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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2760 on: August 05, 2015, 02:23:13 pm »
God Exposes RINO

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2761 on: August 19, 2015, 01:35:10 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2762 on: August 19, 2015, 03:20:04 pm »
Ted Cruz announces candidacy

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2763 on: August 21, 2015, 12:30:29 pm »
Donald Trump: RINO Revealed

President Trump declares that he will permanently revoke the voting rights of everyone who voted for Bernie Sanders.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2764 on: August 21, 2015, 09:07:54 pm »
Donald Trump: RINO Revealed

President Trump declares that he will permanently revoke the voting rights of everyone who voted for Bernie Sanders.

trump gives fair-handed treatment to liberals.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2765 on: August 22, 2015, 01:14:37 pm »
Donald Trump: RINO Revealed

President Trump declares that he will permanently revoke the voting rights of everyone who voted for Bernie Sanders.

trump gives fair-handed treatment to liberals.

a new sport is born by putting a sheep in a hamster wheel and kicking it into baby strollers (preferably full).

What has abortion spawned?

Ronald Reagan's ghost chastises GOP leaders for taking things too far and catering to extremists.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2766 on: August 23, 2015, 11:16:01 am »
Demonic Entity Tries To Paint Reagan as RINO

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2767 on: August 23, 2015, 06:24:53 pm »
Brave men protecting our Christian Heritage in school


Christ returns, expresses disgust with the GOP and Fox News.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2768 on: August 24, 2015, 11:30:42 pm »
Jesus Watches Fox News!

In an effort to reach a new demographic, someone tries a show by Log Cabin Republicans.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2769 on: September 09, 2015, 05:29:00 pm »
Homosexuals trying to infiltrate Republican party through the media.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2770 on: October 07, 2015, 09:09:29 pm »
Obama Fails To Protect Our Allies

The Republican convention adopts a platform whose first plank calls for having the children of anyone who voted for Obama torn apart by wild dogs.
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