown men. He was already dating college-girls by the time he was 15 years old. He was already a man.
Alex got this.
Yeah it looks like he's surviving, Infowars just got an official white house press pass. Just a temporary one for now but Jerome Corsi claims they'll be applying for a permanent one in three months.
Because I guess if the white house is going to be a circus you need to get a performing monkey.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48k4xp7zMn8
http://www.snopes.com/2017/05/22/infowars-temporary-press-pass/
I hope our Alex always stays, like I said before, he's so ridiculous he's funny. It's a good thing that he gets to survive and stay in business.