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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1380 on: June 06, 2012, 06:48:37 pm »
We have milk in bags in Canada. I think that pretty much wins the weird food packaging prize.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1381 on: June 06, 2012, 07:09:55 pm »
Just seems so wrong.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1382 on: June 06, 2012, 07:15:17 pm »
So... in addition to losing some of my grades, my school seems to have not used the grants that were the only reason I attended in the first place. I'm looking huge loans in the face, and I don't know where they came from.

Getting this sorted out tomorrow is going to be a huge pain in the ass.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1383 on: June 06, 2012, 07:19:43 pm »
So... in addition to losing some of my grades, my school seems to have not used the grants that were the only reason I attended in the first place. I'm looking huge loans in the face, and I don't know where they came from.

Getting this sorted out tomorrow is going to be a huge pain in the ass.

What the fuck? How can a school LOSE anyone's grades? That shit has to be kept on file for any further transcript requests. As for the grants, the way I've always seen it, the school uses the grant money and either sends you a check containing anything leftover after tuition, or tells you your remaining balance. Them just not USING the grant is awfully suspicious.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1384 on: June 06, 2012, 07:35:43 pm »
So... in addition to losing some of my grades, my school seems to have not used the grants that were the only reason I attended in the first place. I'm looking huge loans in the face, and I don't know where they came from.

Getting this sorted out tomorrow is going to be a huge pain in the ass.

What the fuck? How can a school LOSE anyone's grades? That shit has to be kept on file for any further transcript requests. As for the grants, the way I've always seen it, the school uses the grant money and either sends you a check containing anything leftover after tuition, or tells you your remaining balance. Them just not USING the grant is awfully suspicious.
Apparently, I took classes 1, 2, and 4, but 3 up and disappeared. I think I know why (I had to retake all the finals because of how bad I was at this class), but that doesn't make me any less pissed about it. As far as the grants go, I don't know what happened there. I know the loans I got (which we already know about) made their way to the school before any grants be design (thus guaranteeing that they would need to be paid back), so I haven't a damn clue where the grants went if I'm paying all this tuition that should already be covered.

I am now actively discouraging anyone who wants to go to this school from attending. I have been for the better part of a year now, but I've had it with this place. If they want to try and take credit for the work my band and I are putting in to making a name for ourselves and actually seeing a paycheck for our efforts, they can go fuck themselves.
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Ego: +5

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1385 on: June 07, 2012, 02:16:58 am »
The term "Gypsy".
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1386 on: June 07, 2012, 02:38:31 am »
A limerick:

There once was a unicorn who would shove
His rainbows around like a dove
"Always I'll be with you
And then make-believe with you
Harmony, Harmony, oh love"

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1387 on: June 07, 2012, 04:00:54 pm »
Apparently there is no birth control in this world that doesn't leave me terribly nauseous or in horrible pain. Excuse me while I go shoot things and bitch about my life revolving around the title There Will Be Blood.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1389 on: June 08, 2012, 10:53:16 am »
Today I learned that frying bacon and eggs while wearing nothing but undies is a very bad idea. I now have a nasty scald mark on my thigh which hurts like a motherfucker and it's nothing short of a miracle that I still have nipples.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1390 on: June 08, 2012, 11:23:11 am »
Getting mascara in your eye hurts a lot.  :'(

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1391 on: June 08, 2012, 06:09:21 pm »
Made another one of my amazing sandwiches, left the stove far too hot and pretty much coated the surrounding area with a thin layer of bacon grease. That's going to be fun to clean up.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1392 on: June 08, 2012, 07:33:33 pm »
Well... at least you didn't do it practically naked again, did you?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1393 on: June 08, 2012, 07:40:19 pm »
Definitely not. I more than learned my lesson last time.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1394 on: June 08, 2012, 07:47:33 pm »
I'm in the backyard having a bonfire, sorta, right now. I'm on the laptop because I was doing something else when my parents told me to come out here. The wind keeps picking up and blowing ash at me and the laptop. I wish the wind weren't such an ashhole.


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