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Teh gey killed T Rex
« on: September 16, 2012, 09:34:19 am »
Holy Sauropod Sodomy Batman!



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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2012, 09:55:30 am »
I don't suppose you have the original source for that? I'll bet my favourite nut that it's a Poe.

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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2012, 09:56:36 am »
That's pretty damn funny. But until I see it in context I'm going to assume it's satire.

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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2012, 10:05:23 am »
All of that is crazy but the part that really gets my attention is:

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...dinosaurs lived a life of violence and sodomy.

I mean, I know that it is not based on any research.

There aren't any paleontologists who spent decades going through fossil evidence and came up with: "The dinosaurs were really just big flaming homosexuals"-theory. I can't even imagine what a thesis on this subject would look like.

"The fossilised remains clearly show that this male Velociraptor had fashionably coloured feathers and painted claws. And if you look at the next slide you shall see an artists impression of a dino-gay-bar, much like the ones this specimen might have visited."

But since it is quite clear that all those claims in the picture have been made up...

Why the hell didn't they make up more plausible sounding stuff! If you are going to blame the homosexuals over something then at least blame them about stuff that someone at least might believe!

AARGH!


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OH, right it could be POE.

That would be much more plausible.
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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2012, 10:53:09 am »
*glances at Zachski* uh... I dunno if it's just me, but that pic's on par with a few things I've seen on a mailing list I'm part of... kinda hot, really.
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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2012, 12:03:15 pm »
Wait, Satanist Dinousaurs? that's pretty fucking metal. which I guess isn't very 'Christian' so they might be onto something here.

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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2012, 12:15:12 pm »
Okay adding Satanist Dinosaurs to the list of potential band names.

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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2012, 12:27:12 pm »
T-rexes are theropods, not sauropods
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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2012, 02:03:16 pm »
*glances at Zachski* uh... I dunno if it's just me, but that pic's on par with a few things I've seen on a mailing list I'm part of... kinda hot, really.

Now I see why T-Rexes seem to get the classification of "dragon" in some modern RPGs.
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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2012, 02:05:40 pm »
And who else is known for being serial killers? Heterosexuals.
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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2012, 02:08:08 pm »
And who else is known for being serial killers? Heterosexuals.

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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2012, 02:09:30 pm »
Okay adding Satanist Dinosaurs to the list of potential band names.

That would be awesome.

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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2012, 02:10:22 pm »
How about "Flamboyant Rex"?
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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2012, 02:36:30 pm »
Nice! Flamingsaurous Rex, queen of the dinosaurs! With his fierce sarcasm and devastating prehistoric fashion statements, he would stomp around changing the sexual persuasion of all the other dinosaurs. 
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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2012, 03:59:40 pm »
Flamingo Rex has a nice ring to it.
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