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Egyptian Law To Allow Sex With The Dead......
« on: April 26, 2012, 03:31:48 pm »
.....if they were married.

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Egypt’s Islamist-dominated parliament is set to introduce a law allowing husbands to have sex with their dead wives up to six hours after death. Critics fear it highlights a trend of increasingly anti-female legislation since the Arab Spring.
­The “farewell Intercourse” bill was inspired by a Fatwa issued by a Moroccan cleric last year. Zamzami Abdul Bar said that since the two would meet in Heaven again anyway, death shouldn’t get in the way of one last post-mortem marital romp. 

ICK!!!
Honestly, what the fuck were they thinking!

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Also, the goverment is looking at dropping the age women can marry to 14.

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Re: Egyptian Law To Allow Sex With The Dead......
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2012, 03:46:13 pm »
....what?

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Re: Egyptian Law To Allow Sex With The Dead......
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2012, 03:57:37 pm »

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Re: Egyptian Law To Allow Sex With The Dead......
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2012, 04:10:43 pm »
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/h5lv90

It would appear that this law is either made up, or the Egyptian press is heavily censored. Neither would surprise me.
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Re: Egyptian Law To Allow Sex With The Dead......
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2012, 04:11:24 pm »
...Really?
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Re: Egyptian Law To Allow Sex With The Dead......
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Re: Egyptian Law To Allow Sex With The Dead......
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2012, 05:21:02 pm »
That is disgusting actually. I can't imagine anyone doing this unless they are a necrophile.
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Re: Egyptian Law To Allow Sex With The Dead......
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2012, 05:36:10 pm »
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/h5lv90

It would appear that this law is either made up, or the Egyptian press is heavily censored. Neither would surprise me.

Since nobody seems to be acknowledging my earlier post.

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Re: Egyptian Law To Allow Sex With The Dead......
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2012, 06:21:44 pm »
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/h5lv90

It would appear that this law is either made up, or the Egyptian press is heavily censored. Neither would surprise me.

Since nobody seems to be acknowledging my earlier post.

I acknowledge it.

While I have no doubt that there's a lot of shit women in the arab world, that doesn't mean this particular thing is true.  especially when as someone on the original article pointed out, Islam stresses quick burial.  Waiting up to 6 hours would be a weird thing for a supposed Muslim cleric to endorse even without the necrophilia.

Too close to "Hitler ate babies" for my taste.  I think we got snookered on this one.
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Re: Egyptian Law To Allow Sex With The Dead......
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2012, 07:15:49 pm »
Naw.
I am an old man, and I've seen many problems, most of which never happened.

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Re: Egyptian Law To Allow Sex With The Dead......
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2012, 09:11:19 pm »
Good thing it's a load of bunk. I was about to go off there for a moment. Any idea where this claptrap was first thought up?


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Re: Egyptian Law To Allow Sex With The Dead......
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2012, 09:29:55 pm »
Good thing it's a load of bunk. I was about to go off there for a moment. Any idea where this claptrap was first thought up?
Pro-Mubarak newspaper.

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Re: Egyptian Law To Allow Sex With The Dead......
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2012, 09:32:38 pm »
Good thing it's a load of bunk. I was about to go off there for a moment. Any idea where this claptrap was first thought up?
Pro-Mubarak newspaper.
Would not surprise me seeing as with the Arab Spring many of the leaders were women

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Re: Egyptian Law To Allow Sex With The Dead......
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2012, 03:41:37 am »
Yeah, I thought that didn't make much sense.

Unfortunately, I was so stunned that I missed the post correcting it XD

Yeah, propaganda is weird shit.
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