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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #840 on: May 01, 2017, 08:29:04 am »
I wonder how USA celebrates international workers day?



Oh yes, the daily pledge to the flag to remain subservient to the government and the one true Christian faith.

Just like any other day.
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"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #841 on: May 01, 2017, 08:42:06 pm »
can't let the communists win, y'know
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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #842 on: May 05, 2017, 04:30:54 am »
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #843 on: May 05, 2017, 12:02:01 pm »
Brace yourselves, this one is a doozy


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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #844 on: May 05, 2017, 01:15:22 pm »
"Kind and sweet personality"

Suuure, that's what you're after, yeaaah...
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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #845 on: May 05, 2017, 01:57:58 pm »
...................................................WHAT IN THE FUCK!?

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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #846 on: May 05, 2017, 02:04:30 pm »
I hope all this person's daughters are lesbians.
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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #847 on: May 05, 2017, 02:37:12 pm »
I think that would make it worse.

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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #848 on: May 05, 2017, 04:32:06 pm »
I hope if this person has daughters, should they be into guys, they date the most muscled up jock and invite him over...especially if his actual name is Chad.

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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #849 on: May 05, 2017, 10:28:13 pm »
I would've thought raising someone else's daughter would be the ultimate cuckoldry. If it's your own, the by definition it doesn't count.

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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #850 on: May 06, 2017, 01:32:22 am »
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #851 on: May 06, 2017, 01:58:34 am »
Yeah, because destroying their most holy relic wouldn't just absolutely piss all of them off, and the murder of tens of thousands of civilians wouldn't piss everybody else in the world at us.

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« Reply #852 on: May 06, 2017, 02:12:14 am »
Yeah, because destroying their most holy relic wouldn't just absolutely piss all of them off, and the murder of tens of thousands of civilians wouldn't piss everybody else in the world at us.



You are missing the point. If you kill every single brown person Muslim in the world then there won't be anyone left to be mad at USA.

...What's that? You would have to kill millions of people all over the world and even if succesfull this genocide would anger people who aren't even Muslims? Nonsense. These people are pro-genocide when the victims are of different ethnic group or ideology and can't understand why people who aren't from the victim group would get upset. Kinda like when Niam suggested killing the rich and didn't get it why the rest of us didn't think that murder is a good idea even if we don't like some of the victims.

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Note that the comment on the top is what they posted. That is not something that some media or SJW said, they are literally trying to troll LGBT people by making the rainbow flag a joke symbol of theirs.
« Last Edit: May 06, 2017, 02:30:41 am by Askold »
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #853 on: May 06, 2017, 02:39:03 am »
Teeechnically on the internet? it was an email I got in response to calling my rep the other day, urging him to vote against the AHCA (he didn't listen)
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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #854 on: May 06, 2017, 02:51:50 am »
...Could you give that email to some media (or Democrat party) so that they can call them on their bullshit?
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!