Rules from last forum, modified:
Say you are person 1. You post situation, as innocuous or humorous as you desire ("Obama wears a red tie.")
Person 2, who writes in below you, fills in the way the situation would be spun so the end result is extremely conservative ("Obama: Secret Communist"). They then post their own situation ("Obama wears a blue tie.").
Person 3, who writes in below them, fills in that spin ("Obama Refuses To Compromise"), then posts their own situation ("Sarah Palin is a secret lesbian").
And it goes into infinity.
I shall start: The entire WBC commits suicide a la Jonestown.