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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #720 on: March 12, 2012, 10:52:27 pm »
Well I suppose Gretchen kind of ends up as Mrs Faust. Which would I guess make you Frau Faust rather than Fraulein

But you should totally become Fraulein Faustus, a devil's bargain for the post-feminist age. Mephistopheles wants the women's souls too.

Oh and you can use rohypnol and duct tape instead of magic powers to seduce your Gretchen (or if you want to play it straight, Greg)

Does it have to be straight though?

depends on the it you are referring to my feathery friend

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #721 on: March 12, 2012, 11:47:28 pm »
how they do the scheduling at work, they leave people by themselves for two hours with no back up to help with the fitting rooms, and in my department(women's) it if helpful to have an extra person on, because the fitting rooms can clutter quickly.

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« Reply #722 on: March 12, 2012, 11:55:21 pm »
Trying to order something from a website and their checkout page is all screwed up at the moment and I can't even figure out how to continue.

Also, people who do nothing but laugh as their kid runs through the store, utterly destroying it as if a indoors tornado swept through it.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #723 on: March 13, 2012, 12:58:24 am »
Got a new sword. The sheath is broken. Awesome.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #724 on: March 13, 2012, 01:21:29 am »
Well I suppose Gretchen kind of ends up as Mrs Faust. Which would I guess make you Frau Faust rather than Fraulein

But you should totally become Fraulein Faustus, a devil's bargain for the post-feminist age. Mephistopheles wants the women's souls too.

Oh and you can use rohypnol and duct tape instead of magic powers to seduce your Gretchen (or if you want to play it straight, Greg)

Does it have to be straight though?

depends on the it you are referring to my feathery friend

Has to be straight. I prefer a Greg over a Gretchen.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #725 on: March 13, 2012, 01:49:04 am »
People who make Facebook profiles for their kids.

Edit: Being sick. :(
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #726 on: March 13, 2012, 05:33:16 pm »
Got a new sword. The sheath is broken. Awesome.

Turns out it's supposed to be that way. I misread the description for both the sword and the sheath. The sword is gorgeous tho.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #727 on: March 13, 2012, 06:49:25 pm »
People who block the road because they are talking to a friend out the window. It's so goddamn inconsiderate. This has happened to me at least twice in the past two days.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #728 on: March 14, 2012, 12:12:51 am »
People who park in front of stores to let people out... when it's busy, and cars are lining up behind them, and then they continue to take their sweet time. A young mom and her able bodied children hopped out, to top it all off. Not someone who needed to be saved the walk.


On another pleasant note, I discovered today that bisexuals are apparently all easy sluts! New kid at work has been bugging girls at work to date him since he got their, and when he found out one was bisexual, AND dating a girl, he starting focusing on her. "I'm not single" she told me she said.

"How 'bout a threesome?" he asked.

"No!"

"All right, just you and me."

"I'm taken."

"Oh come on, your bi, not lesbian."

He's been reported for harassment.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #729 on: March 14, 2012, 12:45:59 am »
People who make Facebook profiles for their kids.

Edit: Being sick. :(

I know a couple people who've made profiles for their dogs

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« Reply #730 on: March 14, 2012, 01:20:40 am »
Adults who think that just because I'm technically a minor that they can pull out all the stops on hostile body language. I can read that shit, you know. Which means I can tell when you're lying out your ass. Don't try to fool me with condescending flattery. It just makes you look like a slimeball.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #731 on: March 14, 2012, 05:27:23 am »
Adults who think that just because I'm technically a minor that they can pull out all the stops on hostile body language. I can read that shit, you know. Which means I can tell when you're lying out your ass. Don't try to fool me with condescending flattery. It just makes you look like a slimeball.

That sucks. It really does. If there's one thing that pisses me off it's people who think that because they've seen the earth rimjob the sun a few extra times compared to you, that they know more. On a related note, ever note that a lot of old people are homophobes and racist? Yeah, thought so. (Not all obviously, but they seem to have quite the cornerstone on it...)
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #732 on: March 14, 2012, 01:00:27 pm »
I don't know what's wrong with me right now. I spent my last class trying to absorb what the professor was saying, but it's like there's a forcefield around my head that's preventing any external info from entering. It's driving me insane, and now I have a headache from trying too hard.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #733 on: March 14, 2012, 04:26:50 pm »
I've decided that when I'm dictator, climate change denialists who say "it's fucking freezing today, so much for global warming" or words to that effect will be locked in a cell with a tape playing on a continuous loop...

"Climate and weather are not the same thing...Climate and weather are not the same thing...Climate and weather are not the same thing...Climate and weather are not the same thing..."

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #734 on: March 14, 2012, 05:55:07 pm »
When people with darker skin tones dye their hair blond...it just doesn't look right for some reason to me, and if I was their friend I would tell them how stupid they look.