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The object of the game is simple: re-title a movie/TV series/story/whatever in the most unflattering terms you can imagine, while still staying true to the story's content.  For example...

(Harry Potter)
Child Soldier and the War Against Magical Hitler

(The Honeymooners)
Spousal Abuse Metaphors

(Everybody Loves Raymond)
The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Raymond
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Re: Titles of Movies and Stories (In the most unflattering terms possible)
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2016, 11:38:52 am »
(Power Rangers)
Child Soldiers of the Rainbow

(Atlas Shrugged)
Terrorists For The Cause Of Selfishness

(Batman)
Punishing People Driven To Crime By Poverty Without Trial Or Appeal
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Re: Titles of Movies and Stories (In the most unflattering terms possible)
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2016, 05:08:07 pm »
(Mr Bean)
Manchild is a dick to strangers

(Pokemon)
Baby's first cockfighting simulator

(Star Wars)
Find the magical sword, kill the evil wizard and save the princess. But it's in space, so it's totally not generic as fuck.

(Seinfeld)
The mundane adventures of four aging yuppies.

(Dragon Ball Z)
Characters float in the air and scream at each other for entire episodes at a time. Occasionally someone's hair turns blond or there's a bit of dialogue somewhere.
« Last Edit: January 24, 2016, 05:13:39 pm by Art Vandelay »

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Re: Titles of Movies and Stories (In the most unflattering terms possible)
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2016, 06:02:20 pm »
I'm not sure that's the most unflattering description of Seinfeld. - 4 Terrible people hang out in Manhattan and do nothing.

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Re: Titles of Movies and Stories (In the most unflattering terms possible)
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2016, 12:02:38 am »
(Duck Dynasty)
Rednecks who make shitty hunting calls.

[I know this is more an internet thing, but whatever.]
(Maddox)
Douchebag that hasn't been funny in over a decade as he never changes his routine to remain fresh or relevant.

(Game of Thrones)
None of this would have happened if it weren't for incest.

(Family Guy)
Adding to the Matryoshka doll that is the stupid dad animated sitcom.

(Pokemon)
Mentally disabled child allowed to train living weapons of mass destruction.

(Fallout 4)
Procrastination Simulator.

(Twilight)
Teenage sociopath causes war between man-eating monsters.

(50 Shades of Gray)
50 Shades of Rape (Alternately: At least the sex in Twilight was consensual.)

(GTA IV)
Angsty Eastern European man caught in boring crime drama.

(Dragon Age)
Templars fuck up on a massive scale, leads to hundreds of deaths.
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Re: Titles of Movies and Stories (In the most unflattering terms possible)
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2016, 12:59:55 am »
(Bully)
GTA: Vice City, Highschool Edition.

(Beyond Good and Evil)
Save the world through the power of stealth. By stealth, I mean bashing anyone who looks at you funny with a big stick.

(Just Cause (plus sequels))
American foreign policy simulator.
« Last Edit: January 26, 2016, 06:00:56 am by Art Vandelay »