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Offline TheL

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Re: Wisdom Tree Apparently Still Exists
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2012, 10:32:53 am »
I just went to their website, and it's gross. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. It requires a plugin I don't already have because nothing anywhere else needs it. Why is every Christian site ever so ugly?

Because if they can't win you over with genuine goodness, they will DAZZLE you with FANCY CODE!!!  Or something.
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Re: Wisdom Tree Apparently Still Exists
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2012, 11:04:20 am »
I just went to their website, and it's gross. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. It requires a plugin I don't already have because nothing anywhere else needs it. Why is every Christian site ever so ugly?

Because if they can't win you over with genuine goodness, they will DAZZLE you with FANCY CODE!!!  Or something.
Because some people really thing that sincere ernestness will do the job of competent marketing, or product value. Same reason that Christian rock and roll exists.
Don't make vague, generic threats, or else!

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Re: Wisdom Tree Apparently Still Exists
« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2012, 11:16:05 am »
Christian rock and roll:

Da da da da da I love god
Doo doo doo doo doo he's so great
Dee dee dee dee dee Jesus too
Dum dum dum he's my mate.

The rest is way too dull to bother inventing.
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Re: Wisdom Tree Apparently Still Exists
« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2012, 03:58:00 pm »
I just went to their website, and it's gross. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. It requires a plugin I don't already have because nothing anywhere else needs it. Why is every Christian site ever so ugly?

Because if they can't win you over with genuine goodness, they will DAZZLE you with FANCY CODE!!!  Or something.
Because some people really thing that sincere ernestness will do the job of competent marketing, or product value. Same reason that Christian rock and roll exists.

Quite frankly, if you don't have a personal relationship with Satan, you don't belong in the Rock world.

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Re: Wisdom Tree Apparently Still Exists
« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2012, 06:37:42 pm »
Christian rock and roll:

Da da da da da I love god
Doo doo doo doo doo he's so great
Dee dee dee dee dee Jesus too
Dum dum dum he's my mate.

The rest is way too dull to bother inventing.

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