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Little Girl Finds Gun in her Donated Christmas Present
« on: December 31, 2012, 04:20:13 pm »
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/little-girl-finds-teddy-bear-gun-inside-donated-221756592.html

Okay, there's someone out there who needs a serious whack upside the head. Seriously, wtf were they THINKING? Thank goodness it was inoperable...

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Re: Little Girl Finds Gun in her Donated Christmas Present
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2012, 04:48:16 pm »
Bizarre, but hardly earth shaking.  The donor might be dull enough to think it would be considered a toy and used as such.
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Re: Little Girl Finds Gun in her Donated Christmas Present
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2013, 12:20:07 am »
*headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*

IDIOT. The hell was this moron thinking? *sighs* You don't do that with donated gifts.


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Re: Little Girl Finds Gun in her Donated Christmas Present
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2013, 10:54:10 am »
Ugh, the comments. Why did I look at the comments?? Have to love how most of them are "Don't blame the church". Yes, It's not like the church gave them the presents or anything.  ::)
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Just as the people who stick needles in Halloween candy, the socialist control grid media will look for any excuse to stick its gun control propaganda into the headlines.

It won't be much of a stretch that this asshat probably believes that someone did it just to prove a point about gun control.

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Re: Little Girl Finds Gun in her Donated Christmas Present
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2013, 11:09:31 am »
Well, I see we're starting off on a good foot for terrifyingly idiotic things done in (or around) 2013.
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Re: Little Girl Finds Gun in her Donated Christmas Present
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2013, 04:16:14 pm »
That's a step up from 9 years ago.
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Re: Little Girl Finds Gun in her Donated Christmas Present
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2013, 01:14:52 am »
I bet there is a wacky misunderstanding behind this.

Some hitman was smuggling his gun inside a teddy bear but after bumbing into the guy buying a donated gift they picked up the wrong teddies.

I bet he went into a meeting with some mob boss and shouted something like "say hello to my little friend" while sticking his hand inside the bears ass and pointing it at the boss, only then realizing that he got the wrong bear.


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Re: Little Girl Finds Gun in her Donated Christmas Present
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2013, 11:30:25 pm »
Little Susie's real Christmas gift this year is Constitutional liberty, which she can now defend.
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