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Small govt conservatives keep wanting a govt small enough to fit in your bedroom.

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/09/18/michigan-claims-right-regulate-sexual-relationships/

Keep it up and see how quickly Americans abandon you idiots.

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Re: Michigan Claims It Has The Right To ‘Regulate Sexual Relationships’
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2013, 02:49:49 am »
Are they going to put a cop in everyone's bedroom?

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Re: Michigan Claims It Has The Right To ‘Regulate Sexual Relationships’
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2013, 03:12:18 am »
Well I'm sure that the Rebublicans and particularly the Teapartiers are outraged and will fight tooth and nail to prevent another goverment overreach. After all they support the "small goverment" idea.

*Reading the article*

So the state IS run by the tea party. *GASP* This is a grand suprise!

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“One of the paramount purposes of marriage in Michigan — and at least 37 other states that define marriage as a union between a man and a woman — is, and has always been, to regulate sexual relationships between men and women so that the unique procreative capacity of such relationships benefits rather than harms society.”

...And that is why we must ensure that only people of desirable ethnic groups, genetics and with the proper political AND religious beliefs are allowed to have children.

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Re: Michigan Claims It Has The Right To ‘Regulate Sexual Relationships’
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2013, 09:47:20 am »
This is the case that'll get same sex marriages on the docket and into the law of the land.

Ironbite-Kennedy must be drooling at the prospect of this case.

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Re: Michigan Claims It Has The Right To ‘Regulate Sexual Relationships’
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2013, 01:44:49 pm »
Are they going to put a cop in everyone's bedroom?
Good, I need the handcuffs.

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Re: Michigan Claims It Has The Right To ‘Regulate Sexual Relationships’
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2013, 02:00:26 pm »
I would love for them to defend this on Constitutional grounds.

Ironbite-I really would.

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Re: Michigan Claims It Has The Right To ‘Regulate Sexual Relationships’
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2013, 02:59:42 pm »
I suddenly have this urge to organize an orgy in Michigan.  I'm also feeling very spiteful.
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Re: Michigan Claims It Has The Right To ‘Regulate Sexual Relationships’
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2013, 04:10:43 pm »
Yeah, this'll work.
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Re: Michigan Claims It Has The Right To ‘Regulate Sexual Relationships’
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2013, 08:05:47 pm »
I suddenly have this urge to organize an orgy in Michigan.  I'm also feeling very spiteful.

Do it in the state capitol building. And don't forget the inflatable sheep.
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Re: Michigan Claims It Has The Right To ‘Regulate Sexual Relationships’
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2013, 09:31:10 pm »
I suddenly have this urge to organize an orgy in Michigan.  I'm also feeling very spiteful.

Do it in the state capitol building. And don't forget the inflatable sheep.

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