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Obama Birth Certificate Maybe Forged, Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says
« on: March 02, 2012, 10:26:50 am »
So ol' smilin' Sheriff Joe now says his "team" of "investigators" have evidence that Obama's birth certificate is a forgery. And that he's TOTALLY not just pandering for votes, either. Honest injun!

Well, Joe, see there's a basic problem with even your accusation. Obama was not born in Maricopa County, Arizona. He's never lived there. He'll, I doubt he's ever even set foot in Maricopa County. And with assholes like you in power there, he isn't likely too, either. Joe, Joe, Joe...even if your accusations were in any way true, credible, or provable, you and your office have zero jurisdiction.

Seriously. Does anyone, even Obama haters, think that you can "prove" the validity of a document sitting in a file in Hawaii by looking at pictures of it on the internet in Buttfuck, Arizona?

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Re: Obama Birth Certificate Maybe Forged, Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2012, 11:04:32 am »
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Re: Obama Birth Certificate Maybe Forged, Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2012, 12:26:17 pm »
I see ol' Joe and the other birthers need to awarded ths:

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Re: Obama Birth Certificate Maybe Forged, Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2012, 12:31:38 pm »
Not this again.

You would think that the "states rights" people would be the first to say Hawaii's claim that Obama was born there is proof enough.
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Re: Obama Birth Certificate Maybe Forged, Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2012, 01:34:40 pm »
Annnnd here comes the headache...how many times has this been addressed now? It's getting beyond beating the dead horse. Poor horse is probably a skeleton by now.I say Arpaio should have to foot the bill for this witch hunt out of his own damned pocket.
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Re: Obama Birth Certificate Maybe Forged, Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2012, 05:58:27 pm »
Oh yeah it's a forgery.  I can tell because it's been photoshopped.  Yep.  Now vote for me and ignore my various abuses of the justice system!

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Re: Obama Birth Certificate Maybe Forged, Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2012, 06:10:30 pm »
Quote from: sandman on March 02, 2012, 10:26:50 am
So ol' smilin' Sheriff Joe now says his "team" of "investigators" have evidence that Obama's birth certificate is a forgery.Source

That's so fail.

Also, Mr. Obama and his team of investigators (i.e. the feds) have evidence that you're a crooked cop with a racist streak, to put it politely.
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Re: Obama Birth Certificate Maybe Forged, Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2012, 06:11:13 pm »
Quote from: ironbite on March 02, 2012, 05:58:27 pm
Oh yeah it's a forgery.  I can tell because it's been photoshopped.  Yep.  Now vote for me and ignore my various abuses of the justice system!

Ironbite-dude is a wart on the tea party's buttocks.

And the Tea Party is a wart on humanity's ass, sooooooo...yeah.
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