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Afraid of Spiders?
« on: February 16, 2013, 01:56:16 am »
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2013/02/thousands-of-spiders/

Basically, a man walked out of a wedding and saw thousands of spiders crawling over the sky.

This is because they made a massive web between the telephone poles. Take a look. Its so freakin awesome
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Re: Afraid of Spiders?
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2013, 04:01:32 am »
why did i click why did i click oh god my eyes the nightmares cometh
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Re: Afraid of Spiders?
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2013, 04:07:40 am »
AWESSOME !!!(I like spiders...alot so much so that when I was younger I kept several live specimens for study)

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Re: Afraid of Spiders?
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2013, 04:09:56 am »
What do you call it when you're both very scared and very happy?

That's what I'm feeling.
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Re: Afraid of Spiders?
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2013, 04:39:48 am »
Meanwhile, in Brazil....
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Re: Afraid of Spiders?
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2013, 04:31:59 pm »
I've read about it happening, but have never seen it.  It's a weird effect to be sure...

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Re: Afraid of Spiders?
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2013, 04:33:32 pm »
That is incredibly cool.

It's amazing the stuff nature comes up with somedays.
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Re: Afraid of Spiders?
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2013, 05:16:28 pm »
This reminds me of another story where loads of spiders made their webs in the trees to escape flooding in Australia:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/thousands-spiders-blanket-australian-farm-escaping-flood-165958059.html

As someone who is terrified of spiders I find these events very disturbing.



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Re: Afraid of Spiders?
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2013, 12:13:25 am »
You guys keep worrying about Arachnids, I'll keep hoping nobody tries to weaponize Apocrita.

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Re: Afraid of Spiders?
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2013, 03:18:28 am »
It seems web designers have embraced the cloud.
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Re: Afraid of Spiders?
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2013, 08:10:17 am »
It seems web designers have embraced the cloud.

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Re: Afraid of Spiders?
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2013, 01:37:24 am »
That's neat.  Looks a lot like the soffits under my house.  Then again, the ones I have are garden spiders.
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Re: Afraid of Spiders?
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2013, 04:03:28 am »
That sky looks a little grey, would't an unexpected shower send the spidies hurtling down on to the revellers?

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Re: Afraid of Spiders?
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2013, 09:42:43 am »
This is a photo I took in Jamaica 3 years ago.  These are Banana Spiders and they are everywhere there.  This was in a park just outside of Ocho Rios.  They had built their web directly over the walkway.



I would take the biggest detour to avoid that

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Re: Afraid of Spiders?
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2013, 12:39:12 pm »
This is a photo I took in Jamaica 3 years ago.  These are Banana Spiders and they are everywhere there.  This was in a park just outside of Ocho Rios.  They had built their web directly over the walkway.





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