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Posted by: RavynousHunter
« on: February 11, 2018, 10:02:04 pm »

My laptop is having connection issues; the wifi claims it can connect to things, but I can't get fucking anywhere.  Originally, it was just at the university and I blamed it on their shit-tier routers, but now its happening at home and ONLY to my laptop.  I think its a problem with SSL/TLS not working properly, but I'm actually completely utterly out of my depth, here.  Anyone got anything that might help a Windows 8.1 laptop securely connect again?  I actually kinda need it to do schoolwork in a timely manner.
Posted by: ironbite
« on: February 03, 2018, 03:45:25 pm »

Posted by: Askold
« on: February 03, 2018, 01:33:03 am »

I don't know if this is true of the English version but the Finnish dub of TRANSFORMERS RESCUEBOTS has the worst theme song ever.

I don't want to watch it but my kids do.
Posted by: RavynousHunter
« on: January 16, 2018, 10:26:11 pm »

Oh dear fuck, I had no idea my university was populated with so many complete fucking retards.  Someone mass-mailed about a thousand people with some spam and OH MY FUCKING GOD my fucking inbox almost literally EXPLODED.  As of this writing, I got nearly FIVE HUNDRED FUCKING EMAILS from a gaggle of syphilitic gibbons spewing a combination of idiotic bullshit and dead memes within a single hour.  Because nobody knows how email works and just keep hitting "reply all."  To a spam email.  If I wanted this insane a volume of concentrated failure, I'd go to 4chan.

TL;DR: Several hundred people went full retard on a spam email.  My inbox cries.
Posted by: niam2023
« on: January 12, 2018, 05:05:45 pm »

So I finally deadlift my body weight and some other guy butts in on what should have been my moment of glory and says I didn't do it the way he thinks proper form is, and thus abnegating my work thus far. Says I was taught wrong and he knows "better form".

This is yet another person who out of nowhere decided to incite bitterness in me. I hate him beyond all reason.
Posted by: ironbite
« on: January 09, 2018, 06:34:38 pm »

No.  Hardest drug I've taken was Nyquil.
Posted by: RavynousHunter
« on: January 09, 2018, 05:45:39 pm »

Hmm...'bite, you done any Ambien recently?
Posted by: Sleepy
« on: January 09, 2018, 05:14:03 pm »

Well, I've heard of sleepwalking getting pretty wild.
Posted by: ironbite
« on: January 09, 2018, 03:13:38 pm »

Not that I'm aware of.
Posted by: RavynousHunter
« on: January 08, 2018, 08:54:53 pm »

.....but I'm not sleeping with either of you so how'd you get my cold?

I dunno, did you shit in my mailbox or something?
Posted by: SomeApe
« on: January 08, 2018, 07:14:49 am »

People are idiots.

Including some of my friends.

Yeah, right?
My neighbour yesterday:
"People can't just get smarter and smarter or one day everybody is a professor and there are no more workers. So the government has an interest in keeping people dumb."

I just managed to hold my tongue and not say: "Then I suppose they started with you."
Posted by: ironbite
« on: January 07, 2018, 06:17:03 pm »

.....but I'm not sleeping with either of you so how'd you get my cold?
Posted by: RavynousHunter
« on: January 07, 2018, 04:32:19 pm »

How much mucus can one body produce?  I swear, I've expectorated half my body weight in snot in the past week.  A cold is a GREAT way to spend one's first week as an engaged person.  Aaaaaand fiancee is sick, too, because much like old Christmas lights going out, if one gets sick, everyone gets sick.  Laaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
Posted by: Askold
« on: January 01, 2018, 01:34:42 pm »

People are idiots.

Including some of my friends.
Posted by: niam2023
« on: December 26, 2017, 08:32:22 pm »

I would've said several things I'd heard about the Trump Supporting woman - such as hearing she fucks horses and grinds up puppies to eat, and if pressed for how I know this, I'd say "I don't have any proof or evidence for this, it is just something I heard you do."

Maybe work in a take that at pizzagate such as alleging she eats pizza made of human flesh or something.

Edit: And my stepdad is being as usual a useless drunk fat idiot.

He just sits around getting even fatter every day - honestly I hope I never marry with "my heart". Marrying with your wallet is marrying with your brain.

I'd shack up with Ivanka if it meant I could live the high life.