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Re: Where is the kingdom of God?
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2013, 08:44:50 pm »
I would have came up with a response like every other time this person pops up on this forum, but I can't come up with anything witty right now.

Especially considering this person is a drive-by evangelist who thinks we're all a bunch of weak-minded people (I would have said "weak-minded atheists," but some of our user base are religious, but not fanatical bullies everyone sane here despises of*) who'll just "come to Jesus" over several paragraphs laced with Bible quotations.

*And I would also mention that any fundamentalist Christian will call "No True Scotsman" to anyone on this site who is a Christian themselves, but these people follow black and white thinking and hates everyone who isn't "for them."

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Re: Where is the kingdom of God?
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2013, 10:34:14 pm »
Arunangelo, in case you're actually reading this: You are a coward, and your faith is weak. If you had any courage or faith in your convictions, you wouldn't tuck tail and run after posting. I think you are deeply afraid that if you actually stuck around and talked/discussed/debated with us, we might convince you that you're wrong about god and the truth of the bible. And that means that deep down, you don't really believe it yourself.

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Re: Where is the kingdom of God?
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2013, 11:42:20 pm »
It could always move up my ass.
Like everything else.

EVERYTHING else? *revs up chainsaw*

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Re: Where is the kingdom of God?
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2013, 11:43:52 pm »
It could always move up my ass.
Like everything else.

EVERYTHING else? *revs up chainsaw*
Apparently there's already a party going on in there.

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Re: Where is the kingdom of God?
« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2013, 01:51:47 am »
"Where is the kingdom of God?"

I heard it's at Mt. Coronet in Sinnoh.
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Re: Where is the kingdom of God?
« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2013, 02:25:10 am »
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Where is the kingdom of God?


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Re: Where is the kingdom of God?
« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2013, 02:51:57 am »
It is the spirit of Jesus which is unconditional, selfless, sacrificial, merciful, humble, ever-forgiving and faithful.

I could argue that Jesus had none of these qualities, using examples from the Bible. "Love me or I torture you forever" is the very definition of conditional. Also humble people don't call themselves "The Light of the World" as Jesus did. And by resurrecting himself he didn't sacrifice anything. And denying people a drop of water in Hell isn't merciful. I could go on...

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Re: Where is the kingdom of God?
« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2013, 08:23:23 pm »
The Kingdom of God?  Oh!  You mean Valhalla!

Seriously, your saviour got nailed to a stick and killed by a bunch of pussy-ass Italians.  Thor kills a wolf the size of a mountain with a god damned hammer.
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Re: Where is the kingdom of God?
« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2013, 11:44:52 pm »
The Kingdom of God?  Oh!  You mean Valhalla!

Seriously, your saviour got nailed to a stick and killed by a bunch of pussy-ass Italians.  Thor kills a wolf the size of a mountain with a god damned hammer.
Thor doesn't kill Fenrir. He kills Jörmungandr. Víðarr kills Fenrir.

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Re: Where is the kingdom of God?
« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2013, 12:11:05 am »
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Re: Where is the kingdom of God?
« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2013, 09:04:55 am »
The Kingdom of God?  Oh!  You mean Valhalla!

Seriously, your saviour got nailed to a stick and killed by a bunch of pussy-ass Italians.  Thor kills a wolf the size of a mountain with a god damned hammer.
Thor doesn't kill Fenrir. He kills Jörmungandr. Víðarr kills Fenrir.

Ohhhhh, yeah.../derp.  Still, he kills a SNAKE the size of a mountain with a god damned hammer.  Either way, its still pretty badass, and Jesus is still a pussy.
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Re: Where is the kingdom of God?
« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2013, 05:21:06 am »
Arunangelo, in case you're actually reading this: You are a coward, and your faith is weak. If you had any courage or faith in your convictions, you wouldn't tuck tail and run after posting. I think you are deeply afraid that if you actually stuck around and talked/discussed/debated with us, we might convince you that you're wrong about god and the truth of the bible. And that means that deep down, you don't really believe it yourself.

This right here.  It was people like Sandman who made me more curious about having a religion than this drive-by evangelism that gets blown down like a house of cards every time.  And then people just love to claim that "lifestyle evangelism" is worthless.
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Re: Where is the kingdom of God?
« Reply #27 on: August 09, 2013, 02:04:25 am »
Things like this are one of the reasons why I'm glad that most spiritualities that are in the umbrella of "Paganism" seem to strictly forbid proselytizing.
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