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Offline Dr. Weird

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Re: The world will end on Saturday
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2017, 03:26:41 pm »
So if anyone's wondering why we are still alive, the guy who made the prediction backtracted it and said that Planet X only past us by, and will cause several weeks of Hurricanes, Earthquakes, Volcanoes etc.

I'm just shocked, I tell you.  Shocked!  Can you see how shocked I am? ::)
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Re: The world will end on Saturday
« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2017, 05:20:56 pm »
A little behind schedule, aren't we?
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Re: The world will end on Saturday
« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2017, 05:47:55 pm »
The end of the world/start of the crapture has been cancelled and Planet Nibiru wishes to apologize for the inconvenience caused by said cancellation. This was thought to be caused by an unexpected air traffic control strike beyond its powers and beyond our galaxy. Those wishing to claim compensation for changed plans, disappointment and expenses should address their claims to Mr. David Meade, whose contact information is unfortunately not known at the present time but who is believed to be hiding in a bunker, location unknown, made from thousands of his unsold books. Tin-hatters and conspiracy theorists will be given priority status in order to pay for the re-education and counselling they desperately require. The rest of the world should carry on as normal and await the next ridiculous prediction and the comments that follow.
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Re: The world will end on Saturday
« Reply #18 on: October 04, 2017, 09:22:46 am »
Sorry, just seeing this now.

Did it end?  I was doing laundry.
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Re: The world will end on Saturday
« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2017, 10:03:19 am »
The rum was temporarily gone, so my world almost ended.
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Re: The world will end on Saturday
« Reply #20 on: October 05, 2017, 04:28:43 am »
I've been through like 6 of these its nothing I can't handle.

Which - apocalypses or doomsday orgies?

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