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Re: Alex Jones loses Custody, claims he makes everything up.
« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2017, 04:25:13 am »
Alex is my favorite performance artist. He sells me water filters and gives me joy in my hollow life with his crazy antics.

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Re: Alex Jones loses Custody, claims he makes everything up.
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2017, 05:41:30 pm »
I never got the rage people have for this guy.

He's funny as fuck.  Weirdly, if you listen to the first 30-90 seconds of one of his rants you can usually get a source for something that's actually happening and reported by someone sane and credible.  Just note that down for later reading then chuckle as he spins it into Paedophile Alien Vampire Jews turning the frogs gay then ends with him shilling one of his silly supplements.

It's an evening's entertainment in itself.


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Re: Alex Jones loses Custody, claims he makes everything up.
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2017, 05:56:22 pm »
Meanwhile, Jones said he would never settle the suit brought against him by Chobani, whom he had claimed brought in criminals of various sorts when the company committed to hiring refugees, that he would fight it in court all the way.

So what happened?

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/17/us/alex-jones-chobani-lawsuit.html?_r=0

Jones settled, of course.

Looks like Chobani just cucked that beta male Alex Jones.
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Re: Alex Jones loses Custody, claims he makes everything up.
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2017, 12:02:31 am »
I never got the rage people have for this guy.

He's funny as fuck.  Weirdly, if you listen to the first 30-90 seconds of one of his rants you can usually get a source for something that's actually happening and reported by someone sane and credible.  Just note that down for later reading then chuckle as he spins it into Paedophile Alien Vampire Jews turning the frogs gay then ends with him shilling one of his silly supplements.

It's an evening's entertainment in itself.

The Paedophile Alien Vampire Jews were last week's news, man. This week, its all about them Interdimensional Reptilian Shapeshifting Koalas from Kuala Lumpur.
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Re: Alex Jones loses Custody, claims he makes everything up.
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2017, 04:16:49 am »
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Re: Alex Jones loses Custody, claims he makes everything up.
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2017, 02:03:24 am »
...Alex, why did you let yourself get so out of shape?

You were beautiful once. You had an excellent aesthetic body.
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Re: Alex Jones loses Custody, claims he makes everything up.
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2017, 03:18:07 am »
...Alex, why did you let yourself get so out of shape?

You were beautiful once. You had an excellent aesthetic body.

It's just as well that he did. Could you resist even the sort of bullshit he spews coming from that?

EDIT: Although, when that guy tells you he wants to go to space, NASA wouldn't need government funding any more, everyone would just give all their money to the agency.
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Re: Alex Jones loses Custody, claims he makes everything up.
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2017, 03:40:53 am »
Yeah - if he looked like THAT, then there would be no chance. Everyone would believe every word from his mouth, all for a shot at touching his pecs.
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Re: Alex Jones loses Custody, claims he makes everything up.
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2017, 12:13:53 am »
Alex will survive, cause he's more than a man's man, he's a man's man's man. A man-cube. When he was 16, he didn't want to party anymore. He didn't want to play games anymore. He grew up. He already been in fights, all the big rituals. He hates to brag, he's actually not bragging, it's shameful. He probably had 150 women or more. That's conservative. He'd had over 150 women. He'd already been in fights with full-grown men. He was already dating college-girls by the time he was 15 years old. He was already a man.

Alex got this.

Yeah it looks like he's surviving, Infowars just got an official white house press pass.  Just a temporary one for now but Jerome Corsi claims they'll be applying for a permanent one in three months.

Because I guess if the white house is going to be a circus you need to get a performing monkey.
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Re: Alex Jones loses Custody, claims he makes everything up.
« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2017, 05:52:31 am »
Alex will survive, cause he's more than a man's man, he's a man's man's man. A man-cube. When he was 16, he didn't want to party anymore. He didn't want to play games anymore. He grew up. He already been in fights, all the big rituals. He hates to brag, he's actually not bragging, it's shameful. He probably had 150 women or more. That's conservative. He'd had over 150 women. He'd already been in fights with full-grown men. He was already dating college-girls by the time he was 15 years old. He was already a man.

Alex got this.

Yeah it looks like he's surviving, Infowars just got an official white house press pass.  Just a temporary one for now but Jerome Corsi claims they'll be applying for a permanent one in three months.

Because I guess if the white house is going to be a circus you need to get a performing monkey.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48k4xp7zMn8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48k4xp7zMn8</a>

http://www.snopes.com/2017/05/22/infowars-temporary-press-pass/

I hope our Alex always stays, like I said before, he's so ridiculous he's funny. It's a good thing that he gets to survive and stay in business.