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Sovereign Citizen aren't people according to Sovereign Citizen
« on: October 08, 2017, 05:03:19 pm »
So a Sovereign Citizen was arrested for trying to sell meth to a cop, and is now looking at five years in prison for drug and weapons charges.  In court he tried the usual bullshit of claiming minor changes of the spelling of his name makes him immune to the law, but added a new twist: he denied that he was person, instead saying he was legally "some sort of agricultural product" and thus not subject to US law.

http://loweringthebar.net/2017/10/judge-rejects-ag-product-claim.html

The Judge rejected this argument.

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Re: Sovereign Citizen aren't people according to Sovereign Citizen
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2017, 05:53:58 pm »
...something tells me in addition to selling a product, he was also using it.
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Re: Sovereign Citizen aren't people according to Sovereign Citizen
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2017, 11:13:12 pm »
he denied that he was person, instead saying he was legally "some sort of agricultural product"
Yeah, that only works if you're black.

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Re: Sovereign Citizen aren't people according to Sovereign Citizen
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2017, 01:22:15 am »
he denied that he was person, instead saying he was legally "some sort of agricultural product"
Yeah, that only works if you're black.

"Agricultural TOOL." If you're going to make a horrible joke, at least make it correctly.
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Re: Sovereign Citizen aren't people according to Sovereign Citizen
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2017, 02:13:23 am »
he denied that he was person, instead saying he was legally "some sort of agricultural product"
Yeah, that only works if you're black.

"Agricultural TOOL." If you're going to make a horrible joke, at least make it correctly.

Strictly speaking, they're both. At least second generation onwards.

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« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2017, 10:50:48 am »
It never fails. Every time I think Sovereign Citizens can't get any crazier, somebody lowers the bar.
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Re: Sovereign Citizen aren't people according to Sovereign Citizen
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2017, 03:44:44 pm »
*faceclaws*

Ironbite-I can't even....*sips pumpkin spice latte*

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« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2017, 04:18:04 pm »
Huh, didn't know Ironbite was a basic bitch.
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Re: Sovereign Citizen aren't people according to Sovereign Citizen
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2017, 06:07:32 pm »
I still haven't figured out what the fuck is pumpkin spice? Why do Americans put it in the brown dogwater they call coffee?

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« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2017, 06:10:31 pm »
I still haven't figured out what the fuck is pumpkin spice? Why do Americans put it in the brown dogwater they call coffee?

It's something coffee-drinkers over here use to hide the fact that their coffee is brown dogwater.
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« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2017, 06:42:20 pm »
It doesn't even do anything good for the coffee.  I've heard varying reports that its taste ranges anywhere from vaguely pumpkin flavoured garbage to dish soap.

Also, don't you upside-down crackers have pumpkin pie, or have the drop bears, oppressive climate, and baby-eating dingos fried your brains?
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« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2017, 06:51:59 pm »
Unless you really like pie crust for some reason, try pumpkin pudding.

It's basically the filling of pumpkin pie without the crust.
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« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2017, 08:24:25 pm »
I have seen pumpkin pie but it's not something we do much of. We prefer our pies with meat (or fruit at Christmas but we still call them mince pies). We have roast pumpkin, and pumpkin soup and even pumpkin gnochhi if you are lucky. We still don't have pumpkin spice

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« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2017, 09:48:03 pm »
Pumpkin spice makes pumpkin pie, cracker; its a critical ingredient, like eggs for cake or saffron for paella.  Also, you upside-down Aussies are crazy, but with all the killer widlife and bogans and whatnot, I'm not surprised.
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Re: Sovereign Citizen aren't people according to Sovereign Citizen
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2017, 09:50:20 pm »
Don't you make pumpkin pie with fucking pumpkin. While the wildlife might be dangerous at least we get a decent coffee to wake ourselves up to run away from it.