Author Topic: Is Trump posting on 8chan so Mueller can expose Satan worshiping cannibals?  (Read 387 times)

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Offline Skybison

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It's called The Storm, the latest Alternative Fact sweeping the nation.  Over on 8chan, there is a user called QAnon who might be (and by might be I mean definitely is) a high ranking member of the Trump administration, probably Trump himself.  And he's posting there to show tell the American people what's really going on.  Because Mueller, he isn't investigating Trump.  That's just a cover.  He's really about to expose the people he's investigating: Hollywood, The Mainstream Media, Big Business, Democrats, establishment Republicans and the Deep State.  And what's he going to expose?  That they are all, without exception, Satan worshiping cannibals. 

Really.  Any minute now.

Now some of you might be saying "But anybody could go on 8chan and say they're the president, does anyone believe this?"  Yes, illustrious figures no less then Jerome Corsi of Infowars and Cheryl Sullenger of Operation Rescue (Yes, the same Cheryl Sullenger who helped show the Truth that Planned Parenthood was selling aborted baby parts to Pepsi to make into soda) have personally vouched for this to their huge audiences and it's just spreading like wildfire.

We all await further news.

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...He's not exactly fooling people who are difficult to fool...

...then again, I WOULD kind of see the President believing such things and posting on 8chan to that effect.

Then again, I am in dire need of human flesh. Praise the Dark God of Blood, Khorne, for I am about to go enjoy some deep dish flesh pizza.
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...then again, I WOULD kind of see the President believing such things
Not got to read it (or going to), but he gets his misinformation in bite-size shit-nuggets. It is sparse or elaborate?
and posting on 8chan to that effect.
Does it look like it was written by a 5 yr old?

That said, it would explain why those groups seemingly want all those vulnerable refugees coming in. Why they never got the FDA to do the travel ban in that case is a mystery it seems, as is the supply shortfall. The average American consumes about 0.4 pigs a year, and if you want to convert that to people, you're looking at a 3-4 ratio without even looking at limiting it to muscle, which would up it much further. Then there is the fact those groups cover millions of people at a minimum - tens of millions if you fill it out, meaning you'd need to, at the very least double that number (i.e. everyone eats two people a year), just to keep your supply up, but there are only about 1 million people a year coming in, and I'd hesitate to say if ANY are being eaten. They'd need to round it out with aborted fetuses to make garum (and there wouldn't be enough), and maybe dry out dead people for jerky. You could I suppose turn crematoriums into BBQ pits and lie about the temperature.[and if you're an insane troll, suggest that's why they keep starting wars, and a bunch of the coffins that come back are filled up with villagers harvested by the military.] Why they're not dropping like flies due to bioaccumulation, or BSE variants, is another matter - but maybe that's why ***they*** are all nuts. Giving blood is all about gravy - which is why the questionnaire is so complex, and they don't let you donate if there's AIDS or BSE issues, etc.

Whereas it would however explain Trump's preference for people from Norway over Haiti.

(In other news, the pieceofshit that took over the DHS from Kelly (Nielsen) just went on the record in a senate hearing saying Trump wanted people from Norway because they are 'hard working', in an inane attempt to help his dumbass, which ironically only underlines racist shit Trump used to say when he owned casinos about blacks being lazy, and it probably was her own embellishment, which means she's just as fucking racist as he is. I.e. So fucking racist you don't realise your appallingly racist shit is racism, because you're too busy hiding your uber racist shit. It's made things FAR worse, because, she pretty much stated that Trump thinks those countries are shitholes because the people who live in them are lazy, rather than external reasons like climate or wars or natural disasters or lack of opportunity. Nope it's black people are lazy. If this doesn't go stratospheric, there's something wrong with the world. Pussygate was about bragging about sexual assault, not the p word.)

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The idea that the Angry Cheeto is posting on a place famous for its rather lax standards when it comes to motherfucking 8 year-olds, dude and is oft called b8chan is something I find inherently hilarious.  I knew the Annoying Orange liked 'em young, but damn!
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Stuff like this is why I keep expecting to wake up and find out the past two years were just a weird dream.
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More breaking news on The Storm, did you know that Donald Trump will cure Alzheimers and Cancer, but not until his second term?  And the Illuminati is planning to turn people against Trump by broadcasting a radio frequency to change your DNA?

We know this must be true because the guy saying this previously struck down Hillary Clinton with Illness through the power of prayer.

http://www.rawstory.com/2018/01/i-hung-up-the-phone-and-hillary-collapsed-self-styled-trump-prophet-says-his-prayers-mowed-down-clinton/