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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #600 on: June 04, 2012, 01:19:50 am »


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All I can think of is, "keep your rosaries off my ovaries."

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #601 on: June 04, 2012, 01:42:28 am »
All I can think of is using a rosary as anal beads... but it's 20 to 2 a.m. and I've been awake since 5 a.m. yesterday, so take it with a grain of salt the size of a truck.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #602 on: June 04, 2012, 01:44:58 am »
Crazy east coasters, with your drugs and your being in the future and your makeout parties.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #603 on: June 04, 2012, 03:16:03 am »
Crazy east coasters, with your drugs and your being in the future and your makeout parties.

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #604 on: June 06, 2012, 08:40:49 am »


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Good idea. I fully support this. This and every other initiative where people try to pray away things they don't like rather than legislate them away. 
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #605 on: June 06, 2012, 12:37:32 pm »
And since it's a rosary instead of one prayer, they will be occupied for at least two and a half hours. Even more so if they do a novena.

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #606 on: June 06, 2012, 01:34:38 pm »
And since it's a rosary instead of one prayer, they will be occupied for at least two and a half hours. Even more so if they do a novena.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #607 on: June 09, 2012, 12:55:32 am »


Real classy, folks, real classy...

If anyone is wondering it's the same douche bag pastor who was burning Qurans a couple of years ago.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/08/obama-effigy-hanged-outside-church_n_1581272.html?ir=Politics&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #608 on: June 09, 2012, 01:26:06 am »


Real classy, folks, real classy...

If anyone is wondering it's the same douche bag pastor who was burning Qurans a couple of years ago.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/08/obama-effigy-hanged-outside-church_n_1581272.html?ir=Politics&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009

Instead of the Obama effigy, the hanged figure would have looked more relevant to his message if it was Uncle Sam (since he is a symbol of America, and hanging it would symbolise his perceived killing of America).  The Obama figure would be more logical standing where the Uncle Sam figure is now, holding all the 'evil' rainbow flags and whatever.    Of course, then he wouldn't get to hang a 'niggra' doll.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #609 on: June 09, 2012, 02:08:39 am »
I thought it was Abe Lincoln at first.

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #610 on: June 09, 2012, 09:25:29 am »


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Someone should inform this person that the way they wrote their sign, it's a pro-choice sentiment. Grammar ignorance is not your friend.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #611 on: June 09, 2012, 09:32:41 am »



I have to say, if this is on church grounds, this really seems to cross the boundary into direct political activism, which should lose the church it's tax-exempt status. According to Federal IRS rules, in order to maintain 501(c)(3) tax-exempt status, one of the limitations is that "it may not be an action organization, i.e., it may not attempt to influence legislation as a substantial part of its activities and it may not participate in any campaign activity for or against political candidates."  That little lynching display certainly seems to fit the bill as working against a political candidate.

Not to mention the before-mentioned idiocy in that his display has Uncle Sam killing Obama when he seems to be trying to say that Obama is killing America, and the insanely inappropriate visualization of hanging a black man.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #612 on: June 09, 2012, 07:31:22 pm »
That may be the single gayest thing I have ever read on this board. Or the old one. ;)

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #613 on: June 09, 2012, 07:37:14 pm »
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #614 on: June 09, 2012, 07:47:19 pm »
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