MR. PINE'S GUIDE TO CHRISTIAN NEWS NETWORK FUNDIESHere is where I wanted to introduce the world to Oboehner.
http://www.fstdt.com/Search.aspx?Fundie=oboehnerI believe Oboehner used to use the name "Demopublicrat" on there. The style is identical, but Demopublicrat doesn't post anymore. Likely it got banned.
Oboehner is a fundamentalist Christian who is a hardcore science denier. Two subjects get him worked up to the point where he can't NOT comment, one is evolution (which he steadfastly refers to as a "religion") and LGBT stuff.
Interestingly, he doesn't mention God often. Hardly at all. Occasionally he'll lob in a Bible quote. He's more interested in sneering and dismissing you when you tell him he doesn't understand evolution well enough to even be discussing it. Since science at one time endorsed things like blood letting and a flat earth, he'll often call his opponents "flat earth boy" or "blood letting boy" or "exploding dot boy" - yes, he's a big proponent of the strawman and will often refer to the Big Bang as an exploding dot. Trouble is, he confuses abiogenesis/cosmology with evolution, like so many of them over there. Give him some evolution website, some link to an iron-clad scientific proof? He calls it "popular opinion".
As for LGBT stuff, he loves to call them "deviant perverts" and, as Jesus would do, call male homosexuals not just "sodomites" but turd burglars and butt pirates. For lesbians, he has the lovely phrase "fur trader". Christian News Network WILL delete those comments if you report them, but my experience with the powers that be over there is that they are
filthy shit bags who want to promote all the haters and silence all their detractors. It's tricky navigation over there. But worth it.
Oboehner is a man of few words. He is out to do one thing: mock you/try to make you look stupid, but he's got his head buried so far in the sand (or in some other nether region) that he won't acknowledge facts. He is almost always on the offensive and never on the defensive. My personal irritation factor with him out of 10 is about a 9, whereas I'd put WorldGoneCrazy at about a 7.5 and Last Trump at an 8.5 and FoJC_Forever at about a 6.