UP, have you stopped molesting kids and raping women yet? You know, since you're a Christian.
Oh wait, this isn't working. I'd have to be saying this in public, incorporating this into an act I give to dozens of people. With your real name. With your employment possibilites suffering, with your name being a laughing-stock and with you being associated in the public eye with child molestation and rape. And harassed IRL. Yeah, that should be appropriate by your standards.
And you're not allowed to complain about this to the Human Rights Tribunal: otherwise, you're just "being pissy about a joke".