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Offline DiscoBerry

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Say it aint so Vladimir
« on: March 05, 2012, 09:49:17 pm »
Didn't even bother to count how many fake votes they cast.  Call me crazy but I don't think that particular region is all too fond of the man. 


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At Precinct 451, members of the local electoral commission set about counting a pile of glistening white ballots. “Putin, Putin, Putin,” they muttered. “Good, more Putin.”

Vladimir V. Putin did well in Chechnya, a place that he virtually declared war on after becoming president in 1999, and whose people have suffered grievous human rights abuses at the hands of Russian security forces. The final tally: Putin, 1,482 votes; Gennady A. Zyuganov, the Communist Party leader, one vote.

This result was in itself statistically improbable. But even more difficult for the teachers who had been drafted onto the electoral commission to explain was the turnout: there were only 1,389 people registered in the precinct, meaning that the turnout was 107 percent.

“Look, something is not adding up here,” said Milana Atlanova, the head of the commission, growing increasingly confused.

Analysts of Russian elections say the North Caucasus region is a place where violations of election law are uniquely brazen, from a combination of top-down pressure, cultural factors and, in Chechnya, a fearful milieu of police intimidation.



http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/06/world/europe/fraudulent-votes-for-putin-abound-in-chechnya.html
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Re: Say it aint so Vladimir
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2012, 09:53:00 pm »
Uh... Chechnya probably hates him more than the Ukrainians do. And that's saying a lot if I do say so myself as someone who hates his guts and knows many other Ukrainians who do as well.

Way to have another fraudulent vote, Putin. Ya slimy prick.

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Re: Say it aint so Vladimir
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2012, 10:01:47 pm »
It takes a lot of gull to be this blatant about it.
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Re: Say it aint so Vladimir
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2012, 10:07:35 pm »
It takes a lot of gull to be this blatant about it.
It takes quite a bit of albatross and a touch parrot too.

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Re: Say it aint so Vladimir
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2012, 10:17:16 pm »
Uh... Chechnya probably hates him more than the Ukrainians do. And that's saying a lot if I do say so myself as someone who hates his guts and knows many other Ukrainians who do as well.

Way to have another fraudulent vote, Putin. Ya slimy prick.

Your Ukrainian? By chance can you get me a MI-24 Hind attack helicopter? It's my life goal to own one(and many other military vehicles, but that one especially). I hear there are a few sitting around in Pripyat...

What were we talking about again? Oh, Putin. Yea this isn't surprising in the least.
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Re: Say it aint so Vladimir
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2012, 10:18:45 pm »
It takes a lot of gull to be this blatant about it.
It takes quite a bit of albatross and a touch parrot too.

Things have certainly taken a tern for the worse.
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Re: Say it aint so Vladimir
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2012, 11:21:57 pm »
By chance can you get me a MI-24 Hind attack helicopter? It's my life goal to own one(and many other military vehicles, but that one especially). I hear there are a few sitting around in Pripyat...

Everything is just sitting around in Pripyat...the place is awesome, but I'm sucker for "ghost towns" and I love how the wolves have more or less taken over the city since the Chernobyl disaster.

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Re: Say it aint so Vladimir
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2012, 11:32:07 pm »
107 percent, you say?

Cool story bro.

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Re: Say it aint so Vladimir
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2012, 11:48:05 pm »
By chance can you get me a MI-24 Hind attack helicopter? It's my life goal to own one(and many other military vehicles, but that one especially). I hear there are a few sitting around in Pripyat...

Everything is just sitting around in Pripyat...the place is awesome, but I'm sucker for "ghost towns" and I love how the wolves have more or less taken over the city since the Chernobyl disaster.
And glow in the dark. At least you can see them coming, I guess.
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Re: Say it aint so Vladimir
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2012, 12:04:25 am »
I 140% agree with this thread.

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Re: Say it aint so Vladimir
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2012, 12:08:01 am »
Reminds me of the one time Saddam won 100% of the vote. And we all know the Iraqis loved him.

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Re: Say it aint so Vladimir
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2012, 05:07:37 am »
It takes a lot of gull to be this blatant about it.
It takes quite a bit of albatross and a touch parrot too.

Things have certainly taken a tern for the worse.

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Re: Say it aint so Vladimir
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2012, 05:34:27 am »
Just saw on the news, apparently thousands involved in violent riots in Russia, protesting the result. Pretty much what you'd expect with a bona fide mass landslide popular victory.
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Re: Say it aint so Vladimir
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2012, 07:35:17 am »
Didn't even bother to count how many fake votes they cast.  Call me crazy but I don't think that particular region is all too fond of the man. 


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At Precinct 451, members of the local electoral commission set about counting a pile of glistening white ballots. “Putin, Putin, Putin,” they muttered. “Good, more Putin.”

Vladimir V. Putin did well in Chechnya, a place that he virtually declared war on after becoming president in 1999, and whose people have suffered grievous human rights abuses at the hands of Russian security forces. The final tally: Putin, 1,482 votes; Gennady A. Zyuganov, the Communist Party leader, one vote.

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Analysts of Russian elections say the North Caucasus region is a place where violations of election law are uniquely brazen, from a combination of top-down pressure, cultural factors and, in Chechnya, a fearful milieu of police intimidation.



http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/06/world/europe/fraudulent-votes-for-putin-abound-in-chechnya.html
Election fraud seems to be getting very popular since Bush used it
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Re: Say it aint so Vladimir
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2012, 08:05:48 am »
Pretty sure that election scandals in Russia predated Bush's presidency by a good 70 years or so.
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