(Insert headdesk gif here)
I can't begin to tell you the things these two idiots did wrong (and I'm not just talking the obvious!). Those guns had no business being on the campus, but then, I must remind myself that it's TEXAS, with guns laws that make West Virginia look like New York State.
I have one solution in mind for a dispute of this nature. In the old days. one used to train for duels with wax bullets. So, what I propose for certain grievances is we bring back the duel, but use only wax bullets or paintballs. Each person walks 10 paces, turns, and fires. I figure a best three-out-of-five will do wonders to prevent flukes.
As for casualties, I heard it was three bystanders wounded, and a fourth one with a heart attack. Even a single person wounded by two careless gun owners is unacceptable. However, I want to see more facts. I want to see what sort of dispute caused this, and maybe who took that first shot. It wouldn't do for me to turn into Nancy Grace