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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11850 on: January 20, 2018, 09:19:12 am »

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11851 on: February 02, 2018, 06:38:00 am »
The garden variety Trump voter: https://m.imgur.com/gallery/S9z9V
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11852 on: February 02, 2018, 04:29:58 pm »
Beware those who hate the rich more than they love the poor.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11853 on: February 03, 2018, 01:12:35 am »
Except that the Alt-right hate the film and complain about it all the time.

The hypocrites can't stand the idea of non-white ethnostate being successful even if it is fictional.
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« Reply #11854 on: February 03, 2018, 11:38:11 am »
Except that the Alt-right hate the film and complain about it all the time.

The hypocrites can't stand the idea of non-white ethnostate being successful even if it is fictional.

I think that's the joke.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11855 on: February 04, 2018, 12:28:56 am »
The garden variety Trump voter: https://m.imgur.com/gallery/S9z9V

Fuck that doesn't remind me of anyone.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11856 on: February 04, 2018, 10:09:03 am »
Beware those who hate the rich more than they love the poor.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11858 on: February 06, 2018, 08:15:17 pm »
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« Reply #11859 on: February 08, 2018, 04:42:35 am »
Stupid caption of the day. It had a little up arrow and everything.
The asteroid was large enough to kill off three-quarters of the life on earth. Photograph: Mopic/Alamy

Photograph? Really?

The asteroid? Really?

And the asteroid had a diameter of 6 miles. They've shown a retarded artists depiction of something with a diameter of at least 500 miles. You know - only half a million to a million times more massive! It's at least half the size of the Earth's moon (an 8th of the mass). It's bigger than all but 15-20 of the 180+ moons in the solar system.

Haven't done the maths, but it'd be interesting to see if an asteroid that big with a flush impact would leave an exit wound on the other side of the planet. Only so much mass can be vaporised, and that is largely a function of the speed, not the mass. Mind you, if it was travelling at 10 km/s, that's 20 minutes to get through the Earth, ignoring the obvious energy dissipation on impact, and the resistance afterwards, probably not. Definitely punch through the crust though, and it'd be hard not to imagine magma covering huge portions of the Earth and huge amounts of matter being jettisoned into space- particularly given that at the point of impact, more than 99.9% of the mass of the asteroid would still be outside of the stratosphere. (Being that, again being too lazy to do the maths, it looks like it'd want to add, at a guess, 2kms of magma to the surface of the Earth, and compare that to 4km of water currently on 70% of the Earth surface and you have enough heat to boil the oceans dry, except no idea what would occur at the interface. Momentumwise it wouldn't do a ton to the Earth's orbit, but explosionwise, dunno - maybe something, but again maybe not.

Picture is massive. Not going to link it.
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The really stupid thing. A to scale picture would be FAR more impressive, not least because "the asteroid that wiped out 75% of life on Earth" would look like a grain of sand.

(Stupid me was thinking in diameter, but kept typing in radius. Edited.)
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11860 on: February 08, 2018, 05:22:13 am »
(It's also about 1,000 times the volume of the Death Star, and being that the Death Star is largely hollow....)

[The eiffel tower is 125m wide at the base, and 330m high, but all the iron in it would be a solid block 10m3. It does have shitty airlocks though, and the less said about its garbage compactors, the better...]

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11861 on: February 08, 2018, 08:14:33 am »



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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11862 on: February 11, 2018, 07:04:47 am »



...This map is wrong in so many ways.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11863 on: February 14, 2018, 11:02:29 am »


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Note: it is unknown who put the sign up, though the church pastor denies that it was him.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11864 on: February 21, 2018, 02:05:52 am »

Note: it is unknown who put the sign up, though the church pastor denies that it was him.

Now I want to get some sign letters and go around putting up fun messages on church signs.
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