God gave the Conservapedia staff a time machine, so this is why they claim to know these things.
Oh, he did not. That's just silly. Time machines are of science, science is of the devil, ergo time machines are inherently devilish. You know better than that, StallChaser.
But god did tell Andy all about that. And everything else that ends up on that site. It's like how Jeebus would talk to George W., deflect soccer balls in South America, and flood New Orleans as punishment for Mardi Gras.