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Offline DiscoBerry

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NAME THAT POLITICIAN!
« on: January 23, 2012, 05:36:37 pm »
Name that Douche Bag Candidate:

1)

2)

3)

4)

5)

Edited because descriptive titles are AWESOME!
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« Last Edit: January 24, 2012, 01:46:51 am by Napoleon the Clown »

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Re: Sexy Pictures
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2012, 05:37:23 pm »
The topic title is terribly misleading and thus I won't play your game.

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Re: Sexy Pictures
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2012, 05:44:09 pm »
Santorum, easy. Now what is this thread about?
That said, I've stopped trying to anticipate what people around here want a while ago, I've found it makes things smoother.
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Re: NAME THAT POLITICIAN!
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2012, 06:22:01 am »
EDIT: Whoops, didn't see Yla's answer before I posted.  :P
« Last Edit: January 24, 2012, 06:23:35 am by jumpingjackflash »
Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?

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Re: NAME THAT POLITICIAN!
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2012, 11:29:29 am »
He looks like the sort of pervert who goes around sniffing little girls' bicycle saddles in at least three of those photos.
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Re: NAME THAT POLITICIAN!
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2012, 12:26:07 pm »
In case someone does not know, you can right click and go to view image to find out who each one is. I only got two out of the five (numbers 1 & 3) right on first guess.

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Re: NAME THAT POLITICIAN!
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2012, 12:40:47 pm »
Is it bad that I only know of these people's names and not their faces? :D
In paranoia I find genius / But the ice-dreams have come
with spiritless consequence / A hatchet has been hidden
between my eyes / A hatchet gift-wrapped in paranoia / A
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yet inextricable thoughts still weave / Introspection
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Re: NAME THAT POLITICIAN!
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2012, 12:52:27 pm »
Is it bad that I only know of these people's names and not their faces? :D

No, when I was working at a local toy store several years back the Sheriff came in with his grandkids. He was wearing a Sheriff's department jacket, which they are allowed to wear off duty or after they've retired. I asked him, I ASKED the SHERIFF, if he currently worked for the department.

My brother felt the need to apologize to him when they ran into each other at church. "Well, she's a liberal sir." According to him Sheriff Phalen replied with "Ah, that explains it."  ::)
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Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.